The Kumquat Alchemist Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Doctor Bradley Watt Escapes Prison! At 57:45:03 Standard Galatic Week, Dr. Bradley Watt escaped from the high-security Vaalg Penitentiary. After a localized EMP disabled the cameras around his cell in wing 4-B at 57:45:01 SGW, guards were sent to investigate and were sedated by Watt via unknown means. Global sensor scans at the time record that Watt remained in his cell, though further data analysis showed a small Positronic signature making its way into the garbage disposal unit in wing 5-B, after which it disappeared from the sensor readings completely. Investigations of Watt’s cell at 57:45:04 SGW revealed the majority of Watt’s plasteel skinplate, as well as a small EMP bomb built from parts of his own body. Security experts have explained that the Vaalg global sensor array is attuned to each inmate’s unique skinplate electrical resistance. Because of this, Watt was able to fool the sensors through a highly risky self-flaying. Latest reports from the Vaalg Hospital report that all 58 guards who were sedated have returned to consciousness, but have yet to regain complete motor skills. Before his arrest 16 years ago, Dr. Bradley Watt was research director of Hero Factory’s lighly secretive Lab 56. When sentient rights activists managed to uncover documents revealing the host of dangerous experiments performed on Heroes in Lab 56, including direct Positronic processor alteration and reflex-network reformatting, Dr. Watt and all twelve scientists working under him were arrested. Six of the twelve scientists including Watts were given life sentences. “Funny, did you know that the last paragraph doesn’t care to make mee-ention that the only reference to me being director of Lab 56 were in those documents that the ‘sentient ri-rights activists’ uncovered? “Not to say I don’t know a lot about the Lab. That bit on Positronic proce-ceessor alteration? Let’s say I was jolly d-daamn well on the receiving end of that. Just a day before my trial I had half of the real research director’s me-memories shoved into my head, damned bastard; it really diii-iid help convince the judge of my guilt when I haa-hardly knew the difference between my own identity and that from the memories of that f-filth. Still, all’s well that ee-ends well. I’ve had the mites picked from my machinery, and a fiii-iine new layer of plasteel grafted back on by yours truly! But best of all, you are here, and I fii-iiinally get to tell the world about all those fabulous things that are still going on in L-laab 56! “Oh, are you going to look at me li-liike that? Hah, even a journalist from one of the biggest, most i-idiotic conspiracy-mongering publishers is reaching for his blaster, thinking he’ll b-be “the big Hero” for bringing me to justice. Bloody hell, why d-did I bother? Even if you cared to try and publish this chat, none of your readers w-would be able to do anything about this little siii-iituation I’m in. “D-don’t raise that blaster, please! I only need to se-eedate you! Oh, even if you did believe me I’d still have had to do this. Let’s see, Mark 947.3 p-Psuedoorganic Positronic pr-processor? Get comfy, lad, you’ll be in dreamland for a while.” Lovingly based on Professor Membrane and Wat Tambor. Edited September 22, 2014 by The Kumquat Alchemist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckBricks Posted September 22, 2014 Wow! This is very great! Did you think of a Jawa while building this as well? Love the little gun, I've already replicated it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
