Sarcasm related to LEGO Technic

[TinkerBrick]

I only visit EuroBricks.com like twice a week. I have no idea why you would think i stop on by several times a day?

[PhyBuilder]

Hehehehehe

[Nico van Duin]

-Lego rims never slip inside the tires.

-All parts of one collor have always the same tint.

-And the 42000 wheelhubs don't have any slop at all.

- I never have bent axles and scratched parts in my collection

Edited April 24, 2014 by Nico van Duin

[piterx]

never used this one

[parda]

I need more pull-back motors

[UniverseBoy]

I have never ordered a £100+ set just because I want the wheels

- when testing: the pf functions all work flawless in a MOC.

- i never had to add a extra hard spring to a car

[PhyBuilder]

I need more pull-back motors

That's a fine one. Actually, I discussed with myself to buy the 2013 and 2014 models, because I like the proper number of coloured small panels and the black rims. But paying at least € 15,- mostly for those PB-motors... I aint building small cars anyway, so now I've discovered Lego Parts and Bricks. In average, the panels are even cheaper than on Bricklink (when avoiding many single orders).

Edited April 24, 2014 by PhyBuilder

[Captain Golden Hook]

I have never used super glue to make a part i don't have ' ',

[z3_2drive]

-I have never crashed my RC MOC at 15 kph+

-I have enough red u-joints

-Bricklink prices are justified

[JGW3000]

I'll let my kids use my PF motors when they are old enough to know not to stick there fingers into gear trains

[Chas]

"Honest baby, this "insert Set name here" is for Jacob"!

"Son, I have no idea where your "insert part name here" is"!

"I'll be in bed in a minute, just have this one part i have to finish."

forgot one

"honey, I just need these last part to finish the model and I won't be ordering any more from Lego!"

Edited April 25, 2014 by Chas

[aol000xw]

Since 8880 and for 20 years now TLC has been innovating with their impressive line of supercars.

[Sheepo]

"The current pins and bushes are stronger than the old ones"

[Marcel1980]

I never take apart a moc before finishing.

[Paul P]

When I drop a half bush on the floor I always find it as they do not roll away.

[Alasdair Ryan]

"Technic cars are awesome."

"LA's Suck."

"Crowkillers thinks that he is better than me at building."

[NXT45]

"I have never broken a U-joint"

"I have never broken any parts"

"I have never posted anything to my blog before I am 100% done"

"I don't have over 7000 parts"

[Lipko]

[truth]

The thread was much funnier when there were only real, actual lies, not just these made up lies.

[/truth]

[Alasdair Ryan]

[truth]

The thread was much funnier when there were only real, actual lies, not just these made up lies.

[/truth]

Mine are not made up....except for the last one.

Edited April 25, 2014 by Alasdair Ryan

[legolijntje]

Mine are not made up....except for the last one.

In this topic, we can't believe you that easily...

[DrJB]

In this topic, we can't believe you that easily...

Reminds me of a little 'puzzle' my dad used to say a long long time ago ....

1. Tous les Cretois sont des menteurs. C'est un Cretois qui le dit

2. Par contre, si les Cretois ne le sont pas (mentors), Donc, le Cretois dit vrai.

Which translates to:

1. All people from Crete are Liars. It's one of them who said that

2. However, if they are NOT (liars), Then that Cretian is telling the truth ...

[PhyBuilder]

I never need inspiration for any kind of MOC or text. I always come up with things totally by myself.

[1nxtmonster]

I never ever propose buying a set 'because it's cool' but secretly just get it for the pieces and never build it.

[Blastem]

Mi girlfriend has never built a set and got angry when unmounted for getting some spare pieces for MOCs :laugh:

(True Story... 8110 and 8043 )

[DrJB]

Mi girlfriend has never built a set and got angry when unmounted for getting some spare pieces for MOCs :laugh:

(True Story... 8110 and 8043 )

My opinion only of course ... but ... 8110 and 8043 are meant as display units, never to be disassembled and recycled/salvaged.