def Posted September 14, 2011 In our last exciting series: In the early hours of New Years morn, 1961, 'The Walrus' was found strung upside down, throat slit in the broom closet of the Blutziegel Institution for the Mentally Unhinged. Known humanitarian and hospital administrator, Dr. Vito Blutziegal, holds an irregular investigation to find the culprits, relying on the inmates and staff. Slowly but surely, the population of the small hospital was thinned out, as the fine doctor watched. On the eighth day, the gang of walrus usurpers rose up and claimed the noble Blutziegal as their final victim before running off into the night. At that same time, in the hills of rural Germany, a young girl vows to reunite with her absentee father and make him proud. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The players: Pelly Putnam (NPC) Putnam is a mute suffering severe paranoia and displaced anger issues. Despite this, he is essentially harmless, and is given a certain amount of freedom in the hospital. Putnam checked himself in. Bell Bastage (Badboytje) - An OCD case, always obsessed with perfecting her surroundings. She developed an obsession with right angles, and frequently refuses to communicate with anyone until all furniture and decorations in the surrounding area are straightened. As such, she abhors natural settings and is deeply agoraphobic. Pandufus Randora (Pandora & Rufus) A split personality type, with both a male and female identities. Both consider themselves themselves the dominant personality, and "Pandoo" frequently argues with 'herself.' "Tammo" (Captain Tamamono) While definitely of Pacific ancestry, it's not known if 'Tammo', as she refers to herself, is born in America or not. Though highly fluent in English, she lacks a grasp of social mores. When apprehended by police, she was surviving by bartering herself as a 'fun-time' girl in New England. There is debate among the staff of whether she is actually mentally ill or simply ill-informed about the nature of Western society. Sassy Cooter (Scouts) A well-documented case, Cooter was the top solo female singer of 1983, until an obsessive fan doused her with acid. She has yet to acknowledge the degree of her scarring, and is a deeply vain person. Her parents have checked her in at our facility for the time being. Ali "Periscope" Perry (Alopex) Perry was the sailor who famously hijacked a nuclear submarine in the summer of 1982. She has a deep obsession with Russia, and is suspicious of any person who doesn't consider the 'Russkies' the dominant focus of any American's life. Ironically, by commandeering the submarine, she was dishonorably discharged from the Navy and was charged with treason. Being a declared enemy of the country she loves was too much for Perry to handle. Heng Lewley, "The Fantabulous Kresmo" (Hinckley) - A hypnotist of some renown, he left a trail of bodies across the eastern seaboard. Accompanied by his bullied partner, The Alluring Draxia, the two used the power of hypnosis to induce suicidal states in victims, in part to deceive the police into ruling the deaths as something other than murder. Rolly "Cracker-man" Crackerman (Ricecracker) A sad man with a sad boring life. After waking up one day and realizing there was nothing about himself he liked, he donned his superhero costume and went to fight crime. On his first night out, he was brutally beaten, and after waking up in the hospital, he was more adamant than ever that he was the hero, Cracker-man. Rick "The Salty R-Dog" Astley (Rick) A delusional young man from the Vermont suburbs, who has adopted a "street" identity in hopes of becoming famous. A short-tempered lout, with a tendency to bullying and an unfounded belief in his inherent superiority. "Lumpy" Zed Furby (Zepher) An aggressive brute of a man. Formerly a regional leader of the Brick Angels biker gang, he was brutally beaten and left for dead as a rival member usurped his position. He is in a state of denial about his feebled position. He still imagines himself a leader. Imes da Booey (imaded) A demolitions 'expert' who destroyed a city block during a routine building demolition. He claimed it was accidental, but psychological tests have shown he receives obscure pleasure from watching things implode. A compulsive masturbator. Marcy Maeby (Bob) Young Maeby is a cutter as they say. She has repeatedly made slashes in her arms and legs. She is careful to not cause any serious injury, but must be put under strict supervision. The Alluring Draxia (Dragonator) Kresmo's partner in crime. She suffers the delusion that Kresmo is a demigod, and is slavishly devoted to him. It has been suggested that the two should be kept separate, but the pair's lawyers have managed to guarantee they are housed in the same wing of the institute. Shinobu Shiroba (Whitefang) A Japanese national staying in America at the time of hospitalization. Shinobu suffers a chemical imbalance causing deep dissociative tendencies, heightened by her lack of fluency, making her feel a heightened form of depression and loneliness. Officer Sunny Day (Sandy) At one time, one of the most decorated police officers in Vermont. On the job, she was exposed by a crime syndicate to am obscure "panic" drug, which has altered her nervous system in such a way that she cannot relax. The condition is further aggravated by sleep deprivation as a result of her condition. Boo Cameron (Big Cam) A true product of this go go decade. He made a quick rise on Wall Street to a position of great influence, before throwing it away on his cocaine addiction. A megalomaniac who will do anything for a fix. He was caught after stabbing two Colombian traffickers in a botched attempt to steal their wares. Kelly "K-Girl" Mann (Kieldaman) A seemingly bright person, she is actually a sex addict, and has tried to use her sexuality to control most men and women in her life. A skilled emotional manipulator, without any conscience or remorse. She is pathological and requires constant surveillance. Manuel Bukowski (Masked Builder) A particularly tragic case. A worker at the New Lower Brickton nuclear plant who miraculously prevented a meltdown by manually cooling overheated uranium rods. Though successful, that exposure has left him cancer-ridden, and quite mentally deranged. Janie "Pun'kin" Beeswax (JimButcher) Nicknamed "pun'kin", not for her cuteness, but for her IQ. With the death of her parents, she went into the care of the state, which has placed her at our fine institution. Because of her difficulty at communicating with others, she has been given special permission to keep a dog, 'Charles' at the hospital. Rickety Cannon (Roncanator) An emotional wreck. He dedicated virtually all his free time to the role-playing game, Beasts & Bricks. Two years ago, he lost his parents in a car accident, and subsequently flunked out of school. The resulting spiral of depression led him to fully adapt his character, and now lives in a fantasy world of monsters and magic, as the character Rascal Nate. Shalonda Cunningham (Shadows) A crank that had been living on his own for years, as his paranoia grew unchecked. Convinced aliens are monitoring our mind's frequency, his gold brick apparently prevents broadcast wave interception. In other areas of life, he's competent enough, it's simply his belief that he's a target of alien interest that makes him a patient here. Scally Wull (Sok117) The famous fish-boy of New England. His case needs little elaboration after the news uproar it had, but it's safe to say he had psychopathic tendencies before he was ever the alleged victim of bullying. Wull has a compulsive hatred of "yellow skins". Stanley Spussemmin (Cornelius Murdock) The longest remaining patient of this hospital, he was a patient at the time of the scandal of 1961, when the Institute changed ownership and became the One Brick at a Time Institute. Though Spussemmen was a member of the party that finally murdered the staff and patients here, he was also heavily drugged at the time, and was left for dead shortly after in a gas station rest room. In the 25-year interval, he has been mostly docile. Pearl Nuttin (Peanuts) A tragic figure. A hard worker who had intended to take over her family's farm, early into her 19th year, her face was caught in a wheat thresher. The intense scarring and prolonged surgery has seen her develop a whole new personality. The pleasant wholesome teen made a quick descent into drug abuse and criminal behavior, and is suffering a personality disorder wherein she is incapable of empathy. Carl "Black Beast" Pie (CallMePie) At one time in the late 1970's, he was a leader in the New York punk scene, more famous for nailing his genitals to a board on stage than for musical talent. He adopted his 'beast' persona, having tattooed his entire body, and considers his birth name a lie. Dr. Bethany Bovary (Brickdoctor) An A-type personality with narcissistic overtones. Bovaary lost her license after it was found that she frequently overmedicated patients, until a large number of them became comatose. Bovary showed pathological judgement in deciding that the people's lives were better off in comas than in living their daily lives. Poby Flanagan (Professor Flitwick) Found wandering on the shoreline muttering a faux-Inuit language. The son of a prominent politician, his therapy at our institution is currently being kept a secret. Flanagan is of a positive disposition, but suffers irrational fixations, such as his current one, a love of dead fish. Rules (deviations from the normal EB rules are struck-through) 1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town or the Scum. To win the game, the Town must kill off all the Scum, while the Scum needs to outnumber the Town. Third-party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles. 2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character (Player). Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character (Player). Proxy voting is allowed, with the format Proxy: Character (Player) and Unproxy: Character (Player). No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player. The player with the most votes will be lynched. In the case of a tie, the first to achieve their vote will be lynched. Voting is mandatory. Failure to vote will incur a vote penalty the following game day. 3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached after 72 hours. After the day has been concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last 24 hours (or 48 hours if an emergency comes up). Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 20 hours of the night stage. 3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. 4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the next day. 5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to you by the host via PM. That includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. 6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game. 7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on. 8. You may not edit your posts. 9. You must post in every day thread. 10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM 11. Violation of the above rules will result in a 5 vote penalty vote penalty per every 4 living players against you, and death on your second offense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CorneliusMurdock Posted September 14, 2011 I'm back, baby! Stanley Spussemmin to ground control, I'm coming in for a landing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick Posted September 14, 2011 The Salty R-Dog checkin' in! Looks like da R-Dog got stuck among a bunch of loonies though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alopex Posted September 14, 2011 Hello everybody!... Unless there are any commies here... You hate them to don't you guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tamamono Posted September 14, 2011 Tammo is here! Hello everybody!... Unless there are any commies here... You hate them to don't you guys? What is a 'com-mie'? Is it a type of fruit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masked Builder Posted September 14, 2011 Manuel Bukowski ready to play! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XimenaPaulina Posted September 14, 2011 So who wants to have some 'sexy time' with the K-Girl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandy Posted September 14, 2011 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Sorry, this topic just gave me a scare. I am Officer Sunny Day, at your service! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Hi, I'm Hung Lowly and I'm a dick. At least, I think that's my name. Draxia, let's go make babies. Oh, I love coed mental hospitals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Flitwick Posted September 14, 2011 Hey guys, Poby Flanagan here! Have you met my fiancée, Koi-lette? *Holds up dead fish* I'm sure we're all gonna get on great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alopex Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) Hi, I'm Hung Lowly and I'm a dick. An American dick or a Russkie dick? Edited September 14, 2011 by Alopex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Cam Posted September 14, 2011 Boo Cameron checkin in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badboytje88 Posted September 14, 2011 I'm not talking to any of you guys unless Heng fixes his bowtie. It's just a little bit crooked. Just pull on the left side. A little more... Just a little more... DRATS too much! You incompetent nincompoop! Here let Bell fix it for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Boo Cameron checkin in. It's good to see you here, Boo. I hope you have the opportunity to make it past Day One this time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badboytje88 Posted September 14, 2011 It's good to see you here, Boo. I hope you have the opportunity to make it past Day One this time. Oh I hope so too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, my name is Sassy Cooter and aren't I. So. BEAUTIFUL! Nice to meet you all folks, but excuse me while I fix up my makeup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, my name is Sassy Cooter and aren't I. So. BEAUTIFUL! Nice to meet you all folks, but excuse me while I fix up my makeup. Hi Sassy Cooter. You have the best name, probably ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scouty Posted September 14, 2011 Hi Sassy Cooter. You have the best name, probably ever. THANKS! My parents are the bestest, AREN'T THEY!? Gave me this nice place to sleep in. Wonder when they'll pick me up. I don't know about you, but there are some pretty weird people in here, like oh my god. Too weird for my pretty face. Flawless skin, you know! You must be Hun...cough...Heng! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted September 14, 2011 Damn it! Why am in this shithole with a bunch of...shitholes? All you people are INSANE. I'm going to beat the living shit out of all of you at some point! But first let's eat some ROCKS. THEN we can gang up on the skull chick. I CALL FIRST DIBS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Damn it! Why am in this shithole with a bunch of...shitholes? All you people are INSANE. I'm going to beat the living shit out of all of you at some point! But first let's eat some ROCKS. THEN we can gang up on the skull chick. I CALL FIRST DIBS. I'm willing to bet you can't read with all of those tattoos on your eyes, so I probably won't bother talking to you. Your face is a shithole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMP Posted September 14, 2011 I'm willing to bet you can't read with all of those tattoos on your eyes, so I probably won't bother talking to you. Your face is a shithole. Where's your wand and fluffy bunny, Houdini? Shithole. Mr. Houdini Shithole is your name. Judging by your face, I guess we have basic necessities like gallons on gallons of moustache wax here. Do we have any knives/bricks/nails? Any of those things would be appreciated with a hit to the crotch with the item in question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hinckley Posted September 14, 2011 Where's your wand and fluffy bunny, Houdini? Shithole. Mr. Houdini Shithole is your name. Judging by your face, I guess we have basic necessities like gallons on gallons of moustache wax here. Do we have any knives/bricks/nails? Any of those things would be appreciated with a hit to the crotch with the item in question. You read me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rufus Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, Crazies! Pandufus here, and ready to do my bit to clean up this nuts' home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandora Posted September 14, 2011 Hi everybody! Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Pandufus, but you can call me Pandoo. Hello, Crazies! Pandufus here, and ready to do my bit to clean up this nuts' home! What the?!?! I'm Pandufus!! Every time time I turn around, you're here! Can't I just have a moment's peace without you coming along and ruining everything?? Why do you have to always get in my way! Sorry about him everyone, I just can't seem to get rid of him. Anyway, lovely to meet you all, some of you are even quite attractive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alopex Posted September 14, 2011 Hello, Crazies! I'm not crazy! I'm just still faithful to the nation that has cruelly rejected me.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
