Dakar A Posted April 5, 2012 You're not the only one. Cinderella was busy with Pinnochio, so who were you with?! Nothing against anything like that, but just tell us: who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipz Posted April 5, 2012 Cinderella was busy with Pinnochio, so who were you with?! Nothing against anything like that, but just tell us: who? Let's see, who else has been in bed all day? (Hint: her name starts with "Sleeping" and ends with "Beauty") Oh, alright, if I have to spell it out for you: he was busy making a "Beauty" call, if you catch my drift. Oh, and in case anyone's wondering, "Charming" is anything but, and he and I aren't an item since he found some other "fair maiden." "Unfair maiden" is more like it...grumble, grumble Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 5, 2012 Oh, hon, trust me, he's NOT worth it. The puppet's less wooden than he is, and he's not a "hard" man to know, if you get my drift. Yes, but I sleep in other people's beds. As long as they're not Mr. Bear, I'll sleep with them. Yes, that means that if there are no men around, I'll temporarily become lesbian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPGer Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) Eeek! Evil, evil, witch! Run for your lives! Eeek! Cindy is a total weirdo! What's that....EEEK! Stay away from me, you evil witch! Augh! Heritic sex-addicts, all of you except the nice mermaid! Edited April 5, 2012 by RPGer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakar A Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) Eeek! Evil, evil, witch! Run for your lives! Eeek! Cindy is a total weirdo! What's that....EEEK! Stay away from me, you evil witch! Augh! Heritic sex-addicts, all of you except the nice mermaid! What do you do all day in that tower of yours then? It can't be watching daytime T.V, that stuff will turn you into a witch flying monkey before you can say "Call Now!". Edited April 6, 2012 by Dakar A Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPGer Posted April 5, 2012 What do you do all day in that tower of yours then? It can't be watching daytime T.V, that stuff will turn you into a witch before you can say "Call Now!". I braided my lovely hair untill it was just untill I could climb down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 5, 2012 Eeek! Evil, evil, bwitch! Run for your lives! Eeek! Cindy is a total weirdo! What's that....EEEK! Stay away from me, you evil bwitch! Augh! Heritic sex-addicts, all of you except the nice mermaid! Fixed that for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 6, 2012 Eeek! Evil, evil, witch! Run for your lives! Eeek! Cindy is a total weirdo! What's that....EEEK! Stay away from me, you evil witch! Augh! Heritic sex-addicts, all of you except the nice mermaid! Erm, I am kinda sensitive to those 2 words paired together. Mind your tongue or I'll cast a spell on you! Yes, but I sleep in other people's beds. As long as they're not Mr. Bear, I'll sleep with them. Yes, that means that if there are no men around, I'll temporarily become lesbian. I'll take some of that action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakar A Posted April 6, 2012 I'll take some of that action. Alright, I'm pretty experienced with a "sword". That scabbard isn't just for storing weapons, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipz Posted April 6, 2012 I'll take some of that action. Oh, you are a wicked, wicked witch, aren't you? Why don't you join us in the Love Shack? What is the Love Shack, you ask? Why, the Love Shack is a little old place where, we can "get together". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Customizer Posted April 6, 2012 Hmm, seems odd, but the only other person I have ever met here is Little Red Riding Hood.. It also seems that the amount of Animals to Humans is uneven... I personally have nothing against that, after all, we animals can handle ourselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipz Posted April 6, 2012 Alright, I'm pretty experienced with a "sword". That scabbard isn't just for storing weapons, you know. Meow...you know, I'd totally be your cat-woman, but you're a little ruff around the edges for my taste. Speaking of taste...Aladdin, my love, where are yoooooooou? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakar A Posted April 6, 2012 Hmm, seems odd, but the only other person I have ever met here is Little Red Riding Hood.. It also seems that the amount of Animals to Humans is uneven... I personally have nothing against that, after all, we animals can handle ourselves. *Knowing high-five* but you're a little ruff around the edges for my taste. Are you suggesting I'm like a DOG!?I will not be associated with those mangy, flea-ridden butt-sniffers. Unless butt-sniffing is youer kind of thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 6, 2012 Hmm, seems odd, but the only other person I have ever met here is Little Red Riding Hood.. It also seems that the amount of Animals to Humans is uneven... I personally have nothing against that, after all, we animals can handle ourselves. Oh. Well then. Hello, I am Goldilocks. Yes, the one that sleeps in other people's beds. No, I was not on drugs when that happened. No, I am not high on helium right now. That's just how my voice is. Apparently the writers of my story never heard of puberty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RPGer Posted April 6, 2012 Erm, I am kinda sensitive to those 2 words paired together. Mind your tongue or I'll cast a spell on you! I'll take some of that action. EEEK! She's going to cast a spell on me! Eeek! Help me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackJonespaw Posted April 6, 2012 Hmm, seems odd, but the only other person I have ever met here is Little Red Riding Hood.. Well, she seems like a really nice, pretty, beautiful, young, girl... Unfortunately, the only person here I know is old "Cindy." Ugh, I really should have left the castle more, but I suppose all those girls liked seeing the big things in life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakar A Posted April 6, 2012 EEEK! She's going to cast a spell on me! Eeek! Help me! Alright, Rapunsel. Don't let the scawwy wtich scare you! She's just jealous of your hair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseTJ Posted April 6, 2012 Hmm, seems odd, but the only other person I have ever met here is Little Red Riding Hood.. It also seems that the amount of Animals to Humans is uneven... I personally have nothing against that, after all, we animals can handle ourselves. So... am I an animal or a human? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 6, 2012 So... am I an animal or a human? Well, we could probably figure it out somehow....Do you have any animal urges? How about rabies? I'm scared of rabies...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseTJ Posted April 6, 2012 Rabies is a disease, not an animal urge... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dakar A Posted April 6, 2012 How about rabies? I'm scared of rabies...... I think you mean babies. If so, there are pills for the active modern woman. Better than Charming's wraps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 6, 2012 (edited) Rabies is a disease, not an animal urge... I know that. Those were two separate questions. Here, does it have to be multiple-choice questions? 1. Are you an animal? a. Yes b. I think so c. No 2. Do you have rabies? a. Yes b. No c. Maybe, I can't understand what you're saying so.... 3. Do you have animal instincts? a. Yes, they're telling me to kill you b. No, but I might still kill you anyway 4. Are you going to kill me? a. Yes. I can't take it any more! b. Probably, I've almost snapped! c. No, because I love you! 5. Are you crazy? a. Yes, of course I am! I have to be! Am I? b. Probably c. No, bu the voices in my head disagree. Edited April 6, 2012 by Darth Nihilus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JaseTJ Posted April 6, 2012 1. Half. 2. No. 3. Nope. 4. Not unless you give me an actual reason. Annoyance is not a reason. 5. Not yet, but you're driving me there. Happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Nihilus Posted April 6, 2012 1. Half. 2. No. 3. Nope. 4. Not unless you give me an actual reason. Annoyance is not a reason. 5. Not yet, but you're driving me there. Happy? Of course! Also, Pussy-cat, you might want to rethink your statement. Girls can hit just as hard as boys, you know. Just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Customizer Posted April 6, 2012 *Knowing high-five* Oh yeah! Oh. Well then. Hello, I am Goldilocks. Yes, the one that sleeps in other people's beds. No, I was not on drugs when that happened. No, I am not high on helium right now. That's just how my voice is. Apparently the writers of my story never heard of puberty. Nice to meet you! You can just call me BBW. Well, she seems like a really nice, pretty, beautiful, young, girl... Unfortunately, the only person here I know is old "Cindy." Ugh, I really should have left the castle more, but I suppose all those girls liked seeing the big things in life. Big? Well, I guess that would pretty much describe me.... So... am I an animal or a human? Hmm, I would have to say half-human, half-animal, so I guess you could be on the animals group. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
