FABUpunk! Mafia II–Day Five, It Was a Mistake

[Hinckley]

Players (in their anonymous character accounts) only please!!!

Congratulations Emeric Elephant on winning one of today's roleplay awards! You finally got to screw that ghost!

Congratulations Trekkie Gilford Goat on winning one of today's roleplay awards! Your behavior should be annoying, but somehow everybody finds it entertaining !

Rules

(Deviations from the EB standard Mafia rules are in bold blue. Modified clauses have been struck through.)

1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town (Emancipators) or the Scum (Baby Dragon Haters). To win the game, the Town must kill off all threats to the Town, while the Mafia needs to kill off all players who are not a member of their team, or nothing can prevent this from happening (see example role PMs below) Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles.

1a. This is an anonymous game and you may only post in your character account sent to you by the host. Be sure to check before you post that you are in your anonymous account and not in your main Eurobricks account.

1b. When communicating in private, you should not reveal you true identities to each other, either.

1c. You have been given a Personality Quirk to play. Roleplaying is highly encouraged in this game. After all, you're playing happy, adorable little animals. Feel free to ignore what I've created for you and make up your own personality quirk to play. I will attempt a Darkdragon and award a roleplaying prize to a player or players each game day. This (virtual) prize is for fun only and has no effect on game mechanics.

2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting is mandatory. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character. No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player.

2a. You may not vote for yourself.

2b. You may not purposely break the rules to garner penalty votes (this will be dealt with on a case by case basis, and I hope I don't need to address it).

3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached. A majority being reached will not end the day. The day will continue for the full 72 hours and any majority vote that is reached can be overturned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage.

3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. Players may not target themselves, unless otherwise noted in your role PM. Players CAN target the same player two nights in a row.

4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following day.

5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Similarly, you may not directly quote any communications that were sent to you by other players in the game. If you wish to reveal private communications, these must also be paraphrased. 

5a. The Role PM is structured for every player in this way:

Player: Your EB Profile

Character: Character name

Affiliation: Town (Emancipators) or Scum (Baby Dragon Haters) or Neutral

Role: [Either the details of a Night Action or] Vanilla. You have no ability. Your power is in your vote! Use it wisely.

Win Condition: Either (You win when all threats to the Emancipators are eliminated) or (You win when all the Emancipators and any other factions are eliminated or nothing can prevent this from happening) or (Neutral's win condition)

Character Quirk: See Role 1c.

6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game.

6a. PMing (or writeboard activity) is only allowed during the Night phase for every player.

7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on.

8. You may not edit your posts. You literally can't, anyway.

9. You must post in every day thread.

10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM.

11. Violation of the above rules will result in a vote penalty of half the required majority against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Violation of rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, including suspension, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator. A warning will be given upon our first violation of Rule 1. Do be careful when posting to ensure you are posting from the correct account.

12. There are no hints or clues in the day/night images.

NPC

Wolfrik Walrus, Captain of The Pluto

Pernilla, a pig

Omrom, a baby dragon

Covam, a baby dragon

Torgam, a baby dragon

Players (6)

Benicia Bear, female, Town Crier

Corrina Cow, female, Royal Astrologer

Gilford Goat, male, Distiller

Holbrook Horse, male, Captain of the Royal Guard

Leatrix Lamb, female, Tutor of the Royal Brats

Parvani Poodle, female, Seamstress

The Deceased (10)

Caladon Crocodile, male, Dragon Herder, killed on Night One–Emancipator

Mobley Mouse, male, Baby Dragon Bather, killed on Night One–Emancipator

Bixby Bunny, female, Baroness of the Royal Crest, killed on Night Two–Baby Dragon Hater

Franczeska Fox, female, Advisor to the King, lynched on Day Three–Emancipator

Bartosz Bulldog, male, Royal Mopper, killed on Night Three–Emancipator

Hyacinth Hippo, female, Stable Hand, killed on Night Three–Emancipator

Rutherford Raccoon, male, Troubador, killed on Night Three–Emancipator

Marlowe Monkey, female, Imperator of Dreams, lynched on Day Four–Emancipator

Emeric Elephant, male, Emmisary to the Elves, killed on Night Four–Emancipator

Shainen Sheepdog, male, Stevedore, killed on Night Four–Emancipator

Day Five has begun. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. All PMing and writeboard activity must now cease. There is no outside communication allowed during the Day thread. Night Actions results are currently being sent and should all be out within the next ten minutes. My advice for all players today, just have fun. Thank you!

[Omrom]

Oh doodness! What a bwoodbaf!! I don't fink fings wook good fow me!

Hewe awe da new Actions fwom da Twicktew:

Scum kiww is compuwsive

1. Compuwsive Vigiwante
2. Hidden Bomb (any Action twiggews dis)
3. Hidden PGO (dis is twiggewed by a kiww onwy)
4. Hidden Sweepwawkow
5. Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup
6. Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup
7. Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup
8. Compuwsive Baby Dwagon Poop Cweanup

Sowwies about aww da poop! We've been on dis ship fow five days now eating nuffing but mawshmawwows!

[Omrom]

It's so quiet! Whewe did evewybuddy go to?  

[Gilford Goat]

What the shit?!! Fuck the lamb and fuck the poodle! Or are they just trying to make me think that?

I was the Huntsman and successfully protected the horse. 

Horse who did you investigate and what was your result? 

Who the fuck was the vig and why didn't they go for lamb or poodle? FFS

In other news I look fucking fabulous in my new attire. It's random you say? You're damn fucking right it's random. Just goes to prove I can wear anything and still look fucking fabulous.

[Corrina Cow]

This is impossible, we can't always be wrong and yet somehow we are ... I can't even figure out where we stand at this point, but I think it's in a pile of poop.  

20 minutes ago, Omrom said:

I don't fink fings wook good fow me!

I'm sure everything will be fine.  

*narrator voice* "But everything was not fine, it was not fine at all."

I'm hearing things now. I'm not sure if it's voices from beyond or I'm just losing my mind but even the stars haven't prepared me for this.

 

[Covam]

Mamaaaaaaa
Just watched you die
The Hi-ppo picked up his sledge
Swung it at you, now you're dead
Mamaaaaaaa
Your rides had juuuuust beguuuun!
But now I'm stuck having to waaaaaaaalk agaaaaaaaain!
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OOH OOH OOOOOOOOOH!
Didn't mean to break your back!
But could I just have one more ride?!
On your Carry-On™? Your Carry On™.
That's all I really want...

[Wolfrik Walrus]

1 minute ago, Covam said:

The Hi-ppo picked up his sledge

[Vincent Denis]

2 minutes ago, Covam said:

Mamaaaaaaa
Just watched you die
The Hi-ppo picked up his sledge
Swung it at you, now you're dead
Mamaaaaaaa
Your rides had juuuuust beguuuun!
But now I'm stuck having to waaaaaaaalk agaaaaaaaain!
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OOH OOH OOOOOOOOOH!
Didn't mean to break your back!
But could I just have one more ride?!
On your Carry-On™? Your Carry On™.
That's all I really want...

*Fwom fwomma fwomma fwomma fwomma fwomma fwom* Scara-Moosh! Scara-Moosh! *Fwomma fwomma fwom fwom fwom*

[Omrom]

Covam! You'we awive!!! Whewe have you been hiding? You wowwied me so much! I wub you bwuddew! I couldn't bawe it if anyfing did happened to you!!  

[Aiden Leon]

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me!"

[Vincent Denis]

*Fwomma fwomma*

[Covam]

1 minute ago, Omrom said:

Covam! You'we awive!!! Whewe have you been hiding? You wowwied me so much! I wub you bwuddew! I couldn't bawe it if anyfing did happened to you!!  

They're giving me marshmallows but they're all old and stale! HELP!!!

[Pernilla]

 

[Gilford Goat]

Just now, Pernilla said:

*snip*

The superior version.

Where the hell is everyone?

[Corrina Cow]

12 minutes ago, Gilford Goat said:

Where the hell is everyone?

I'm here, I'm just trying to collect my thoughts and now I'm seeing dead people and it's confusing me.

[Gilford Goat]

3 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

I'm here, I'm just trying to collect my thoughts and now I'm seeing dead people and it's confusing me.

Oh yeah don't mind the two forum inbred jerks. They come around every now and then to trigger whiny tryhards, and, *gasp!*, use sarcasm.

[Corrina Cow]

1 hour ago, Gilford Goat said:

Who the fuck was the vig and why didn't they go for lamb or poodle? FFS

I gave you my list of suspects, in order, and Emeric was first on it. I sent the same information to Benicia. I couldn't just blurt out my role, but I thought it was obviously something important and no one tried to change my order of suspicion, so I went with it. I expected to either fail and we'd have our Trickster confirmed or kill a scum and know you had lied. Sorry, it just seemed right.

The fact that we're still alive with the likely numbers being what they are, makes me think that maybe we can win with the trickster but they don't know how to tell us. More than once I've felt like they were feeding those of us they thought were town helpful roles to make it happen without ever coming forward. Is it the madness of the day breaking my mind or does that sound possible?

I don't think the scum ever wins, the town just loses, and I sincerely apologize for my part in that.

On a side note, I didn't get your last PM, so it's a good thing I didn't target you. No notification merge again.  

[Gilford Goat]

Well the biggest threat rn is scum so they're our priority either way I think.

[Parvani Poodle]

Clearly, we're all being led to the slaughterhouse one by one like... lambs.

The only good thing about it is that we're still playing. With 6 players, are there only two Scum left? Three Scum means we're tied for votes if the Trickster stands on our side... Is that workable?

In case anyone is interested, I tried sending a Dwagon Bewwy Wub to Benicia last night, but was unsuccessful.

[Holbrook Horse]

Bad. Very bad.

1 hour ago, Gilford Goat said:

Horse who did you investigate and what was your result?

Corrina, not scum.

13 minutes ago, Parvani Poodle said:

In case anyone is interested, I tried sending a Dwagon Bewwy Wub to Benicia last night, but was unsuccessful.

Because you were busy off killing Shainen instead, we know what you're up to.

At least the numbers mean it has to be 3-1-2, and it has to be the poodle & lamb who have flown under the radar for far too long. We can still win, even if it's with the trickster. We can do this, a lynch today and a vig in the night.

1 hour ago, Hinckley said:

My advice for all players today, just have fun.

Yeah, look around, see all the fun we're having here.

Or it might be 2-1-3 and Omrom knows the trickster roles can swing it. Got to be smart.

Who even fucking knows.

[Gilford Goat]

1 minute ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Corrina, not scum.

why?

I will say though if we were gonna end up with two dead townies then elephant and sheepdog were the best choices. So thanks scum. But that's what makes it weird. Such a dumb choice on their part.

[Benicia Bear]

WHAT THE SHIT? WHAT THE SHIT? WHAT THE SHIT?

Everyone else is saying it, and it's appropriate in many ways.

1 hour ago, Omrom said:

Oh doodness! What a bwoodbaf!! I don't fink fings wook good fow me!

NOT ALL of that is blood. PLEASE DON'T eat any.

 

16 minutes ago, Corrina Cow said:

I don't think the scum ever wins, the town just loses, and I sincerely apologize for my part in that.

HMMM.

 

10 minutes ago, Parvani Poodle said:

In case anyone is interested, I tried sending a Dwagon Bewwy Wub to Benicia last night, but was unsuccessful.

I'M INTERESTED. I commuted my ass out of here last night, as a couple of people know I did, so that'll be why you were unsuccessful.

 

2 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Because you were busy off killing Shainen instead, we know what you're up to.

HMMM. BUT IT COULD also be because I commuted my ass out of here, like you knew I was going to. It's out of character for you to jump to conclusions. 

[Holbrook Horse]

Because I didn't know Marlowe was town and was then telling the truth about the frame/tailor... I thought he was trying to throw us off his scent, leaving his team with the action. I doubted the trickster would reveal themselves to doubt the claim but in retrospect they dgaf if we lynch an emancipator.

So operating under Benicia's advice, I targeted Corrina. And cleared her.

Whether it's 2-1-3 or 3-1-2 we can't win by lynching the trickster today. No more games, please share win condition, we can make it out of here.

1 minute ago, Benicia Bear said:

It's out of character for you to jump to conclusions.

Like when I assumed you were the trickster? Did it sting because I hit the mark?

[Corrina Cow]

5 minutes ago, Holbrook Horse said:

Corrina, not scum.

It's easy for me to say that was a waste, but I have the advantage of knowing already. Still, I feel like Leatrix or Parvani would have been much better choices.

Just now, Holbrook Horse said:

So operating under Benicia's advice, I targeted Corrina. And cleared her.

Is that true, Benicia?

[Holbrook Horse]

3 minutes ago, Benicia Bear said:

It's out of character for you to jump to conclusions.

Or maybe she really did try to belly rub you and Leatrix was off killing Shainen. Or maybe Parvani belly rubbed you AND killed Shainen

1 minute ago, Corrina Cow said:

It's easy for me to say that was a waste, but I have the advantage of knowing already. Still, I feel like Leatrix or Parvani would have been much better choices.

in retrospect knowing it would be this shit show then maybe a positive scum result would have been better than a not scum result but it's lylo now and ffs dog or sheep.