FABUpunk! Mafia II Confirmation Thread

[Hinckley]

The FABUrealms experienced 100 years of peace after the founding of the new world in the Western Realms. An alliance was forged with the dragons, opening the citizens of the FABUrealms and the Western Realms to new discoveries around their world. Now, a conflict has arisen with the Elfin Kingdom. A disturbingly increasing majority of citizens of the FABUrealms have been breeding baby dragons for labor and the Elves have declared war to set them free. A small band of Emancipators has stolen the naval ship, The Pluto, to return the baby dragons to their homes. Little do they know, they've been infiltrated by assassins from the Baby Dragon Haters, who wish to murder them all and return the baby dragons to their lives of forced labor...

Rules

(Deviations from the EB standard Mafia rules are in bold blue. Modified clauses have been struck through.)

1. Each player will be given a character to play, who will be aligned with either the Town (Emancipators) or the Scum (Baby Dragon Haters). To win the game, the Town must kill off all threats to the Town, while the Mafia needs to kill off all players who are not a member of their team, or nothing can prevent this from happening (see example role PMs below) Third-Party (neutral) characters have their own win conditions as outlined in their roles.

1a. This is an anonymous game and you may only post in your character account sent to you by the host. Be sure to check before you post that you are in your anonymous account and not in your main Eurobricks account.

1b. When communicating in private, you should not reveal you true identities to each other, either.

1c. You have been given a Personality Quirk to play. Roleplaying is highly encouraged in this game. After all, you're playing happy, adorable little animals. Feel free to ignore what I've created for you and make up your own personality quirk to play. I will attempt a Darkdragon and award a roleplaying prize to a player or players each game day. This (virtual) prize is for fun only and has no effect on game mechanics.

2. Each day you will be able to vote to lynch a player. Voting is mandatory. Voting should be done in the following format; Vote: Character. Similarly, unvoting is to be done in the format; Unvote: Character. No other format will be accepted. A majority vote is required to lynch a player.

2a. You may not vote for yourself.

2b. You may not purposely break the rules to garner penalty votes (this will be dealt with on a case by case basis, and I hope I don't need to address it).

3. A game day will last a maximum of 72 hours. You may not vote in the first 24 hours. The day will end when a majority vote has been reached. A majority being reached will not end the day. The day will continue for the full 72 hours and any majority vote that is reached can be overturned. After the day has concluded, a night stage will commence, which will last a maximum of 48 hours. Night actions must be sent to the host in the first 24 hours of the night stage.

3.5. Players may not target the same player two nights in a row, and may not target themselves. Players may not target themselves, unless otherwise noted in your role PM. Players CAN target the same player two nights in a row.

4. The alignment of lynched players, as well as those that died during the night, will be revealed at the beginning of the following day.

5. You may not quote or pretend to quote anything sent to or from you in PM with the game host. This includes all the details of your character and role, as well as any night action results. Role claims and reporting of night action results are acceptable, but in your own words only. Do not attempt to use the structure of your role PM to your advantage. Similarly, you may not directly quote any communications that were sent to you by other players in the game. If you wish to reveal private communications, these must also be paraphrased. 

5a. The Role PM is structured for every player in this way:

Player: Your EB Profile

Character: Character name

Affiliation: Town (Emancipators) or Scum (Baby Dragon Haters) or Neutral

Role: [Either the details of a Night Action or] Vanilla. You have no ability. Your power is in your vote! Use it wisely.

Win Condition: Either (You win when all threats to the Emancipators are eliminated) or (You win when all the Emancipators and any other factions are eliminated or nothing can prevent this from happening) or (Neutral's win condition)

Character Quirk: See Role 1c.

6. Do not play the game outside the thread. Similarly, do not post out of character inside the thread; you must always play the role given to you. Game tactics and roles may only be discussed in the game thread or via PM with other players. Private discussion is done at your own risk and should be treated as part of the game.

6a. PMing is only allowed during the Night phase for every player.

7. If you are dead, you may not post in thread or discuss the game with any of the players. Any information you had becomes void, and may not be passed on.

8. You may not edit your posts. You literally can't, anyway.

9. You must post in every day thread.

10. If you encounter a problem or have a question, please contact the host via PM.

11. Violation of the above rules will result in a vote penalty of half the required majority against you on your first offense, and the death of your character on your second offense. Violation of rule 7 will have a heavier penalty, including suspension, made at the discretion of the Games Moderator. A warning will be given upon our first violation of Rule 1. Do be careful when posting to ensure you are posting from the correct account.

12. There are no hints or clues in the day/night images.

NPC

Wolfrik Walrus, Captain of The Pluto

Pernilla, a pig

Omrom, a baby dragon

Covam, a baby dragon

Torgam, a baby dragon

Players (16)

Bartosz Bulldog, male, Royal Mopper

Benicia Bear, female, Town Crier

Bixby Bunny, female, Baroness of the Royal Crest

Caladon Crocodile, male, Dragon Herder

Corrina Cow, female, Royal Astrologer

Emeric Elephant, male, Emmisary to the Elves

Franczeska Fox, female, Advisor to the King

Gilford Goat, male, Distiller

Holbrook Horse, male, Captain of the Royal Guard

Hyacinth Hippo, female, Stable Hand

Leatrix Lamb, female, Tutor of the Royal Brats

Marlowe Monkey, female, Imperator of Dreams

Mobley Mouse, male, Baby Dragon Bather

Parvani Poodle, female, Seamstress

Rutherford Raccoon, male, Troubador

Shainen Sheepdog, male, Stevedore

Night Zero begins now. Please confirm your participation in the next 48 hours. Thank you for playing!

[Bixby Bunny]

Bixby here. Time to ponder, protect the dragons, and fly this beautiful ship. 

[Gilford Goat]

And we're off! This shall be exciting I do believe. Wonder if it'll be as exciting as the time I smuggled the daughter of a nation's leader to visit a opposing nation's leader's son. But oh my goodness it was very awkward when they finally met. You see...he'd failed to clarify in their letters to each other that he...was not a lamb...and she failed to mention that she was not a wolf. Yeeeeah. I mean you'd think that sitting around the dinner table every night hearing from their fathers how they'd crush those savage wolves or those weak lambs and yada yada would have given them a hint. Anyway they said they'd work on it. But then their mothers found out about their childrens little love affair and oh my goodness they were so fucking happy. They were so fucking happy that they immediately told their husbands the happy news. Apparently they weren't paying attention to the dinner table disscusion either. Holy shit they were pissed! They were so pissed that-what? I'm kinda in the middle of a story here. IT CAN WAIT!!! FINE! Fucking wanker. "go crush the grapes! go crush the grapes!" I oughta crush your head you little fuck.

[Emeric Elephant]

Hooray we're on our way! Say, did anyone forget to pack a suitcase? I have a trunk if anyone needs one.

Brrr. it's cold. I think there's somethign in the air.

[Holbrook Horse]

Holbrook Horse here, and h8rs gonna h8 because I'm the finest of all the horsey guards in this dog-gone airship

[Parvani Poodle]

Parvani Poodle ready for action!

[Shainen Sheepdog]

Shainen here.  I'm the stevedore, so let me know if you have any goods to be loaded or unloaded from this fine aeroplane. 

[Corrina Cow]

My stars, look at you lovely children of the universe! I am Madame Corrina, Royal Astrologer. Feel free to come to me if you have questions about the future, and the appropriate remuneration for such information, of course.

[Caladon Crocodile]

Oh my dog! What is that horrid stench!   Oh it's so gro.. oh... it's yo...  * ahem *   * cough *

Time to get the adowable baby dragons back to the forest where they can run and play and frolic to their heart's content.

 

[Marlowe Monkey]

Heloooo there! I am the Imperatooor ooof Dreams! Tell me your dreams and I will interpret them for yoooou! For example, last week I dreamt we were all playing Monoooopoooly after having a Mexican take out. That means that when Neptune, Jupiter, Mars, Saturn and Venus align we will all be gifted in great foooortune! And then the week before that I dreamt we were being chased by a oooone legged foooox with 3 heads in a giant castle. That means at soooome poooooint we are all goooing to watch Harry Poooootter. Yoooou see? I am an excellent dream analyser which is why the King has appooointed me as his. Soooooo I encourage everyoooone here to fooolloooow their oooown dreams just like Walt Disney said... "All oooour dreams can coooome true if we have the cooooourage to pursue them".

[Leatrix Lamb]

Leatrix here, tutor of the Royal Brats... glad I can be away from those little brats for a while as we sail off to set these adorable little baby dragons free. 

[Mobley Mouse]

how can anyone hate baby dragons? especially at bathtime! look at how they sparkle so pretty!

[Benicia Bear]

OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH!

I AM THE oh I think I can stop shouting I am the TOWN CRYER, so apparently I'm LOUD and I cry? 

WE WILL RETURN THE BABY DRAGONS SAFELY HOME! I think maybe eggs for breakfast OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH!

[Bartosz Bulldog]

Wait the bad guys in this one are baby dragon HATERS?! Oh it is on. It is ON! Borf. 

 

I see in my murky mop water, the future!  and the future is painted with the blood of haters! Borf. Borf.

[Rutherford Raccoon]

Howdy-ho! Rutherford Raccoon here, ready to troubador our way to victory! Anyone fancy a little ditty?

[Hyacinth Hippo]

Greetings! If you need a stablehand, I'm your girl! 

Ooof! Who put that rake over there?

[Franczeska Fox]

Heyyyy everyone, this seems to be a *hic* weird situation we've stumbled into on thiss heere airshippy *hic* WE NEED TO GET RID O THESE *HIC* HATERS

[Hinckley]

Hooray, everyone has confirmed. Expect Day One to go up about 16 hours from the time of this post. Thanks, everybody!

[Omrom]

On 8/5/2020 at 8:03 PM, Hinckley said:

 

Bartosz Bulldog, male, Royal Mopper

Benicia Bear, female, Town Crier

Oh my doodness, wook at you two. You wook wike twins. It's almost wike the host didn't weawize he had made two chawactews with bwown heads and bwue towsos untiw he put up the confiwamation fwead. If I know Hinckewee, this wiww cause him to wose sweep. I'd expect new cwothes fow one of you soon.

On 8/5/2020 at 8:16 PM, Bixby Bunny said:

Bixby here. Time to ponder, protect the dragons, and fly this beautiful ship. 

What? We don't need pwotection! We awe fewocious and tewwifying!

On 8/5/2020 at 8:45 PM, Gilford Goat said:

 I oughta crush your head you little fuck.

 He swowe.

On 8/5/2020 at 9:49 PM, Emeric Elephant said:

Hooray we're on our way! Say, did anyone forget to pack a suitcase? I have a trunk if anyone needs one.

Haha! Dat's hiwawious.

On 8/5/2020 at 9:53 PM, Holbrook Horse said:

Holbrook Horse here, and h8rs gonna h8 because I'm the finest of all the horsey guards in this dog-gone airship

The dogs awe not gone. I count two. One. Two. Two dogs.

On 8/5/2020 at 10:16 PM, Parvani Poodle said:

Parvani Poodle ready for action!

Hewwo!

On 8/5/2020 at 10:19 PM, Shainen Sheepdog said:

Shainen here.  I'm the stevedore, so let me know if you have any goods to be loaded or unloaded from this fine aeroplane. 

Um, I don't have any now but I pwan to have a huge twunk of gowd when I depawt. Fank you in advance!

On 8/5/2020 at 10:28 PM, Corrina Cow said:

My stars, look at you lovely children of the universe! I am Madame Corrina, Royal Astrologer. Feel free to come to me if you have questions about the future, and the appropriate remuneration for such information, of course.

What does wemunewation means?

On 8/5/2020 at 10:57 PM, Caladon Crocodile said:

Time to get the adowable baby dragons back to the forest where they can run and play and frolic to their heart's content.

Ahem, we awe not adowabow. We awe fewocious and tewwifying. Wisten to my woaw: wwwrwwwrwrrwwwrw. Tewwified, awen't you?

On 8/6/2020 at 1:53 AM, Marlowe Monkey said:

Heloooo there! I am the Imperatooor ooof Dreams! Tell me your dreams and I will interpret them for yoooou! 

I had a dweam dat I was wiving in a wowld of mashmawwows and I could wook at beautifuw twees and cwouds and eat dem and dey wewe yummy! Omwomwomwomwomwomw. Dat's the sound I make when I eat dem.

On 8/6/2020 at 2:47 AM, Leatrix Lamb said:

Leatrix here, tutor of the Royal Brats... glad I can be away from those little brats for a while as we sail off to set these adorable little baby dragons free. 

You too? What is so adowabwe about fewocious fangs and cwaws and fiwe bweath! Weww, I can't bweathe fiwe yet, but I wiww some day and that's not adowabow! Being burned awive? Not adowabow!

On 8/6/2020 at 5:21 AM, Mobley Mouse said:

how can anyone hate baby dragons? especially at bathtime! look at how they sparkle so pretty!

Oh Mobwey! Mobwey! Hey! Hey! Mobwey! Mobwey! Mobwey! Can you swub my scawes pwease? Somehow thewe is mawhsmawwow aww in dem. I don't know how dat got dere!

On 8/6/2020 at 11:44 AM, Benicia Bear said:

WE WILL RETURN THE BABY DRAGONS SAFELY HOME! I think maybe eggs for breakfast OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH!

Fank you Benicia! What a beautifuw name you have. I feew safew wif a big mama beaw to bwing me home.  

On 8/6/2020 at 11:50 AM, Bartosz Bulldog said:

Wait the bad guys in this one are baby dragon HATERS?! Oh it is on. It is ON! Borf. 

I know, wight? Who would hate a baby dwagon? I don't fink these peopwe have souws.

On 8/6/2020 at 1:14 PM, Rutherford Raccoon said:

Howdy-ho! Rutherford Raccoon here, ready to troubador our way to victory! Anyone fancy a little ditty?

What does twoubadow means?

On 8/6/2020 at 1:23 PM, Hyacinth Hippo said:

Ooof! Who put that rake over there?

Oh noz! Be cawefuw!

15 hours ago, Franczeska Fox said:

Heyyyy everyone, this seems to be a *hic* weird situation we've stumbled into on thiss heere airshippy *hic* WE NEED TO GET RID O THESE *HIC* HATERS

Oh a hiccupew! I've met animaws wike you. You have a happy juice in youw tunic, huh?