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[SR - FB] The Alois Forever

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Dramatis Personae:

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Sea Rats

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Ethylene Glycol
Professor of science.  A former faculty member at a prominent Corrington university, she was dismissed after failing to have her grants and fellowships renewed as a result of years of failing to publish in peer reviewed scientific journals.  Railing against the scientific institution's insistence that data obtained from experiments must be reproducible and come from well controlled rational approaches to testing a model, Professor Glycol has decided to start her own university of higher learning at the Port of Bastion, where she can do science the proper way and publish in her own independent journal with herself as the sole reviewer, unfettered by the rules of the intellectually inferior.

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Lucy Liu
Sixth year graduate student with no publications.  Bitter and jaded, with hatred for the entirety of existence, Lucy followed her advisor to the Port of Bastion, because no other faculty members would accept her as a student after being already mentored by Professor Glycol.  Highly intelligent and talented, she has languished in academic hell for the past six years, trying in vain to get her advisor to adopt the practices of the other science professors.  

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Wilhemina Savore
A graduate student in civil engineering, with an interest in siegecraft.  Prefers to be called Willy.

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Alois Bieber
First year graduate student with no publications.  As a former Olean soldier in the Order of Faith, he was a leader against the principles of science, when he attempted to disrupt a seminar being given by Professor Glycol.  Instead, he found himself understanding her talk and becoming interested in the subject.  Confused and bewildered, he spent two years soul searching until he was able to accept that he had been wrong his whole life.  Alois then sought out Professor Glycol, explained his scientific enlightenment, and became her student.


Oleon

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Harriet Schwartz
A captain in the Oleon navy and a master naval tactician. She fell in love with an Oleon soldier named Alois Bieber, due to his intractable religious faith and his outspokeness against the principles of science, not to mention his super hot looks. She courted him, only to be horrified as she witnessed his turn to heresy at the hands of the blasphemous Professor Glycol. Now she is on a mission to get him back from the Sea Rats and return him to the truth of the Oleon faith, while making him hers.

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Helmut Dark
An officer in the Oleon navy and Captain Harriet Schwartz's first officer. Professional and loyal, he follows his captain's every command, while putting up with her shortcomings.

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Dieter Picante
A young Oleon navy officer in Captain Harriet Schwartz's crew.

 

Previously, https://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?/forums/topic/158702-sr-mrca-welcome-to-the-jungle-part-3/...


Currently, somewhere on the high seas...


25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     Yes...with The Alois Forever, the most advanced ship in the entire Olean navy, I will finally bring my precious Alois back to the Olean cause...and make him mine.


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24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     It's just another stupid microbuild!  The stupid face who writes these idiotic posts not only can't write, but doesn't seem capable of building a sailing ship at minifig scale!  

26221602985_f60acf6dde_t.jpg     It's not just a microbuild!  It's named after my dearest darling Alois, and has 100 points in every stat...it's the most powerful ship in the Olean navy!  And wait...what are you doing here?

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     Since nothing interesting happened in the latest Trade MRCA to my stupid advisor and her students, the stupid face pombe jerk wad writer decided to post something about your stupid quest for Alois.  And for some moronic reason, he thought adding me to your story would be funny.  I can't even explain how I'm in two places at once; I told you his writing sucks.  And how is a ship with a 100 points in every stat even allowed in BoBS?!

25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     Ha ha!  My true naval genius is revealed!  I can use ships with whatever stats I wish, so long as I don't license them!  Ha ha!

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     You mean the ship is useless since it can't participate in the MRCA.

25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     A minor detail.

25618886723_2712958fa0_t.jpg     Captain, shall I have her detained and moved to the brig?

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     What?!

25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     No, Helmut, leave her be.  We'll have her witness my master plan as it unfolds.  She'll see when we arrive at our destination.

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     Great.  Where are we headed?

25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     I can't reveal that, yet.

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     Why not?  It's not like a single psychology graduate student is going to overwhelm your ship with 100 Crew points...though the max stats according to the rules is 12.

25616790134_76dfb96011_t.jpg     No, it's a separate MOC and will be posted as a separate freebuild to maximize the doubloons we get.  You'll see it then.

24156803900_a3a468091d_t.jpg     I have no words.

26129101292_06b143cdc4_t.jpg     To be continued!  And additional photos can be found under the spoiler, including how the base for the ship was constructed!
 

Spoiler

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Comments and criticisms are all welcome!

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Hilarious writing, great microbuild, well done! :thumbup:

 

Very in character for an Oleander to have delusions of grandeur, I applaud you for illustrating this chracteristic of those fanatics. :pir-grin:

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I am... am...  not at all certain what to say anymore abut this series.

 

 

 

:pir-laugh:

 

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Funny story Pombe, as usual, and nice ship as well. You certainly are great at the microbuild ships. I see you're rremoving all chance of losing this one in the next MCRA though! :laugh:

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