Nightstalker Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 I want to take a small moment to thank the reader for still being alive or a living dead still capable of thought and speech. Now, before I continue, I want to ensure everyone that Tip #4 is not to be offensive. However, it is still a very valuable lesson that needs to be learned. For the most part, this lesson will only apply to men, so if you're a female adventurer you are at leisure to skip this tip and proceed to the next piece of information. With that short disclaimer, let me introduce Tip #4 This is Pitdog Draven Moors Let me give you a brief introduction about this Pitdog. As you can tell by his rank, he is a newbie, and not necessarily experienced. As a kid, he grew up watching arena fights, and so sought to become the grand champion. He killed a couple of monsters as a child (more like rats) and bragged that he would be the greatest fighter. So here he is in his great splendor! And he is about to die by a minotaur... Wait a second, he actually managed to survive and kill the beast! He slew the foul beast and took its horn as a trophy to show his great prowess! And where better to do that than at... The Drunken Dwarf Tavern Draven began to boast about his great victory over the Minotaur to a young lady in the tavern. She really didn''t seem to care too much as she placed an order with the bartender. Needless to say, Draven didn't like that so tried something a bit more risky to get her attention... So he felt the need to grab her rear... I need not mention how most respond to this, but as you can see... She did not like him doing that, so she pushed him and he stumbled over a table. Before I move on, you should know a couple of things about this young lady. Compared to Draven, she is actually an experienced adventurer; she has fought in many battles and she is also known as "Quickblade." Another interesting thing you should know about her, is... her boyfriend is a Drow, and a very talented duelist. Another interesting fact is that the last five people that hit on her had their skulls collected by this man. With those words being said, as usual, you can see where this is going. He went high, and she went low as a result... Our Pitdog is cut up in two, and never got a chance to become the grand champion. It's probably for better, he was a terrible fighter anyways. This brings us to Tip #4 -If you are a male adventurer, do not hit on every last woman you see to "show your greatness." It is a well known fact that women are very talented fighters, and some even have equally skilled companions (who are very defensive). Please keep your hands to yourself and mind your comments, lest you find yourself being mangled, diced, and annihilated by the two of them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stay tuned for Tip #5 Hope you all enjoy the quick tip. As usual Decals by Saber-Scorpion C&C is always welcome and appreciated!!! Quote
Alfadas Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Nice, but I like the other tips better, although he killed a Minotaur? I thought he was going to die, but he is killed by a woman. Can't wait for the next tip!! Quote
Wat Tambor Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Nice, in which set can I find the piece you use for the blood? Quote
Nightstalker Posted May 30, 2013 Author Posted May 30, 2013 although he killed a Minotaur? Okay probably not my best choice, but I figured I hadn't used it in an MOC Nice, in which set can I find the piece you use for the blood? The blood comes from Brickforge actually. You can find it under spill accessories Quote
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