legolee35 Posted March 19, 2014 These are fantastic, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks for sharing them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ridge Montante Posted March 19, 2014 That hat on the chef is so tall. That's ridiculous. I love these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toby Adams Posted March 19, 2014 That hat on the chef is so tall. That's ridiculous. I love these. Putting the Fun into Fail These are fantastic, I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks for sharing them Your welcome more to come! And it just gets funnier and funnier... 10. Mine Car. Dosent look to bad does it? Its pretty bad. There's a CROOK d driving a potentially lethal weapon. That could tip over. And he has a BOMB. And he's a criminal escaped to mars. Three wacky assembly options are shown randomly floating on planet Mars. You can make a mess. The drown mobile. And... a pile of C***. Putting the Fail into Fail. Or something like that..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Goblin Posted March 19, 2014 I was at Big Lots yesterday and they had some Best Lock Stargate sets, they looked pretty crappy. Best stuff though were some sets by Brick Tech or Block Tech, not sure which one. Anyways they had a police set and all of the police officers were wearing black firefighter helmets. The best part was that they wore tem backwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toby Adams Posted March 19, 2014 I was at Big Lots yesterday and they had some Best Lock Stargate sets, they looked pretty crappy. Best stuff though were some sets by Brick Tech or Block Tech, not sure which one. Anyways they had a police set and all of the police officers were wearing black firefighter helmets. The best part was that they wore tem backwards. I'll try to find them. And best lock is rubbish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N-4K0 Posted March 19, 2014 Such fail... the only thing these... things succeed at, is being ridiculously funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningtiger Posted March 19, 2014 Oh, more please.......such epic fails make tiger happy ! That last one is just crazy.....a death racer my guess with that spinning blade out front ? Keep them coming ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
escortmad79 Posted March 19, 2014 8. CITY. Here it is! The ugly mess cafe! My eyes!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 19, 2014 @Amset-Rah Very nice youtube find! (or did you make it yourself?) Thank you! Sadly I can't lay claim to these, though I'd like to try my hand at video reviews one of these days. Ashens did do a small review of some Best Lock things in his Poundland reviews, including a Terminator and Stargate set (Both looked kind of bush league, even though the T-1000 was passable)Also, hilarious knock-offs, OP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laservampire Posted March 19, 2014 Picked this one up in Malaysia: One word: PIGBOAT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningtiger Posted March 20, 2014 The model isn't bad at all.......but the name "pigboat" totally sucks......as if you would buy it with that name on it ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 20, 2014 Yeah, the model looks decent enough, but the name is pure fail. However, it's Enlighten, who has a knack of ripping-off Lego's designs, at least early on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N-4K0 Posted March 20, 2014 "Pigboat series". Really? Translation mistake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eurotrash Posted March 20, 2014 PIGBOAT! My new favourite swear-word.... Excellent thread. More please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamwhoiam Posted March 21, 2014 Picked this one up in Malaysia: One word: PIGBOAT! HAHAHAHA Oink! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 21, 2014 Anyone else getting a Beatles vibe from that Pigboat logo? It does have a Yellow Submarine after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningtiger Posted March 21, 2014 Anyone else getting a Beatles vibe from that Pigboat logo? It does have a Yellow Submarine after all. Yeah, like "We all live in a yellow pigboat, a yellow pigboat, a yellow pigboat !". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 21, 2014 New Ashens fake Lego video! This time featuring such oddities as those cheapo candy building blocks that you can't actually build with and can teach kids to choke on real Lego bits thinking they're candy too! Also, Battleship Kreo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Rahl of Clannad Posted March 21, 2014 Seeing the clone brand products in this thread is a barrel of laughs. I honestly wonder if these companies spend any more than 2 minutes designing these before throwing them on shelves in the vain hope that some sucker buys one. It's the only likely explanation for such catastrophic models. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 21, 2014 Some of the models I feel have kind of a late 70s/early 80s Lego Town feel to them, as in they're simplified but you know what they are. The fail comes in the packaging, the actual brick quality, the horrifying minifigures, and not to mention how crappy they want to be like Lego so bad, that even Lego on their worst day is still leaps and bounds better than, say, Bricks Intellect on their best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningtiger Posted March 21, 2014 Yum, yum......Lego you can eat.......now who was the $%&@ing genius who thought of that eh ? Man, if the clones keeping coming at least Lego has no fear of it's lead in the marketplace ever disappearing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 22, 2014 http://ramblinramblinman.blogspot.com/2014/03/toys-from-darkside-ep-1-lego-lunacy.html I don't usually hawk my blog around like a Victorian medicine man, but curiosity made me spend $2.50 to test the waters of clones. One was decent, one was godawful, but the packaging was oh so enjoyable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cult_Of_Skaro Posted March 22, 2014 Yum, yum......Lego you can eat.......now who was the $%&@ing genius who thought of that eh ? Man, if the clones keeping coming at least Lego has no fear of it's lead in the marketplace ever disappearing. I read this in a thick Australian accent. It really worked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toby Adams Posted March 22, 2014 Hey guys, I am trying to get this thread back on track. More comming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amset-Rah Posted March 22, 2014 I thought it was still on the rails, but yeah, please post some more fails! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
