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[M - B06] Experiment P0B06

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Excerpt from the lab book of Big Sal:

Date: 28 Junali 3815.

Experiment Code: P0B06.

Lead Scientist: Big Sal.

Location: Kawashita territory, Sorn.

Aim: Test effectiveness of persuasion technology.

Excerpt ends.

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19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgI still don't really get how it works.

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgUgh, it's not difficult Roberts. You know how you can persuade people to do almost anything for money?

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgYes...

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgAnd you know how money is based on gold?

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgI suppose...

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgWell then, the mechanics of the Persuadomatic (patent pending) should be obvious! It vapourises gold and expels it as a mist of nanoparticles into the air. Anyone breathing it in will become easily suggestible.

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgYeah, I'm not sure that makes any...

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgFIRE IT UP! 25% POWER!

Excerpt from the lab book of Big Sal:

Method: Using gold from Guinevere, the Persuadomatic will disperse a mist of nanoparticles into the air.

Prediction: Kawashita scientists exposed to the Persuadomatic will be easily convinced to give up valuable intelligence.

Excerpt ends.

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19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgStable at 25% power. Those pills we took will protect us right?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgSure! Ok, I'm going in!

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgI still think you should have changed out of your M.A.N.T.I.S. colours...

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17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgGreetings fellow scientists!

19054305298_165085171e_o.jpgUh, who are you?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgI'm Big Sal! The famous M.A.N.T.I...shita scientist!

18619421104_86bea5321a_o.jpgDid you just say 'MANTIShita'?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg Erm...no! I said 'mighty Kawashita' of course! Roberts, increase the power!

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19054285860_7c2a6085fc_o.jpgWhat was that?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgI said, uh... 'man, I could do with a shower'!

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgGood save... Power at 50%.

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgAnyway, what are you guys up to here? Fill me in on your latest findings.

19241887015_b31b9de1e6_o.jpgHmmm, I don't know about that. I'm still not exactly sure who you are?

19054285860_7c2a6085fc_o.jpgYeah, if you're Kawashita, what's today's password?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg Uhhhh... more power damn it!

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgIncreasing power to 75%

19241887015_b31b9de1e6_o.jpg Hey! Dr Wu asked you a question! Stop mumbling!

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgOk, you got me. I'm not from Kawashita after all...

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17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg I'm from the Nobel Prize committee! We've been watching Dr Wu and we're very impressed!

18619421104_86bea5321a_o.jpg OHMYGOD! WOOO!

19054305298_165085171e_o.jpgOh, wow, I'm flattered!

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg Yes, it's true! I'm here to conduct our final investigation, so if you could just give me all the details of your work...

18619421104_86bea5321a_o.jpg THIS IS AMAZING!

19054305298_165085171e_o.jpg Oh, yes, of course! So, this is our new awesomnium drill and we recently discovered the astounding fact that...

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19055747449_b51b5d5b1a_o.jpg What's going on down there? Who's that M.A.N.T.I.S. guy??

18619421104_86bea5321a_o.jpg NO, HE'S FROM THE NOBEL PRIZE! DR WU'S GOING TO WIN! I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU DOC!

19055747429_c8f6140ebf_o.jpg Why's he holding a trophy? Isn't the Nobel Prize a medal?

18619421104_86bea5321a_o.jpg...

19054305298_165085171e_o.jpg...

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg...

19054304858_2e7921f2c2_o.jpgLemme guess? 100% power?

17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpgYup! But they've got rebreathers... we may just have to rely on my natural charm and quick wits!

60 seconds later:

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17971638764_d8c2d39728_o.jpg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE NOBEL COMMITTEE WON'T LOOK KINDLY ON THIS! START THE ENGINES ROBERTS!

Excerpt from the lab book of Big Sal:

Results: Persuadomatic showed promise but was ineffective against Kawashita troops with rebreathers.

Conclusions: Why were they wearing rebreathers anyway? Sorn's atmosphere is perfectly breathable. We may have another security breach.

Excerpt ends.

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My first go at SNOT rocks. Not entirely happy with them, but practice makes perfect I guess. Comments and criticism welcome!

It was fun to have a go at building Kawashita stuff for a change!

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Edited by Big Sal

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Hilarious story as always :laugh: Big Sal's pretty good at thinking on his feet...

Sweet drilling machine and the ground texture looks great :thumbup:

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I really like the story and the build :classic: . The rockwork and the way you made the machines is great :thumbup:

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Haha this is hilarious!! I like the drill! Cool build! :laugh:

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That drill machine is amazing. Consistently one of the best storytellers in AG! I always seek out your build threads.

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There is no security breach, and nothing to worry about. The Kawashita Special Ops are of course just inspired by me, Q, to always wear rebreathers! :laugh:

Anyway, great story and build as always! I love that the Special Ops team actually commented on the fact that the Nobel Prize is a medal and not a statue! :tongue:

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Good ol' Big Sal! Good thing he had that trophy on him! Agreed that the rocks weren't quite thereā€¦ maybe if they had a bit more of an expansion at their bottom? But for a first attempt, great work - I'm still trying to get them right myself. Also love the legs of the drill.

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Ha, ha, another excellent build and story, Big Sal, the Kawashita drill is very nice, great use of those cannons on the legs! :sweet: Great rock-work and water as well, and good idea with the gold vaporizing Persuadomatic, even if it, err, didn't go quite as planned! :laugh:

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Awesome story! Haha. I loved it. :wub: Very cool drill. The ground looks great and nice for first SNOT rocks (I wouldn't have known they were your first had you not said so). Great job! :thumbup:

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I'm pretty sure Sal's wit and charm alone is what got him his degree in... "Science" :laugh: What a hilarious build! Your Kawashita machine is great, and I do like your rockwork! :thumbup:

~Insectoid Aristocrat

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I love the effect of those 1x1s on the ground, and the drill, and most of all, the story! I suppose the Nobel prize may yet elude Big Sal. :laugh: Someday, Sal, someday. :wink:

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Haha, I had a particularly good laugh with this one! You're a master storyteller :grin::thumbup: Big Sal is good to improvise in difficult situations, really, he's... surprising.

"Isn't the Nobel prize a medal?"

Best one yet! :rofl: Who knows, it could have changed a lot through the years, right... :wink: But I mean, those Kawashita guys sure are naive! Huh... Wait... Hey! :wacko::oh3:

And that chubby drill is nice too! Your first SNOT rock is nice. The rock feels very natural.

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Great build, funny story! Big Sal has got to be the craziest scientist in AG, haha! Fits Mantis perfectly!

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What an awesome drill! I love the NPU for the legs!

Brilliant story as always! HAHA!

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Another fun and funny story! I think the rocks turned out well, and I really like the drilling machine. As others have said, using the cannons for legs is brilliant.

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