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Prison Riot! Nights

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As night falls on Cheleb Mensa Prison, quiet inmate Sully Setnum sneaks out and writes in his holo-diary. He's so quiet and mutey that the guards usually forget he's even there. He sits all night writing in his holo-diary.

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I'm thinking of suing this prison for copyright infringement.... :dumb:

But, that's for tomorrow. Who's up for charades? :sweet:

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C'mon, enunciate, you lout!

Urgh!!

(Don't you start discriminating me on the basis of a different language from yours. I'm this far from notifying the PERVs (Prison Equality Rights Vigilantes) of your oppressive and derogatory attitude! I've got feelings you know! :tongue:)

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Hey Sully! Got anything you'd like to tell us? Oh man, you're one of those freakin' space mimes, aren't you? Can't trust a damn mime, they'll go all NPC on your megablocks and get you killed if you try to mess with them. :hmpf:

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No worries. Word in the trenches is that Scar Mimitsus is going to root for a lynch of him tomorrow. If things go as he plans, Sully will be toast tomorrow :sweet:

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I took a class on Mute-iness as a Second Language just so I could help people like Sully.

I'll translate:

"Back off, rocky, or I'll erode your face off!"

Now that's not very nice, Sully. I'm sure he didn't mean it, Scar. Though I might give him a wide berth if I were you.

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I took a class on Mute-iness as a Second Language just so I could help people like Sully.

I'll translate:

"Back off, rocky, or I'll erode your face off!"

Now that's not very nice, Sully. I'm sure he didn't mean it, Scar. Though I might give him a wide berth if I were you.

:tongue:

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Mumbling in tired state, while lying in bed.

"23 cents, 23 cents, 23 cents, 23 cents, damnit, where the megabluck is it! What, who's there? Wife? Is that you? Leave me alone!"

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"..."

"Lawyer, I'm sure I copyrighted 「"..."』, can you check?”

<lawyer is looking through the books as we speak. Note the lack of emoticon to signify humor. The warden has been warned.>

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"Lawyer, I'm sure I copyrighted 「"..."』, can you check?”

<lawyer is looking through the books as we speak. Note the lack of emoticon to signify humor. The warden has been warned.>

Mod note: Oh please. Sully Setnum is an original creation like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck.

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"Hey!" Scar yells, "Are you one of them NPCPs?"

Sully responds, "..."

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"Oh really, smartass?" Scar says as he pushes poor Sully to the ground, "Your face is gonna be ... when I'm done with ya."

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"..." Sully exclaims.

Punch! Punch Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

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Punch! Punch Punch Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

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Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

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Fist fighting? How barbaric. On my home planet, we solve our disputes with long multiplication. We keep doing it until the other person keels over dead from exhaustion, after doing (on average) one week of constant long multiplication.

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Like a rock.

Fist fighting? How barbaric. On my home planet, we solve our disputes with long multiplication. We keep doing it until the other person keels over dead from exhaustion, after doing (on average) one week of constant long multiplication.

Does your planet produce a lot of tax accountants? If so, megabluck you planet, megabluck it right in the ear.

23,23,23,23,23, Arrggh.

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Hey, I'm just the translator, Scar. :sadnew:

Though I might give him a wide berth if I were you.

A translator adding their own opinion... :hmpf_bad:calling me wide

Thank goodness I'm no sassy pants!

Oh, let me go back to punching Sully. ( :wub: :wub: :wub::rofl: )

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