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Lord *vader* to Fett..............

How goes the hunt bounty hunter???.................

Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* .......................

GM my new Tie Advanced has arrived and the painters finally got the colour scheme right........... So i will be taking it out for a spin and visiting your new factorys..............

Prepare for my arrival GM..............

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GM my new Tie Advanced has arrived and the painters finally got the colour scheme right

That'll be your new UCS TIE then? With less blue.

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GM my new Tie Advanced has arrived and the painters finally got the colour scheme right

That'll be your new UCS TIE then? With less blue.

Yeah, the new grey makes the the tie look more slick, rather than the old blue.

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My Lord, I'm afraid to report that the hunted got away. But...only because I let him. For I have found something far more valuable then some stupid escapee: plans for an improved version of the B-Wing those pesky Gungans always use! I shall deliver this to your ISD at once!

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Vader if you sence that I have no sith powers you are wrong! I am the grandson of a unoticed sith lord. You betray me Vader and I will kill you. I can build a lightsaber for my self. If you want to see how much I am trained in the way of the force and combat meet me in the hanger. Then we shall fight. The winner gets to keep his life and be one of the two only sith alive. Do you accept, or shall I give your plans to the rebels? *skull* For now there are three sith LORDs. (uses force to take pieces and create a red bladed lightsaber right before a stormtroopers eyes)

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Vader if you sence that I have no sith powers you are wrong! I am the grandson of a unoticed sith lord. You betray me Vader and I will kill you. I can build a lightsaber for my self. If you want to see how much I am trained in the way of the force and combat meet me in the hanger. Then we shall fight. The winner gets to keep his life and be one of the two only sith alive. Do you accept, or shall I give your plans to the rebels? *skull* For now there are three sith LORDs. (uses force to take pieces and create a red bladed lightsaber right before a stormtroopers eyes)

Hmm. This seems somewhat familier... :-|

BTW, Kid. Could you please shrink your sig, it's rather huge at the moment.

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Vader if you sence that I have no sith powers you are wrong! I am the grandson of a unoticed sith lord. You betray me Vader and I will kill you. I can build a lightsaber for my self. If you want to see how much I am trained in the way of the force and combat meet me in the hanger. Then we shall fight. The winner gets to keep his life and be one of the two only sith alive. Do you accept, or shall I give your plans to the rebels? *skull* For now there are three sith LORDs. (uses force to take pieces and create a red bladed lightsaber right before a stormtroopers eyes)

Lord *vader* to Dillon..........

You are right i have seen this before and my response shall be swift..............

GM *yoda* prepare for my arrival to discuss this situation............

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Lord *vader* to Empire................

After a short visit to our chamber i decided that a quick strike with my trusty lightsabre would take care of rhymer ( all shops be sure to notice his head on a pole at the end of my SSD)....

As for martin....well i shall decide his fate later.................

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GM *yoda* to Lord *vader*

My Lord, I heard a real funny report !! Martin was so afraid of you, in his haste he crashed "accidentally" into an asteroide !! G, his bad piloting forbids us to have fun hunting him :-|

*goes and shoot a Gungan to relax*

GM *yoda* out.

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Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ................

It has been too long since your last report.......................... Tell me how goes the production of the new factories?............

Lord *vader* to the one called Soap................

What can you offer the empire?............

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One rebel to another:

Only the Empire would be stupid enough to call a fighter a TIE, when it clearly looks more like a butterfly. *sweet*

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WHAT???!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

This is nothing more than a rebel trick!! The depths that you sink to in order to discredit me is beyond belife and your deaths will be long and painfull!!!!!

GM *yoda* !!!!!!!!!!

Destroy them at once!!!......................

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GM *yoda* to Lord *vader*

My Lord, finally some action yeayyyy. Good because I just finished LSW2 to keep precticing shooting !!

And since the facilities are working perfectly, I shall board my ISD and enjoy hunting some rebel scum !!

They shall be punished for postink this fake pic of Darth Kitty !!

Its nice to implement new SEEK & DESTROY !!

Hunt ON !!

GM *yoda* out.

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I thought that might stir up some action. ;-)

Bah, your Belleville class fighters are no match for me. *skull*

Hmm. Got to get myself some kind of ship. :-/

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Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ..........

Good i was starting to worry that your shooting skills were becoming rusty.............. Enjoy the hunt and bring me the head of this rebel dog...............

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Lord *vader* to GM *yoda* ..........

Good i was starting to worry that your shooting skills were becoming rusty.............. Enjoy the hunt and bring me the head of this rebel dog...............

In the light of the coup de etat last week, are you sure the Thai army is still inducting new recruits? They might be suspicious of the political motives of new volunteers at this time. :-}.

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Thai army. :-P

We're fighting massage parlors. Long live the rebellion. Our struggle has become even more vital.

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And excellent cooks too. How do they find the time to train in their fighters? 8-|

Ahh. Now I get it. They don't. :-D

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I understand there's a new fighting force that specialise in breathing and internal energy based graceful fighting: The Tai Chi Army!

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Very amusing rebel scum................but i wonder how funny it will be when you are hunted down and fed to a rancor....................

Lord *vader* to the Fett.......................

I have placed a large bounty on these rebels heads...........destroy them and it shall be yours..........

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