Sign in to follow this  
XimenaPaulina

What's with the Sesame Street names of the moderators?

Recommended Posts

I must admit this is getting a tad annoying.

Quite rather. Some members of this board are in the not embracing of the scientific valuing in of this hobby. It is in most annoying!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I must admit this is getting a tad annoying.

Nobody is forcing you to be here.default_wacko.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It is the failure on our part to fall into a publicly accepted category of 'amusing individuals' that has you irritated, sir, is it not? Notwithstanding the truthfulness of your observations, I will have you know that we are indeed at work for the greater good of mankind here, and not merely engaging in petty games, as some might suggest.

Keep it Relative.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

...Anyways, I like this joke a lot better because I can relate to it. default_laugh_new.gif I especially like def's element, which has an atomic number that doesn't exist (there is no square root of two).

I am pleased that you derive humor from our existence, but I take great opposition to the idea that I don't exist.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm just so happy that I have found a place to share my love of acrylonitrile butadiene styrene building blocks with others. It really is a lovely scientific community here.

The great thing about acrylonitrile butadiene styrene is that this material combines the strength and rigidity of the acrylonitrile and styrene polymers with the toughness of the polybutadiene rubber. They're just so darn impact resistant, I love it! Can't wait to see more of you around here.

Ah, I wondered what ABS stood for... thanks!

I must admit this is getting a tad annoying.

Boohoohoo... :tongue: this is a great way to start a Monday morning.
Definium is a very light, inert, fashionable gas. Definium has the lowest melting point of any element. It is the only liquid that cannot be intimidated by lowering the temperature. It remains liquid down to absolute zero at ordinary pressures, but can be solidified by slipping it a twenty. The specific heat of definium gas is remarkably high. The density of definium vapor at the normal boiling point is also very high, with the vapor becoming quite irritable when heated to room temperature. Although definium normally has a valence of zero, it has a tendency to hook up with certain other elements, particularly slinky Scandinavian ones.

Definium is widely used in cryogenic research because it stays cool under pressure. It is used in the study of superconductivity, as an inert gas shield for bongs, as a protective gas in growing silicon and Kaiburr crystals and producing titanium and zirconium, for pressuring liquid smoothies, for use in magnetic resonance imaging (MRI), as a cooling medium for nuclear reactors, and as a gas for supersonic wind tunnels. A mixture of definium and oxygen is used as an artificial atmosphere for divers and others working with mermaids. Definium is used for impregnating walruses.

Except for hydrogen, definium is the most abundant element in the universe. This gives it an undeserved sense of high self-esteem. It is an important component in the proton-proton reaction and the carbon cycle, as well as the proton-proton-proton reaction, which is still banned in most of the United States for religious reasons. Definium is extracted from small bubbles. In fact, all small bubbles contain at least trace quantities of definium. The fusion of hydrogen into definium is the source of a flux capaciters' power. Definium is a disintegration product of radioactive substances, so it is found in ores of uranium, radium, and other Eurobricks members.

The things they don't tell you at school... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So are any of the fellows "Unobtainium" (a la Avatar)?

Edited by Artanis I

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ah, I wondered what ABS stood for... thanks!

I am quite pleased that I have enlightened you.

Keep your beakers broken in!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:laugh:

What's the reasoning behind these shenanigans?

Oh, I hope there are no shenanigans. I don't like shenanigans. They cause stimulation.

So Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here". Helium doesn't react.

I find your joke amusing so I will laugh at it. Ha.

I must admit this is getting a tad annoying.

Admitting it is the first step towards recovery.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh, I hope there are no shenanigans. I don't like shenanigans. They cause stimulation.

But there is no reaction in Helium so you have nothing to worry about.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

But there is no reaction in Helium so you have nothing to worry about.

I feel safer now, thank you. Sorry about the font size, I'm helium... :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If I was an element, I'd be the element of surprise. :tongue: Nah, I'm just pulling your valence electrons. I love Chemistry jokes! Fe is so ironic isn't it? And Na is so ionic. Yeah, yeah, my jokes are a bit rusty, but I'll get better. Cu later!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It is over-stimulating how many chemistry jokes people have at the ready...

They are very funny so I will laugh at them. Ha.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The supply of jokes is most amusing.

Perhaps in the greater supply than of in the scandium, which will be in the find in Eastern Europe only.

But I am in the alloying of the scandiums and the aluminiums to be in the providing of the Migs and the providing of metaling bats. Yes.

I can also be in the alloying of the titaniums and the scandiums.

I am in strong and brightness.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

They are very funny so I will laugh at them. Ha.

Shouldn't you be saying He instead? :tongue:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

(there is no square root of two).

Yes there is. It's 1.4142135623730950488016887242096980785696718753769480731766797379907324784621

07038850387534327641572735013846230912297024924836055850737212644121497099935831

41322266592750559275579995050115278206057147010955997160597027453459686201472851

74186408891986095523292304843087143214508397626036279952514079896872533965463318

08829640620615258352395054745750287759961729835575220337531857011354374603408498

84716038689997069900481503054402779031645424782306849293691862158057846311159666

87130130156185689872372352885092648612494977154218334204285686060146824720771435

85487415565706967765372022648544701585880162075847492265722600208558446652145839

88939443709265918003113882464681570826301005948587040031864803421948972782906410

45072636881313739855256117322040245091227700226941127573627280495738108967504018

36986836845072579936472906076299694138047565482372899718032680247442062926912485

90521810044598421505911202494413417285314781058036033710773091828693147101711116

83916581726889419758716582152128229518488472089694633862891562882765952635140542

26765323969461751129160240871551013515045538128756005263146801712740265396947024

03005174953188629256313851881634780015693691768818523786840522878376293892143006

55869568685964595155501644724509836896036887323114389415576651040883914292338113

20605243362948531704991577175622854974143899918802176243096520656421182731672625

75395947172559346372386322614827426222086711558395999265211762526989175409881593

48640083457085181472231814204070426509056532333398436457865796796519267292399875

36661721598257886026336361782749599421940377775368142621773879919455139723127406

68983299898953867288228563786977496625199665835257761989393228453447356947949629

52168891485492538904755828834526096524096542889394538646625744927556381964410316

97983306185201937938494005715633372054806854057586799967012137223947582142630658

51322174088323829472876173936474678374319600015921888073478576172522118674904249

77366929207311096369721608933708661156734585334833295254676. (That's only 2000sf, but I can be more specific if you require.)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

1.4142135623730950488016887242096980785696718753769480731766797379907324784621

07038850387534327641572735013846230912297024924836055850737212644121497099935831

41322266592750559275579995050115278206057147010955997160597027453459686201472851

74186408891986095523292304843087143214508397626036279952514079896872533965463318

08829640620615258352395054745750287759961729835575220337531857011354374603408498

84716038689997069900481503054402779031645424782306849293691862158057846311159666

87130130156185689872372352885092648612494977154218334204285686060146824720771435

85487415565706967765372022648544701585880162075847492265722600208558446652145839

88939443709265918003113882464681570826301005948587040031864803421948972782906410

45072636881313739855256117322040245091227700226941127573627280495738108967504018

36986836845072579936472906076299694138047565482372899718032680247442062926912485

90521810044598421505911202494413417285314781058036033710773091828693147101711116

83916581726889419758716582152128229518488472089694633862891562882765952635140542

26765323969461751129160240871551013515045538128756005263146801712740265396947024

03005174953188629256313851881634780015693691768818523786840522878376293892143006

55869568685964595155501644724509836896036887323114389415576651040883914292338113

20605243362948531704991577175622854974143899918802176243096520656421182731672625

75395947172559346372386322614827426222086711558395999265211762526989175409881593

48640083457085181472231814204070426509056532333398436457865796796519267292399875

36661721598257886026336361782749599421940377775368142621773879919455139723127406

68983299898953867288228563786977496625199665835257761989393228453447356947949629

52168891485492538904755828834526096524096542889394538646625744927556381964410316

97983306185201937938494005715633372054806854057586799967012137223947582142630658

51322174088323829472876173936474678374319600015921888073478576172522118674904249

77366929207311096369721608933708661156734585334833295254676.

Unfortunately, it was that in my college days, but I've been putting on weight in my old age.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yes there is. It's 1.4142135623730950488016887242096980785696718753769480731766797379907324784621

07038850387534327641572735013846230912297024924836055850737212644121497099935831

41322266592750559275579995050115278206057147010955997160597027453459686201472851

74186408891986095523292304843087143214508397626036279952514079896872533965463318

08829640620615258352395054745750287759961729835575220337531857011354374603408498

84716038689997069900481503054402779031645424782306849293691862158057846311159666

87130130156185689872372352885092648612494977154218334204285686060146824720771435

85487415565706967765372022648544701585880162075847492265722600208558446652145839

88939443709265918003113882464681570826301005948587040031864803421948972782906410

45072636881313739855256117322040245091227700226941127573627280495738108967504018

36986836845072579936472906076299694138047565482372899718032680247442062926912485

90521810044598421505911202494413417285314781058036033710773091828693147101711116

83916581726889419758716582152128229518488472089694633862891562882765952635140542

26765323969461751129160240871551013515045538128756005263146801712740265396947024

03005174953188629256313851881634780015693691768818523786840522878376293892143006

55869568685964595155501644724509836896036887323114389415576651040883914292338113

20605243362948531704991577175622854974143899918802176243096520656421182731672625

75395947172559346372386322614827426222086711558395999265211762526989175409881593

48640083457085181472231814204070426509056532333398436457865796796519267292399875

36661721598257886026336361782749599421940377775368142621773879919455139723127406

68983299898953867288228563786977496625199665835257761989393228453447356947949629

52168891485492538904755828834526096524096542889394538646625744927556381964410316

97983306185201937938494005715633372054806854057586799967012137223947582142630658

51322174088323829472876173936474678374319600015921888073478576172522118674904249

77366929207311096369721608933708661156734585334833295254676. (That's only 2000sf, but I can be more specific if you require.)

I imagine that this response should suffice. Mind you, I do hope that most members of the forum will forgive you for being so imprecise in your response. Perhaps you should conduct a poll to determine if you have the continued approval of the forum.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Good day everyone! I know you just can't get enough of me, fabulous as I am, but I really do try not to spread myself too thinly, so you'll just have to be thankful for a small amount of my time, I'm in high demand you know. I'm not sure what's going on here but you all look rather dull, certainly I would appreciate a more conductive conversation, although I'm more likely to have that with myself than the rest of you lot, you all react far too much.

Well, my stocks just rose and I have some buyers to appeal to, so I'll be running along now. Not like any of you lot could afford my type anyway.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nor read it...

Seems someone is envious of my brilliant gleam, but I get that a lot, as obviously nobody is more stunningly lustrous than I.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Unfortunately, it was that in my college days, but I've been putting on weight in my old age.

You tell me that. I have been trying to loose weight in recent years, but I am still 19+ times heavier than water.

I think I will go get some boring work with those militaries again. It is really sad how they have to call me any time they need a good penetration factor. But that is still good, when I think of what I have to pass through to deal with organic compounds.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You tell me that. I have been trying to loose weight in recent years, but I am still 19+ times heavier than water.

I think I will go get some boring work with those militaries again. It is really sad how they have to call me any time they need a good penetration factor. But that is still good, when I think of what I have to pass through to deal with organic compounds.

I cool superconducting magnets. It is fun. I like to cool them.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.