[COR vs CAR I] "Protecting her Majesty's Honour"

[Puvel]

These events take place in an undisclosed part in the land of Carno.

Captain Whoknowswho:

Right, bring out my scribe and the prisoner boys! I need their help to write a letter to that queen. Have to make sure I use all them proper terms and whatnot y’know!

Write this down will ya:

Greetings Queenie!

I’m just writing to extend my warmest thanks for your contribution to my retirement funds. It’s a fine vessel you let me have! Bit of a shame we had to have a little fight to get it, blood is hard to get out of wood you know.

This is where the captured captain of the Bull Shark, Edmund Freise becomes angry.

You son of a wench! How dare you address Her Majesty like that? I demand you change your tone immediately!

Captain Whoknowswho:

Aha looks like someone is finally talking! Very good, but please shut your face again sir. I’m in the middle of something.

Let’s continue Mr Scribe,

Don’t worry though, we’re not animals so we kept some of your men alive. Haven’t decided yet whether to sell them off or just play with them for a little bit. If you feel like you can spare some chests of gold you can have them back, slightly damaged.

As a token of my good will I’ll accompany this letter with a gift, I hope you can appreciate the gesture.

Your humble bladibla, you know how to finish a letter man. Get on with it!

He turns his head and talks to captain Freise:

So what is it you were saying my good man?

Captain Freise:

You stole from an Empire AND you insult our Queen? I thought you were a bit of a megablocks but my word, you sir, are a damned buffoon! I demand a duel to defend her honour! First blood will settle this and you will rephrase that letter!

Captain Whoknowswho:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sure, I’ll have the boys fetch you a saber. I’ve beaten you in battle before remember?

Both captains put up a brave fight. Yet even though captain Freise had injuries inflicted by defending the Bull Shark, suffered from a lack of proper nutrition since his capture, his love for country and queen gave him extra strength. A blow to captain Whoknowswho's arm should have ensured his victory.

Unfortunately captain Whoknowswho is a less honourable man and punched him in the face hard just after pretending to surrender.

Captain Whoknowswho:

Muahahaha, send this one back to his cell and fetch me a delivery boy!

[blackdeathgr]

Awesome story!!!!!!!! Loved every bit of it!!!

[TitusV]

Very Nice tree, the tower has a great classic feeling!

[Kai NRG]

Sounds like Capt. Whoknowswho is quite the villain! Very nice build, I really like the bright yellow!

[Ayrlego]

A very neat build, the yellow highlights do indeed look good on the tower. Love that tree! Great job!

[Captain Dee]

Lovely tower. It has a nice classic look with the yellow accents. The tree and the rest of the landscape look nice as well. Those minifigs look great, particularly the captain in that hat/hairpiece. It matches his flamboyant character well, and the story is a nice read. Good work (and congrats on winning... )

[Elostirion]

What an amazing design and colour scheme for the small tower. It's always great to see those classic Lego colours used to such great effect.