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Grand Emporium Caption Contest

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In anticipation of the arrival of the Grand Emporium, I thought it would be fun to have a friendly little caption contest based on the following image:

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Share your captions - contest merely for fun.

NOTE: Limit one entry per person.

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Great idea Brickster, this should be pretty fun for everyone to participate in.

Lady in red: "Did Jamie Berard touch that plate?"

Lady in grey: "Why of course, everything LEGO Jamie touches turns to gold."

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:blush: Aaaaand we are back to the stalking again.

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This is bound to be fun! Can't wait until Chris Phipson sees this perfect opportunity for some dialogue-based mischief :grin:

Btw, news of this funny little even you've organised has already reached the Classic-Town frontpage, Brickster mate :] Let's see just how many witty dialogues we'll get!

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Lady in grey: "Can I help you?"

Lady in red: "No thanks, my new boyfriend John Terry will bring one of these trofees home..."

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Lady in red: "Why the dummy face, madam?"

Lady in grey: "We opened two weeks ago and you're still our only customer..."

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Lady in red: "I'm looking everywhere for normal sized dishes, why do you keep selling only these giant dog bowls I could bathe a baby in?"

Lady in grey: "We're sorry ma'am, perhaps you should try this Bricklink shop next door..."

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Lady in red: "I see you've changed your shop name."

Lady in grey: "Our painter got it wrong - that 'Caption Contest' should read 'Cookery Counter'. I think he's a bit deaf."

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My turn.....

Lady in grey 'This can also double as a dog food platter'

Lady in red 'Oh, thats perfect for my husband, He's always in the dog house !'

There had my turn....I'm a conformist! ! :laugh:

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To show my support in this wonderful capition contest, this is my entry! :blush:

Hope all of you like the way its being shown. :wink:

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Lady in grey - Excuse me do you sell this hat in a smaller size.

Lady in red - Sorry thats not a hat

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Grand Emporium: Housewares Department

Lady in red (Customer): "Can you help me? I'm looking for something to serve food on. And would you happen to know if you have anything in gold."

Lady in grey (Clerk): "Sorry I just started here this week. I don't know. Let me find my manager. Maybe she can help you."

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Remember the Fire-escape Kitten?

Yeah, The Modular Edge has kinda gone downhill these days...

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Lady in red: You seem very happy with this purchase ma'am.

Lady in grey: Well I never imagined buying a plate big enough to eat one of my croissants from...

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Lady in red: You seem very happy with this purchase ma'am.

Lady in grey: Well I never imagined buying a plate big enough to eat one of my croissants from...

lmao qaulity :classic: best one so far

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lmao qaulity :classic: best one so far

Funny one, but in my opinion Iz is still unbeaten.

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Grey lady "I am still not sure about the size of this plate, it seems freakishly large and doesn't match my decor."

Red Lady "I know what you mean, look at the size of our mouths after all. Do you suppose they have any larger torso's in the ladies wear department?"

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"I love to shop here, whenever I come here I can't get this smile off my face!"

"Yeah... Imagine, I've been working here for 15 years, for a low salary and I'm still smiling!"

I guess it's the lovely surroundings? :classic:

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