Sarcasm related to LEGO Technic

[PhyBuilder]

• "I never ever mixed up dark bluish gray with black when building from a Lego manual"
  
• "I have way too less black connection pins"
  
• "That Power Functions rechargeable battery is very priceworthy!"
  
• ..... Please continue
  

[HorcikDesigns]

"I have built PF Trial truck, tested it in rough terrain, and I haven't broken any U-joint."

[astakos]

i've never used teeth to disassemble

[MrNumbskull13]

"Red 19L flex axles are so common!"

[DrJB]

I have more lego than I'll ever need ...

[JGW3000]

(To my kids) Sorry, I don't have that 15L beam you are looking for, in fact, I don't have any Technic parts in the basement; and I certainly do not have 8 brand new Unimog wheels

Edited April 22, 2014 by JGW3000

[PhyBuilder]

I have more lego than I'll ever need ...

Currently, when I buy a new set, I leave all the black and double blue connector pins sealed in their bags. For those parts I use the ones out of my collection. For many other parts, the quoted line is so true. Even if you think you certainly have enough of a certain part (liftarms, for example), one thinks of a new MOC and you just need that two extra beams in that specific lenght and/or angle. In the correct colour, none the less.

Hehe, all the other ones are cool too. My brains are enjoying a little party of recognition.

[legolee35]

I have never ordered a £100+ set just because I want the wheels

[Blastem]

"These new gears seems so strong, let's test some torque... ups"

"Oh, I only need 8 connectors on THIS color, They could not be expensive in BL..."

"I only spend a couple of hours sorting these 3 boxes of spare parts"

"I know exactly how many black pins with friction I have"

"I don't miss Technic Figs in Sets"

"Hey... Black is a primary Color" (In TECHNIC ^^ )

[piterx]

I have never ordered a £100+ set just because I want the wheels

AHAHAHAHAH hi there brother XD

- the gearboxes i've built work amazingly well without making me swear all the time for some reason

- i never forced pieces to avoid dismounting a part of the model when i need to change something...

Edited April 22, 2014 by piterx

[Captainowie]

"At some stage I'll have to route this motion to that mechanism, but I can do that later, it'll be easy"

[Rockbrick]

"i'll never make the model in the manual - i will use this set for parts only"

[astakos]

- i never forced pieces to avoid dismounting a part of the model when i need to change something...

:thumbup:

[aol000xw]

My friends and family don't think I am a weirdo when I show them my Lego collection.

[Nico van Duin]

I would never use silicone spray to lubricate the moving parts of a lego rc car.

[nychase]

Lego never causes friction between my wife and I with how much space my collection takes up.

I've never declared legos on personal financial statements as "significant assets"

[JM1971]

I never get tired of putting my dad right.

Plastic is great for mechanical parts.

I really love how the power functions cables cant be replaced.

[N-4K0]

I never modify pieces to get new pieces when I need it while MOCing.

I always have too many 3L blue pins.

[legolijntje]

"My MOC is almost finished!"

[Saberwing40k]

"I have built PF Trial truck, tested it in rough terrain, and I haven't broken any U-joint."

i've never used teeth to disassemble

I've really done neither of these. I've built a couple of trial trucks, and have not broken a single U joint. And I've honestly never used my teeth to disassemble anything.

"i'll never make the model in the manual - i will use this set for parts only"

8070 went right in my parts bin.

[EV3Noob]

To the wife: "Honey, this 2000+ pieces Technic set was really cheap!"

"I won't buy any sets or parts this month"

Edited April 22, 2014 by EV3Noob

[TinkerBrick]

I Never wished for longer pneumatic rams/cylinders and a more precise control for pneumatic elements.

It's really easy to address a linear actuator with a long and "curved" drivetrain.

[Blastem]

"I will only purchase that parts I need for my new moc"

"I can fit this mechanics in that challenging size in first attempt"

"Darling, I dont have enough Tires and Rims on that Huge Box"

"Black is a really fitting color"

"I don't miss the grip/clutch of old pins with friction"

"That pneumatic airtank really worth that price in Bricklink"

but the best is...

"Nah, the Flagship set of this year is not cool, I won't buy it"

[TinkerBrick]

Excactly, this flagship (loader) is not for me since I already have all those parts and PF-stuff and I'll get the bucket from BrickLink.

[MrTekneex]

"This will be the only set of this year that I'll buy"