[Avalonia Mini-Challenge Joke Entry]: Bob the Unemployed Avalonian Plumber

[Grover]

As usual, Bob shows up a day late and a dollar short.

One fine Sunday afternoon, while Bob sat around his apartment in Albion in his underwear, drinking cheap domestic beer, and trying to fix his toilet, he heard the town crier announce that the royal court would entertain claimants to the throne.  Bob thought to himself: "F&$% it!  I'll try and be king!" before promptly passing out drunk on his bathroom floor in front of the only throne he'd ever sit on.

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I was inspired to make this hilarious joke entry, so thought I'd share it with all of you.  Hope you got a laugh out of it!

 

[en_zoo]

You could've made it more 'medieval' and then entered it!

[The Last of Nergoue]

Best entry yet. 

[Henjin_Quilones]

We don't drink, let alone brew, cheap domestic beer in Avalonia; we only make and drink the fancy craft stuff. This must be an import from Kaliphlin...

Edited March 4, 2019 by Henjin_Quilones

[derEselausErgste]

6 minutes ago, Henjin_Quilones said:

We don't drink, let alone brew, cheap domestic beer in Avalonia; we only make and drink the fancy craft stuff. This must be an import from Kaliphlin...

Hear ye! And even worse, the Donkey bets this so called beer never saw customs. It would be a wise idea to wreck this stuff, dumping it into the nearest river.

[Henjin_Quilones]

21 minutes ago, derEselausErgste said:

It would be a wise idea to wreck this stuff, dumping it into the nearest river.

Don't pollute the rivers of Avalonia with that kind of swill! If you are going to dump it, dump it in Nocturnus. They would not even notice the difference in their swamps. Or else dump it in the deserts of Kaliphlin; nothing lives there anyway to be harmed. And the locals there would love to have something, anything, to drink! 

Edited March 4, 2019 by Henjin_Quilones

[derEselausErgste]

Perhaps this is the right moment to ascertain that it is time to defend our Avalonian markets and products. Trade is the base for wealth for Avalonia as well as for the other guilds, but the trade has to be fair - fair for us. Avalonia first would be a nice slogan, don’t you think?!

[en_zoo]

you guys crack me up

[kahir88]

Funny, this gave me an idea. :D

[Grover]

6 hours ago, Henjin_Quilones said:

Don't pollute the rivers of Avalonia with that kind of swill! If you are going to dump it, dump it in Nocturnus. They would not even notice the difference in their swamps. Or else dump it in the deserts of Kaliphlin; nothing lives there anyway to be harmed. And the locals there would love to have something, anything, to drink! 

Where do you think the sewer lines go?

To answer the first question, though, I only meant “In the Guilds of Historica” for domestic, not Avalonian.