Sarcasm related to LEGO Technic

[D3K]

"I have never mounted a differential the wrong way in a MOC with more than one driven axle"

"Said differential is always very easy go get to, when you eventually realize it's the wrong way"

"I have never disassembled/torn apart huge parts of a MOC to flip a differential, then put it back together only to realize I flipped the diff twice, and am back to where I started"

[jorgeopesi]

"I have never mounted a differential the wrong way in a MOC with more than one driven axle"

"Said differential is always very easy go get to, when you eventually realize it's the wrong way"

"I have never disassembled/torn apart huge parts of a MOC to flip a differential, then put it back together only to realize I flipped the diff twice, and am back to where I started"

Totally agree and same thing with the steering wheel , my wife laughs a lot with those things .

[Lipko]

"The prototype model/function is finished, I will refine it later"

"This will be just a place-holder"

"I will not give this feature up"

"I an not interested in the Town Theme at all"

[Pat-Ard]

I bought all the lego for my kids

I've never bought a set for only one part

I'm 100% satisfied with my mods and I'll never change a thing.

[Doc_Brown]

"I have never spent $240 on a set just for the wheels."

"I do not have a 6" model wheelie bin, full of pins with a sticker on it saying 'PIN BIN'

"I never mix water and electricity"

"I have never said I miss my parents and organize a get together just to go into the attic and look though old boxes....."

"I never swear when my fingers get caught in a high torque gearbox"

"CV joints are cool"

"differentials are even cooler"

"I have never washed used Lego Technic for 48 hours after watching a video of a moc that picks up cat poop"

[D3K]

"I have too many pneumatic cylinder brackets"

[dr_spock]

I ran out of black pins.

That is not Lego dust on my GBC gears and axles.

[allanp]

I have never as a kid washed my parts in water that was too hot causing them to warp out of shape

[Sheepo]

"Brakes are necessary in big MOCs"

"A gearbox with many speeds is very usefull to get the best performance in big MOCs"

"Red soft axles are very common in all sizes"

"The GBC modules are very easy to design, and the balls physics and movement are very predictable"

[piterx]

oh i got others in mind!

"this is the last complex model i'll ever build"

"oh, there's too much dust on this model...let's clean it up!"

"i'll never dismount this MOC!"

"i didn't buy 41999 to use its blue parts for mocs"

[Anathaema]

"I'll only get these few pieces from BL"

"I hate mindstorms"

"This new MOC will be done by tomorrow and I'll start working on it today"

[Blastem]

"The GBC modules are very easy to design, and the balls physics and movement are very predictable"

LOLOLOLOLOL

"GBC balls are so small, sure they are affordable" ^^

"Tomorrow I start programming my NXT Brick in C++"

"I have to remove dust from lid and label all my drawers with pieces"

Edited April 22, 2014 by Blastem

[DuckBricks]

"LEGO Technic is only for adults"

Biggest lie ever - I built Technic when I was 7/8 and had no problem.

[Lipko]

"Brakes are necessary in big MOCs"

"A gearbox with many speeds is very usefull to get the best performance in big MOCs"

*oh2* *oh2*

[Rishab N]

I have an entire bin full of 19L Black Flex Axles

[zux]

"I don't need to have each tyre/wheel type used for Technic"

"I don't need/like buggy motors"

Edited April 22, 2014 by zux

[S.I]

I'll only do one more step before gong to bed.

[Lakop]

"I don't want 8258, why should I, I've got enough lego..."

"I'm not going to buy any lego this month, clothes and food are far more important..."

"No. It's not lego in this lego store bag, I've just used the bag to carry something else..."

"Is this the lego store!? I didn't notice, I just walked in and started looking around..."

"Lego!? Where?"

[imurvai]

"I have too much time for Lego, so I'm getting bored of it..."

[Rikus]

- I'll buy only one set at this shop on BL

- Ok, this time for real... I'll buy only the 2 pieces I miss on BL...

- (To my wife) I swear, I bought only one set... The shop owner gave me all of the other 4 for only few cents...!

- (To my wife, just after the parcel man ringed at my door for the third day in a row) ...no, it's not another Technic set for me... They are documents for my job!

- (To my wife, while writing on the forum... Or while contacting a BL shop) ...I'm just writing to my brother (colleague, cousin, ...)!

[TinkerBrick]

Last year, I only bought one 41999 when it was available.

[Saberwing40k]

"We don't have enough yellow Technic sets."

[Anio]

"This thread is interesting."

[weavil]

"I don't need the new 8 tooth gear, I got plenty of the old ones to use."

"That angle is not too sharp for U-Joints"

"I don't need easy access to the battery box, I'm going to take it apart after I take pictures/video of it"

"The diff will be fine with that small gap."

[JGW3000]

I never post useless "me-too" comments