Viva La Empire!

[Commander Tac]

My version of what Episodes 4-6 should have been like!

Timeline:

-19: Luke and Leia born.

0: Han and Leia get engaged.

0: Alliance steals Death Star plans and give them to R2.

0: R2 crashes on Tatooine and gets bought by Luke.

0: Luke blows R2 up by accident.

0: Episode VI: A lost Hope

0: Luke and Ben meet Han and Chewie

0: Han smuggles them to Dantooine.

0: Battle of Dantooine.

0: Death on Ben Kenobi.

0: Han Solo gets captured and taken to Bespin.

0.5: Imperials destroy Dantooine and sell asteroids on Ebay.

1: Luke and Chewie go in search of Han.

2: Alliance builds new base on Hoth.

3: Episode V: Here We Go Again.

3: Battle of Hoth.

3: Luke, Chewie and Leia arrive at Cloud City.

3: Chewie and Leia Rescue Han.

3: Luke Duels Vader.

3: Death of Luke Skywalker.

4: Episode VI: The Rebels Strike Back (And Fail Epically)

4: Battle of Endor.

4: Battle over Endor.

4: Fall of the Rebel Alliance.

4.5: The bastard child of Vader and the Emperor's mom is born.

4.5: Emperor kills Darth Vader.

Luke Skywalker:

Abandoned on Tatooine as a baby, Luke's life has been a struggle. He worked day and night for his uncle. he was soon being hunted by imperial forces after blowing up a droid with important schematics inside him. He seeked help from former Jedi Ben Kenobi. Together they met up with Han Solo and Chewbacca. They fled to Dantooine, there they found a large base full of rebels and dissidents: The Rebel Alliance. Ben taught Luke the ways of the force and the history of the Jedi order. Their lessons were cut short as the imperials found out about the base. Vader sent thousands of Stormtroopers to the base, killing over half the rebels. Luke, Chewbacca and a handful of rebels managed to escape, but Ben was killed and Han was captured and taken to Cloud City. The rebels flew to Hoth to build a second base, but Luke and Chewie made their way to Bespin, but were almost shot down by a space pirate. The pirate turned out to be Han's fiance, Leia. The three musketeers rebels fell right into Vader's trap. Luke bravely fought Vader's forces, allowing Chewie, the rescued Han and Leia to flee to the rebel's space fleet. With only a dozen stormies left Luke had almost won, that was when he arrived. With one quick sweep of his hand, Vader pushed Luke off the landing platform, he watched his son fall to his death with no regret.

Leia Organa

Like Luke, Leia was abandoned on Tatooine as a baby. She was taken in by an elderly lady who looked after here until Leia was 19. This was when she met Han. One thing led to another and they ended up getting engaged. A month before the wedding and Han was doing his last trip, smuggling two Jedi to Dantooine. Leia had heard about the assault on Dantooine and immediately went in search of Han. She found two others looking for him. Thinking they were just after him for the bounty she tried to destroy their ship, but soon found out who they were. Her, Chewie rescued Han from the clutches of Vader, but Luke died buying them time. His death ignited the assault on Endor, were the Empire defeated the rebel waves and crushed all resistance.

Han Solo:

Your usual Smuggler. He fell in love with Leia at 23, 6 months before smuggling Ben and Luke to Dantooine. The base was attacked a week after they arrived and Han was captured and taken to Cloud City. He was rescued by his best friend Chewie, Leia and Luke. Everyone managed to survive 'cept for Luke. He fell to his death.

Chewbacca:

Han's best friend, Chewie is one of the strongest humans on Tatooine. He accompanied Han to Dantooine. He managed to escape during the assault, but Han got captured. He and Luke went after Han, but were almost shot down above Bespin. The attacker turned out to be Han's fiance, Leia. The three of them rescued Han, but Luke was killed by Vader.

Rebel Trooper:

Many who joined the Rebel Alliance were made into soldiers. They were trained to fight the imperial forces uses any way possible. These were the main fighting force on Dantooine and managed to hold off the imperials long enough for a third of the rebels to escape. They were slaughtered when the AT-STs finally made their way to the base.

Rebel Snow Troopers:

These Rebel trooper are trained to fight in snowy planets. Although they mainly use their guns, they have been knew to threw snowballs at imperial forces. They were mainly used in the rebels second base on Hoth. They turned out to be great fighters, killing the imperial scouts with ease. The main attack force proved trickier, many rebels were squished under the feet of AT-AT's. The battle of Hoth was a disaster for the rebels.

Rebel Jungle Trooper:

These soldiers, trained for jungle/forest combat, were used in the Rebel's final battle. After the death of Luke Skywalker the rebels knew it was time to act. They sent 500 jungle troopers to Endor to attack to Death Star, a huge round tank that self destructs, taking the planet with it. The mission was an epic fail. 500 rebels went, 1 survived, but that was only because he got lost.

Rebel Saboteur:

Pilot, engineer and saboteur all rolled into one highly trained rebel soldier.

Darth Vader:

Darth Vader is the third most feared being in the galaxy (After the Emperor and Wicket). He's injuries were causes by the Emperor himself. Vader had left the toilet seat up when the Emperor's mom was visiting.

Stormtrooper:

The backbone of the Empire, Stormtroopers are armored troopers used in most imperial assualts. The Emperor 'accidently' blew up Kamino after Lama Su called his mom a whore, this forced the Empire to use droids, not clones.

Boba Fett:

Boba's father, Jango, was killed by the Republic after he'd given them what they wanted. After that Boba swore revenge. He attacked 23 imperial bases before being captured. He was then forced to work for the Empire, attacking rebel bases instead of imperial ones.

Shadow Guard:

These elite guards can be used anywhere from the Emperor's throne room to the front line.

Cold Assault Trooper:

These cold assault troopers were first used in the battle of Hoth. They seemed fairly equal to the Rebel's snowtroopers, but still managed to win (With the help of 20 AT-ATs!).

Imperial Officer:

These are the guys that lead the assaults when Vader's too lazy to.

Enjoy! Not my best I know, but I still had a lot of fun making them and rewriting Episodes 4-6. :)

Edited June 27, 2010 by Commander Tac

[CMP]

Okay....the movie rewrites are kinda...you know, what the hell....but great figs.

[RoryoCox]

Very funny . I like the timeline and the figures are awesome.

[Brickdoctor]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[prateek]

This is like Space Balls and Star Wars combined, but those figs are awesome!

[lightningtiger]

Very funny figures - like PoP meets SW and IJ, but I must say the rebel jungle trooper is quite AWESOME actually.

Different re-write too, but kill off Luke so early ?

I'm a conformist! 'Commander Tac' I'm a conformist! !

[Bricklanta]

Very entertaining read! :D

[XimenaPaulina]

Those are lovely customized figs! Superb job Commander Tac! Your imagination is really something, I like your alternative storyline for Ep.IV-VI.

[brickfoot]

The custom Minifigs are great.