legoman19892

Brick related pick up lines?

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How about you and I ride the Emerald Night (set 10194) into the tunnel of love.

Lets get horizontal on the Horizon Express.

You can be my Hobby Train.

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I dare mod to add a poll: Are you currently in a relationship?

Taking our awesome pick up lines as a reference I bet 90% of votes will be no..

Judging by the answers so far I think the Poll should be set further down the relationship spectrum

Q: HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A WOMAN AND THAT HASN'T RESULTED IN A RESTRAINING ORDER?

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"I hope you didn't land on a LEGO brick... You know, when you fell from Heaven. Gee, I bet that'd hurt... That fall, and then the brick... Ouch!"

"Did you have LEGO as a kid? Did your mother ever tell you why there are so few female mini figures? It's because they all saw how beautiful you were, and they were like "oh! I could never compete with her immense beauty" so they all ran away. The end."

To answer the potential poll, no, no girlfriend, but I have spoken to women who I wasn't related to without getting restraining orders. Heck, I've never gotten a restraining order...

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I think my LEGO Death Star bra would look great on you. Would you like to model it for me?

8239600228_1d4c5a3743_c.jpglego death star bra by dr_spock_888, on Flickr

Join me on the Dark Side. Together we can build a UCS Death Star and rule the universe.

Wanna touch my 4L light sabre blade?

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^^^that picture^^^

Hmmm...

(To a group of women) "you remind me of CMF, I wanna collect all of you!"

"I think we could build something together."

"You're the best piece on the Pick-A-Chick wall"

(For the record, I'm 4 years happily married...and my wife hated all these lines)

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Lets do it 92586pb01style

Wow, you have a nice arch!

Did ucs on that lady? Some real slopes!

OMG thats so....funny and...perverse :laugh: Love it!

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"My, you are as lovely as a Classic Space Set"

"Dang, girl! I know you aren't genuine LEGO. You got all the makings of a fake. You got the boot(y) and the leg! Ow!

This is the best topic ever.

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