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FABUpunk! Mafia II–Day Five, It Was a Mistake

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6 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

You know, you have it all wrong. We're not Baby Dragon Haters, we're Baby Dragon Daters, and hot single baby dragons in your area are looking for you. :dsweet:

Eh? We weawwy dotta det out of hewe!

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6 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Who do we lynch? Poodle or Lamb?

I can finally drop the craaaaaappy role playing...

Mmm bamboo.

6 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

I'm not going another fucking day without doing something about the lamb. 

Poodle or Lamb and you picked the wrong one out of those two.

5 hours ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Here are my surmises:

Agree with your analysis.

You're all wrong about the baby dragon haters though. How on earth could Corrina investigate as "not scum"?. We lynched the framer/tailor yesterday and scum didn't have a godfather last night. Oopsie, "in hindsight" I should have investigated someone else last night? And you must have been all too happy to go along with the raccoon's plan of watching Emeric, so you could direct the rest of your scum buddies to a safe kill, "confirming" you as a loyal emancipator, just as Corrina has been "confirmed" by you and by killing emancipators.

You're all wrong about our chances too. How on earth are we going to lynch scum when there's three of them around? :hmpf:

Oh, and you're wrong about lynching Benicia too. We need her to even stand a chance tomorrow. She's guaranteed to take out a baby dragon hater tonight, because she knew who she gave the bomb and PGO to.

Hmmm, seems like I didn't agree with your analysis after all.

So when Gilford comes to his senses, you'll realise a no lynch is the only logical outcome fof today, making it 2-1-3 going into the night.

Scum play Russian roulette and kill either Gilford or me. They won't risk going for Benicia because she's likely bullet-proof (I agree with one part of your analysis, yay!). Benicia kills one of you lot bringing it down to 1-1-2. So unless the baby dragon haters step on a bomb or PGO tonight, four of us will still be here tomorrow and this trickery isn't over yet. You may have outed yourself too soon. :laugh: 

 

5 hours ago, Parvani Poodle said:

Oh and Franczeska was totally screwed by Town. :look:

Fooooxxxxeeeey.

6 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Unvote: Leatrix Lamb

Vote: Benicia Bear.

Anyone who's a lamb in their future life better watch out cause I will fucking drop kick you.

Football Style

:facepalm: Go kick yourself.

I'm not a laaaaaaaaaamb.

For what it's worth:

Vote: Corrina Cow

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2 hours ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

:facepalm: Go kick yourself.

I'm not a laaaaaaaaaamb.

For what it's worth:

Vote: Corrina Cow

Poor dear, whatever the hell you are, you've clearly gone hysterical. Come now, you must calm yourself and maintain a little composure. You know that Auntie Corrina would never mislead you. I only have your best interests in mind and this world simply isn't ready for a lambda. Plamb? Whatever, you're wearing too much mascara for one thing. 

Sit down over here and rest a spell, you're all worked up. I have cookies and milk. Join me and I'll tell you what the stars have in mind for you and everything will be fine, like it was before the dragons killed your parents. Yes dear, I know all about it, I have felt your pain, but we can heal if we just take care of a little business first.

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26 minutes ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

i miss Bartosz to decipher all the baby dwagon speak. :cry_sad:

"All animals hate us, all of us dragons rule. Let's eat the animals."

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Just now, Gilford Goat said:

Also thanks because now I don't know who's scum anymore. :ugh:

Me either, but Corrina and Holbrooke must be, right? I don't think you are though. Do you keep a gun under your pillow?

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3 minutes ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

Me either, but Corrina and Holbrooke must be, right? I don't think you are though. Do you keep a gun under your pillow?

Wouldn't know. No one knows. Right guys? Because in order for scum to hopefully yeet themselves, we can't let them know who's a crap cleaner and who's a hidden role. Oh wait, The Trickster knows. Wow. It's almost as if we should lynch them.

And you know it's the bear because they've gone and left for real this time.

I mean this totally them right now.

2b5p.jpg

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1 hour ago, Gilford Goat said:

I mean this totally them right now.

Really? I thought the bear was shitting bricks in the woods

1 hour ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

I'd stay clear of the cow and the horse if you're a poop scooper. :sick:

Quit this shit, you have no idea what role I have.

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HELLO EVERYBODY! ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? 

15 hours ago, Corrina Cow said:

The only chance for the town is to keep the Trickster alive and lynch a scum.

YES

14 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Again I'm not the Trickster.

YOU'RE NOT?

14 hours ago, Holbrook Horse said:

If Corrina really is scum like her insane cackling suggests, then we're fucked. I choose to go out on my own terms. Prefer to lose to the devil I know than the devil I don't.

YOU ARE THE DEVIL YOU KNOW

13 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

So Ya'll okay with letting scum win? 

I'M NOT OK WITH IT

13 hours ago, Holbrook Horse said:

I don't want Benicia to get the satisfaction of playing us like a fiddle.

I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOU! HOW DARE YOU! :angry:

13 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Vote: Benicia Bear.

:sad:

12 hours ago, Parvani Poodle said:

The conclusion is obvious: if we don't vote for Scum, we're not going to lynch Scum.

MARVELLOUS! LET'S VOTE FOR SCUM!

12 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Lynch Trickster bear = win

:cry2: 

12 hours ago, Parvani Poodle said:

Not before she answers some questions. Like why she always gives me stupid roles.

YOU THINK THE BUS DRIVER IS A STUPID ROLE? MAYBE YOU GAVE IT TO YOURSELF?

6 hours ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

How on earth could Corrina investigate as "not scum"?.

WELL, WHEN THE INVESTIGATOR IS SCUM TOO.... :look:

1 hour ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

I think they deserve the win.

I DON'T :sad:

1 hour ago, Gilford Goat said:

Also thanks because now I don't know who's scum anymore. :ugh:

WELL, YOU COULD LOOK AT THE PEOPLE WHO'VE TOLD YOU THEY'RE SCUM, IF YOU WANT TO....

 

1 hour ago, Gilford Goat said:

And you know it's the bear because they've gone and left for real this time.

I mean this totally them right now.

2b5p.jpg

I'M RIGHT HERE AND I DON'T LOOK A BIT LIKE SPIDERMAN :look:

9 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Really? I thought the bear was shitting bricks in the woods

I AM AN APEX PREDATOR, PLUS I DON'T SEE ANY WOODS AROUND HERE

VOTE: CORRINA COW

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3 minutes ago, Benicia Bear said:

I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOU! HOW DARE YOU! 

Between Auntie Shawna and wicked Uncle Ernie I just don't know what to do!

4 minutes ago, Benicia Bear said:

WELL, WHEN THE INVESTIGATOR IS SCUM TOO....

I dispute this characterization!

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13 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Quit this shit, you have no idea what role I have.

Role? Who said I was talking about a role? :look: 

2 minutes ago, Benicia Bear said:

WELL, WHEN THE INVESTIGATOR IS SCUM TOO.... :look:

Hmmm...

On 8/28/2020 at 3:01 PM, Benicia Bear said:

THAT WAS .... THE JOKE I WAS... oh never mind :hmpf: 

 

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40 minutes ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

Hmmm...

APOLOGIES DEAR LAMB PANDA? SUBTLETY IS SUBTLE.

40 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

I'm vewy vewy scawed and I hope we can suwvive the night after we wynch Benicia

WELL.... YOU COULD JUST NOT LYNCH ME? :cry_happy:

I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 

 

IT'S THE BABY DWAGONS I FEEL SORRY FOR. I LOVE THOSE DWAGONS AS IF THEY WERE MY OWN CHILDREN. :cry2:

15 hours ago, Corrina Cow said:

Filthy little buggers. It's what I get for giving them all those marshmallows, I suppose. Looks like we'll need to shovel them off the ship with their poop.

I DON'T WANT THE BABY DWAGONS TO BE SHOVELLED OFF THE SHIP!!  :cry3:

 

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Vote tally

Benicia Bear: 4 (Holbrook Horse, Corrina Cow, Gilford Goat, Leatrix Lamb)
Corrina Cow: 1 (Benicia Bear)

Non-voters: 1 (Parvani Poodle)

With 6 players remaining, it takes 4 votes to lynch. Currently, Benicia Bear will be lynched. Approximately 30 hours remain in Day Five.

15 hours ago, Gilford Goat said:

Unvote: Leatrix Lamb

Vote: Benicia Bear.

9 hours ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

Vote: Corrina Cow

2 hours ago, Benicia Bear said:

VOTE: CORRINA COW

21 minutes ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

Unvote: Corrina Cow

Vote: Benicia Bear

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46 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Can we just vote off this damn bear already

NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING UNPLEASANT. :sad:

22 minutes ago, Leatrix Lamb said:

Unvote: Corrina Cow

Vote: Benicia Bear

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

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