Lind Whisperer

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  1. Lind Whisperer

    H20: Fantasy's Back on the Menu!

    SETTING: An Ice Age has descended on the world! Humanity exists in sheltered pockets beneath the ice, where mysterious fantasy civilizations thwart the storm! The only connection between hamlets is travelers and the mysterious ETHERNET - a mass magical communication network used only by elite mages and biohackers! You and your companions are your starving tribe’s only hope! Travel the tundra - find the components to solve the SPELLPLAGUE - save your tribe! PITCH: 3 DMs scratch each other’s backs, in an exciting three-story arc! One starts, one middles, one finishes! Like Disney Wars! Except...yeah, let’s not open that can of worms, Like Disney Wars! If everyone agreed it was good! TIMELINE: Ice Age+Trd Fantasy+Cyberpunk(But it’s more Biopunk) -------------------------------- PLEA: I want some more Heroica! And I know some of you do too! Heroica Classic started with 3 small quests. We can’t just start a whole new Heroica - but three quests? I know we can do this! A three-quest arc is possible - and since we’ll swap hosting, we ALL get to play! (And I can host a small quest for the 2/3 DMs*, so no one has to stop playing! *If one will host a Town-style quest. Always loved - never played RULES: Rule 1: HAVE FUN. Rule 2: Any political content should be poking fun at the idea of politics in general. We live in a time of plenty, where we can afford to waste hundreds+ of dollars on plastic blocks, and yet we argue tirelessly about differences. Politics are important, but they ruin fun. Poke fun at all politics equally! Rule 3: Politics: Just don’t. Rule 4: Rule 3 is (going to be) ignored. Just try to get along, please? Rule 5: See 1 Rule 6: When in doubt, old Heroica. Unless Lind over-rules. (Seriously - Hastened + Double-Strikes is 4 attacks! Not 2!) Rule 7: Hastened+Double Strike is 4 attacks. DM Rules: Rule 8: If you confirm, I’ll add you to a Google Doc, where we plan specific details. Rule 9: When creating quests, try to aim for the light-heartedness of early quests, mixed with the narrative complexity of later quests! Rule 10: Have fun! -------------------------------- STILL NEED: DM 1: Lind Whisperer DM 2: ? DM 3: Kotz(?) Players: Kotz? Samurai-turtle Classic_Spaceman Lind Whisperer @Kintobor@Dannylonglegs@Waterbrick Down@samurai-turtle@Viper Knight@KotZ@Tariq j@Endgame@Zepher@Asphalt@Goliath@Scubacarrot@MysticModulus@UsernameMDM@Mencot@Palathadric@Sandy@Siercon and Coral@swils@Lord Duvors@Alfadas@Classic_Spaceman
  2. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    All is ice. You lived among a small hamlet of hunter-gatherers, until all the animals went insane. Kicking, screaming, biting, they are unhuntable-and the woods that you would pillage for sustenance are now barred off by these creatures. A vote was taken; You and your companions were your starving tribe’s only hope! Traveling the tundra, loosing countless stragglers along the way, you have journeyed to find any way to halt the madness and save your tribe! Now, you have reached the foot of the Unholy Mountains. In the distance, you can see a strange display of lights. What do you do? The Party: Angor "The Arboretum" (@samurai-turtle) "20 Years" Old Male Orc Barbarian Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Crystalline Hammer (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Yelana Fennix (@Classic_Spaceman) Human Female Ranger Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Gold: 10 Equipment: Plasma Sniper-Rifle (Hand Cannon) (WP 3) Inventory: Potion (1x), Smoke Bomb (1x) Magnhildr (@Peppermint_M) Theme Etherian Barbarian of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Sapphire Naginata (Polearm/Halberd) (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Old Bones ('Sam') (@Lord Duvors) Theme ??? years old male Undead Cyborg Rouge Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 7/7 Gold: 60 Equipped: Black Sword (WP: 3, longsword). Inventory: Potion, Venom. Okooid (@darkdragon) Bioborg Mage of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Ether: 6/6 Gold: 60 Equipment: Staff Inventory: Topaz, Potion QM Note: Please vote for a party leader! Thank you one and all for joining me! Your figs are all lovely! Hopefully this will be an adventure worth your time!\
  3. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    I may need to cancel this; this isn't fair to you guys and I am going through one of the worst periods of my life The noise reveal themselves to be a small town; you see a blacksmith, several small buildings, and a bioshack. A bird-woman struts nearby as do several soldiers.
  4. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    Battle Order Angor - HIT: WP 3 + Level = 4 Magnhildr - SHIELD: WP 3 + Level = 4 Old Bones - SHIELD: WP 3 x 3 + Level = 10 Yelana - HIT: WP 3 + Level = 4 Okooid - Special: Bombard Angor - MISS Magnhildr - HIT: WP 3 + Level = 4 Old Bones - MISS Yelana - HIT: WP 3 + Level = 4 THE PARTY IS VICTORIOUS! Everyone gained respective levels. Party leader, please divide the loot. Loot 1 Venom 1 Fire Bomb To your left; a wierd echo, ahead - the bustle of people? The Party: Angor "The Arboretum" (@samurai-turtle) "20 Years" Old Male Orc Barbarian Theme Level 2 Power: 5 Health: 4/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Crystalline Hammer (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Yelana Fennix (@Classic_Spaceman) Human Female Ranger Theme Level 2 Power: 5 Health: 4/7 Gold: 10 Equipment: Plasma Sniper-Rifle (Hand Cannon) (WP 3) Inventory: Potion (1x) Magnhildr (@Peppermint_M) Theme Etherian Barbarian of unknown gender and age Level 2 Power: 5 Health: 4/9 Gold: 10 Equipment: Sapphire Naginata (Polearm/Halberd) (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Old Bones ('Sam') (@Lord Duvors) Theme ??? years old male Undead Cyborg Rouge Level 2 Power: 5 (1+3) Health: 3/8 Gold: 60 Equipped: Black Sword (WP: 3, longsword). Inventory: Potion, Venom. Okooid (@darkdragon) Bioborg Mage of unknown gender and age Level 2 Power: 5 Health: 2/7 Ether: 7/7 Gold: 60 Equipment: Staff Inventory: Topaz, Potion
  5. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    PREPARE FOR BATTLE   The Party: Angor "The Arboretum" (@samurai-turtle) "20 Years" Old Male Orc Barbarian Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Crystalline Hammer (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Yelana Fennix (@Classic_Spaceman) Human Female Ranger Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Gold: 10 Equipment: Plasma Sniper-Rifle (Hand Cannon) (WP 3) Inventory: Potion (1x) Magnhildr (@Peppermint_M) Theme Etherian Barbarian of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Sapphire Naginata (Polearm/Halberd) (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Old Bones ('Sam') (@Lord Duvors) Theme ??? years old male Undead Cyborg Rouge Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 7/7 Gold: 60 Equipped: Black Sword (WP: 3, longsword). Inventory: Potion, Venom. Okooid (@darkdragon) Bioborg Mage of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Ether: 6/6 Gold: 60 Equipment: Staff Inventory: Topaz, Potion The Enemies  Big Rat Type: Vermin Level: 2 Health: 10/10 Special: ??? Drops: 1 Venom Battle Ant Type: Vermin Level: 4 Health: 17/17 Special: Bombard – Causes 4 damage to all opponents regardless of the row they stand in. Drops: 1 Fire Bomb
  6. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    To the one way: Past the other passage slithers...:
  7. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    It appears to be wild animals. OoC: That was funny; no face-punch! Again, sorry. I'm at wit's end and it doesn't end.
  8. I check the tablets for any odd reading choices.
  9. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    OoC: I am sorry. I am in a very bad place right now. "There was more to it than that...but I feel someone with your temperament might not understand such interpersonal connections." "First, the powder of a scorpion tail from an ice dragon..." A long dull flap thundered across the skies. The man winced. "Fortunately, they are native around here. The others are from beyond these ranges " The party begins traveling two dragleaks east. The man calls after them "Watch out for my friends the Wilderness Guard...!" You reach another t-section. Left, right? (You see movement one dragleak right)
  10. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    "AH! My alchemist friend actually concocted a brew for that" He presented a formula to Sam and the mage. "That's how we survived - saved ourselves - to fight MONAD. Only for them to die..." You see three passages, stretched east, west, and north. @samurai-turtle As the resident orc, could you coin the orc word for mile? "You have very strange ideas for someone from the northern wastes... Strange, different. Not themselves, little things. The kind you only know from knowing someone their whole life."
  11. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    The man paused in thought. "I was never outside much, but...yes, they did, now that you mention it! Now that I think about it. Horses, cats..all became very skittish, though I never really connected them." "Quite. AH, minor healing - I was a town leader, so a lot of indoor negotiation. You've never heard of Moppets? Why, everyone has-you must be from far north! Grow 'em in vats, great labor! Like people, but you don't have to pay 'em! Too many gain sentience, though - and it's not right to enslave a thinking being! Why, it's so hard here - that if Grandad who's dead can be raised to do some work, why wouldn't you? That's what they said. I never was for it - but I was only half the leadership. My alchemist friend and the town were for it, so I couldn't do much but offer up prayers of apology to every god I could think of." The man shook his head vigorously. "No one knows it! But they say there's a rhythm behind it all! As a cartographer I'd pay very well for a map of it! And even better to the person who can figure out the rules of the labyrinth - the mystery of the maze."
  12. I check the notepad for impressions while stuffing a pen and the magazine in my pocket for later persual.
  13. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    "Thank you for the kind offer, of a, berevearor? But I am quite alright. From up north? Strange, you don't look it... Ah, a non-denomination servant of the people! I used to be quite a mercenary back in the day - but that's behind me! "A dark creature." He lowered his voice. "He came to our town, offered to raise the dead. With conditions the way they were, no one would pass up an offer of free labor, as Moppets cost so much these days - but," he sighed, "Nothing's free. He offered medicine, said he could save the dying...and they lived, but without living. Neither dead...nor undead."
  14. Lind Whisperer

    Heroica RPG 2.0

    That's reading modern things into classic tropes. "Strong dumb warlike brute" could be ripped directly from British propaganda about Germans - and the Germans tended to be colonizers, not colonized. Nothing to do with "racist stereotypes" "of Africans, Native Americans, and other colonised peoples".
  15. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    As you hide inside a crevice deep within the entrance, the man coughs and offers a hand. "Can't say I'm not disappointed at not killing MONAD, but I lived to fight another day. Name's Amerigo Magellan, Prophet and cartographer! And to who do I owe my life?".
  16. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    You successfully escape (I assume into the maze?)!
  17. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    Round 1 ??? vs MONAD: SPECIAL GUARD/HIT (44+40=80dmg) Yelan does Nothing Everyone else joins the battle! The Party ??? *Lucky**Immunity to Ice* Human Male Prophet Level 40 Power: 35 Health: 62/70 Ether: 21/55 Gold: 8234 Equipment: Sonic Wand (Wand) (WP 44, deals all elements) Cloak of Escape (Escape even without Smoke Bomb) Frost Leprechaun Cloak(SP: 10+Lucky+Immunity to Ice) Pith Helmet(Find LVL x roll gold on Hit and better) Advanced Begone with the Winds(Can use Weather Mage) Inventory: Grand Potion (12x), Diluted Arc Tonic (1x), Purging Water (2x), Bravado Brew (2x), Fog Bomb (7x), Wyvern’s Breath (x3), Baffle Bomb (1x) Yelana Fennix (@Classic_Spaceman) Human Female Ranger Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Gold: 10 Equipment: Plasma Sniper-Rifle (Hand Cannon) (WP 3) Inventory: Potion (1x), Smoke Bomb (1x) Angor "The Arboretum" (@samurai-turtle) "20 Years" Old Male Orc Barbarian Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Crystalline Hammer (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Magnhildr (@Peppermint_M) Theme Etherian Barbarian of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 8/8 Gold: 10 Equipment: Sapphire Naginata (Polearm/Halberd) (WP:3), Inventory: Potion, Mead Old Bones ('Sam') (@Lord Duvors) Theme ??? years old male Undead Cyborg Rouge Level 1 Power: 4 (1+3) Health: 7/7 Gold: 60 Equipped: Black Sword (WP: 3, longsword). Inventory: Potion, Venom. Okooid (@darkdragon) Bioborg Mage of unknown gender and age Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Ether: 6/6 Gold: 60 Equipment: Staff Inventory: Topaz, Potion The Enemies "There is only room for one sorcerer here." 'MONAD' Level: ??? HP: ???/??? Defense: ??? Special: ??? Passive Special: Dominative Personality- The target finds themselves unable to use escape techniques and have to roll against (6 - party members)/6. (6/6)
  18. Lind Whisperer

    H20: Fantasy's Back on the Menu!

    Correct!
  19. Lind Whisperer

    H20: Fantasy's Back on the Menu!

    1. Yes. 1 round cost. 2/3. See WBD One roll for all! (6 people = guaranteed) 1+1: Explosion (instant effect, knocks out the alchemist.) 1+2: Diluted Arc Potion (Restores 15 health to all allies.) 1+3: Diluted Arc Tonic (Restores 10 ether to all allies.) 1+4: Purging Water (Removes all positive effects from all enemies.) 1+5: Bad Breath (Causes the poisoned by 1-effect to all enemies.) 1+6: Last Resort (Revives all knocked out allies with 1 health.) 2+2: Arc Potion (Restores 30 health to all allies.) 2+3: Arc Elixir (Restores 60 health and 15 ether to all allies and removes negative effects.) 2+4: Bravado Brew (Causes the encouraged-effect to all allies.) 2+5: Fog Bomb (Causes 15 damage and the blinded-effect to all enemies.) 2+6: Hyper Arc Potion (Restores full health to all allies.) 3+3: Arc Tonic (Restores 20 ether to all allies.) 3+4: Cloud of Celerity (Causes the hastened effect to all allies.) 3+5: Mystic Bomb (Causes 15 damage and the sealed-effect to all enemies.) 3+6: Hyper Arc Tonic (Restores full ether to all allies.) 4+4: Purifying Water (Removes all negative effects from all allies.) 4+5: Fortune Flush (Causes the lucky-effect to all allies.) 4+6: Smile of the Gods (Causes the blessed-effect to all allies.) 5+5: Wyvern’s Breath (Causes the poisoned by 10–effect to all enemies.) 5+6: Baffle Bomb (Causes 15 damage and the confused-effect to all enemies.) 6+6: Doomsday Bomb (Causes 99 damage to all enemies.) MONAD is vulnerable to all effects.
  20. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    Okooid determines there are no living villagers. The man is consistently using a variety of powerful potions. Medically, he is healthier than any of you are, just in danger of being out-gunned. OoC: Sorry for the confusion! Angor and Sam successfully destroy two bodies. Yelana swiftly comes to the realization that there are some people you shouldn't taunt. "You babble as a child. But, to be sure..." PREPARE FOR BATTLE  The Party ??? *Lucky**Immunity to Ice* Human Male Prophet Level 40 Power: 35 Health: 62/70 Ether: 21/55 Gold: 8234 Equipment: Sonic Wand (Wand) (WP 44, deals all elements) Cloak of Escape (Escape even without Smoke Bomb) Frost Leprechaun Cloak(SP: 10+Lucky+Immunity to Ice) Pith Helmet(Find LVL x roll gold on Hit and better) Advanced Begone with the Winds(Can use Weather Mage) Inventory: Grand Potion (12x), Diluted Arc Tonic (1x), Purging Water (2x), Bravado Brew (2x), Fog Bomb (7x), Wyvern’s Breath (x3), Baffle Bomb (1x) Yelana Fennix (@Classic_Spaceman) Human Female Ranger Theme Level 1 Power: 4 Health: 6/6 Gold: 10 Equipment: Plasma Sniper-Rifle (Hand Cannon) (WP 3) Inventory: Potion (1x), Smoke Bomb (1x) The Enemies "There is only room for one sorcerer here." 'MONAD' Level: ??? HP: ???/??? Defense: ??? Special: ??? Passive Special: Dominative Personality- The target finds themselves unable to use escape techniques and have to roll against (6 - party members)/6. (4/6)
  21. @Shadows"Captain - we need to lock down the escape pods. We don't want anyone to leave this party before it's done...!" "You forgot Space Force!"
  22. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    @Darkdragon?
  23. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    "I have no interest or quarrel with you. Pass along. Interfere and die." "He came to our town! He destroyed our town! We were small and healthy - then he came and everyone went mad!" "Madness and sanity...you cannot comprehend. There is a future, and you are not a part of it..." *cough* "I'm not quite dead!"
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    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    At the foot of the terrifying Unholy Mountains, where ancient wars tore the earth into unatural geometries, you find a great battle raging! The snow around is ringed with mutilated bodies of dead villagers - clearly pressed into service as soldiers. "This ends here, MONAD!" The necromancer takes a moment, and afixes you all with a gaze colder than the snow. "No." "I don't know what you've been up to, but that won't stop me from stopping you!" The deathpriest is nonplussed, regarding the prophet like a feline. "For you, when I relive you of your low consciousness, that unthinking existence you take for life - your death will be the most significant event of your life. For me?" He pointed a finger, and threw a unspeakable ray of necrotic energy. "Ahh!" "For me, it was Thörsday."
  25. Lind Whisperer

    H20: 1: The Mystery of the Maze

    DEATH DEATH PEOPLE LIVE WITH OUT LIVING DEATH DEATH NOT UNDEAD DEATH NOT LIFE DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATHPRIEST HUNT PRIEST DEATH DEATH An nearby explosion rocks the earth. The battle is climaxing. DEATH EVERYONE DIES DEATH DEATH The bird screams and flies away. OoC: Tomorrow!