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[COR-FB2] Crashing a Wedding

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Location: Mesabi Landing

Type: Medium Cultural

The Church of the Order in Mesabi Landing was usually where weddings were held. 

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"Dear friends and family.... We are... gathered here.... today" The priest droned.

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"To.... join... these.... two in.... holy matrimony..." 

*BANG*

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Agnes walked into the church, pistol smoking, drunk as hades. 

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"So! You's the happiest couple! Well let me tell you people about getting married....."

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"Madam, you should leave...." Said the groom.

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Agnes knocked him to the floor. "I pronounce you man! And... ah who cares." She slurred

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Agnes ran out, leaving the wedding guests in stunned silence.

FIN

So, I got a sailboat with clear sails for Christmas, and I wanted to experiment with them as stained glass windows. I'm not sure if it worked, but I'll let y'all be the judge of that. Originally I was going to make this be Agnes sitting through a boring church service, but I thought this would be funnier. Hopefully it's not to sacreligious. C&C appreciated!

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Wow, I never even thought about using those sails like that, I think they work quite well, obviously they would be better without the number but I'm not sure if you can remove that. And once again another hilarious story, good job.

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Hehe, nice little story! :pir-grin:

 

The sails work surprisingly well, I have never thought of this. Great idea! The numbers are pretty distracting though, but they could be hidden behind some round arches (like you will find in many church windows).

 

4 hours ago, Mesabi said:

Hopefully it's not to sacreligious.

I have no idea how it could be considered this. What a strange comment!

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What kind of church is this? Which gods / religion are being prayed to here? Would be interested to hear more about the lore.

The sails are indeed a fantastic idea, I'd second Lord B's suggestion to hide the numbers.

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What an original way to use those sails ! Good idea !

I agree with the other comments that hiding the numbers could have helped, but something difficult to do...

Good job !

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Definitely an innovative use for those sails! I see a scientific mind at work! :wink: I do however think that Drunknot’s suggestion of covering the numbers with arches would have perfected the idea.

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Clever use of the sails.  You could say that 2509 is the address number of the church...:pir_laugh2:

 

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