Castle Month Caption Contest

[Hinckley]

Submit a caption for this picture:

And at the end of Castle month we'll have a poll to decide whose caption is best! *sweet*

• Submit up to three entries per member
  
• Poll will consist of the best 10 captions as chosen by a panel of fair and wise judges
  

Have fun!

[I Scream Clone]

Dwarven Salesman: She was only ridden on Sunday's by a lovely old maid!

Troll: Old maid taste yummy! Need toothpick, shiny red toothpick!

[Sir Norman Ray]

Troll: What fluff is that?

Dwarf: I have no idea, but I want to paint it black, and some sort of automatic motion, get a leather coat and form a gang...

Troll: Me too...

[LuxorV]

Dwarf: At your places... Get ready to start!

Troll: On THAT?!?

[Theme song: Bicycle Races - Queen]

LuxorV

[Dragonator]

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Troll: So... do you want to go first?

Dwarf: As if my legs would reach those pedals!

Troll: ...can I play your trumpet?

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Or how about this:

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An unfortunate decision faced them; to ride, or to play?

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Hmmm, this is fun! X-D

[MagPiesRUs]

"If you could each bring only one item with you into the white nothingness, what would you bring?"

Edited April 7, 2008 by TinyPiesRUs

[Fluyt]

Dwarf: Where's your bagpipe?

Troll: Bagpipe?, oh!, I thought you said "red bike"...

[BlueBard]

" Happy birthday! "

[AgentRick]

Dwarf: I'm sorry, did you still want training wheels?

Troll: >:-(

[Plural]

A Troll, a bike a Dwarf and a trumpet is all we need to get this party started!

[kaboom4]

Dwarf: So I was ust about to lean in and kiss her...

Troll: Me wants bike! Me wants bike!

Dwarf: Don't start again, Troll...

[THE-FORCE]

Troll: I don't like it.

Dwarf: Why not?

Troll: I wanted a pink one!

Edited April 7, 2008 by THE-FORCE

[trooperdavinfelth]

The dwarf begins playing taps on the trumpet, to the chagrin of the Troll.

Troll: RAAAWWWRRR! SHUT UP!

The Troll, in search of an object to throw, picks up bike and throws it, but then remembers he was going to work out in the gym to form his woefully under-developed muscles. The bike lands inches from the fearless dwarf who continues to play taps.

Troll: RAWWR!!! *runs to gym*

Dwarf: *stops playing taps* It's about time he ran off. Now I can ride my bike in peace. *hops on bike and rides away*

OK, this was a little bit of a story, but... Does it still count? If it doesen't I'll submit another. *sweet*

[Tohst]

"I told you getting into the frat would be harder than you thought AND you have to drink our special 'swampwater' using this trumpet as a funnel before we even let you on the bicycle"

-Tohst

[Navy Trooper Fenson]

Troll: Here you have your bike.

Dwarf: I have told you that I can´t ride with these bikes!

Troll: Could I get the trumpet anyway?

[Shacala]

Dwarf: Come On Junior! If you try your bike with out training wheels I'll give you this shiny new horn for your bike!

[UniqueBuilder]

Troll: Oh god.. My head... Where am I? What happened yesterday? And why am I standing here together with a trumpet-playing dwarf....?

[Deinonychus]

DWARF: Wow. So, it went all the way through and came back out in one piece?

TROLL: Yeah. And it's not cherry flavor like I thought. Oh, and if I were you I'd wash the bugle off before band practice as well.

[GloriusShadow]

A bike and a trumpet...think santa got wrong adress...dwarf doesent even have long enough feets for the bike and the troll...is all to big!trumpet...uselessfor the troll...

[Matn]

It's time for a new mold!

A bike where the dwarf can ride on and an other one where the troll can ride on.

[The Kid]

Dwarf: "Memo to self; stay away from the magic mushrooms in future."

TK

[Athos]

I may be too big, but your legs are too short...

Steve

[Cardinal Brick]

Dwarf - I don't like to blow my own trumpet but that's one hell of a bike.

[Silent Help]

Troll: I bet you can't play that bugle.

Dwarf: Oh yea? Well, I bet you can't ride that bike.

[Skipper 24]

Heres my caption its not very good :-$

Troll: Bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike...

Dwarf: Trumpet Trumpet I want to play my trumpet. Oh man trumpet dosn't work in the song wanna trade???

EDIT: hers a pic i made of it

Edited April 7, 2008 by Skipper 24