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Ah, you weren't that clear on it. Now that the issue is resolved (I hope), we can get this topic back on track. Although it would be best for a moderator to delete all these posts so the topic doesn't go too far off track.

Posted
Man there is a lot of fighting breaking out in this topic. :-P

Anyways, your Random Nothing was pretty funny, Cyclone Titan. :-)

Thanks Dill I hate fighting but you know its hard with people who critisize(not constructive)but you know and the next topic I post will be a combo model so it wont be a comedy but until then i'll be posting on my biggest topic (this one)

p.s:remind me of my 55th post

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Random Nothing

Takeshi:Hikaru im gonna kill you when we get back to the golden city if turdy Mcturd turd Sensei isnt there

Kardas:why am I running after you,again?

Hikaru:in every third box must remind you this is called Random Nothing

Takeshi:RUN FOR IT, why i dont know

Hikaru:this is called RANDOM NOTHING FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!

Takeshi:bye kids see you next time on...what was the title???

Hikaru:RANDOM NOTHING!!!!!!!

Posted
Random Nothing

Takeshi:Hikaru im gonna kill you when we get back to the golden city if turdy Mcturd turd Sensei isnt there

Kardas:why am I running after you,again?

Hikaru:in every third box must remind you this is called Random Nothing

Takeshi:RUN FOR IT, why i dont know

Hikaru:this is called RANDOM NOTHING FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!

Takeshi:bye kids see you next time on...what was the title???

Hikaru:RANDOM NOTHING!!!!!!!

Those were my favorite parts.

So technically I liked all of it. :-P

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Lego Idol

(Ryo Seacrest talking on the phone)

Ryo Seacrest:yes...yes...yes...WHAT?????!!!!!!!I CANNOT BELIVE THAT,SO HA-YA-TO GOT A GOLDEN MECH SWEET!!!!!!!

Meca One:what???

Ryo Seacrest:Ha-Ya-To got a gold mech and Lego Idols cancelled, due to Kardas and its been replaced by Random Nothing which im now the host of.

(Lewa spits his coffee out and Hitomi spills milk on her shirt)

Lewa:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitomi:just great(in a sarcastic voice)

Meca One:INFERIOR BEINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryo Seacrest:im off to uhhhhhhhhhhh.............somewhere.

Posted
Not to be rude but will anyone post?

Sorry, I've been out all afternoon and just got back.

NOOOOOO!!! *sing* :'-( LEGO Idol is cancelled!! That was my favorite of all your shows. You should really continue LEGO Idol.

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Sorry, I've been out all afternoon and just got back.

NOOOOOO!!! *sing* :'-( LEGO Idol is cancelled!! That was my favorite of all your shows. You should really continue LEGO Idol.

Dill that was a joke,honestly,only stupid people e.g Carapar will audition and others but Ryo's now the host of Random Nothing and L I(Lego Idol)

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Dill that was a joke,honestly,only stupid people e.g Carapar will audition and others but Ryo's now the host of Random Nothing and L I(Lego Idol)

Way to give me a heart attack! >:-( JK. :-P

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Hikarus Hot tips

Hikaru:sorry we had a close call with Kardas it was bad(looks at tattered suit)anyway we have...Takeshi

Takeshi:GET OFF MY SHOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!...

(Hikaru kicks Takeshi off the stage)

Hikaru:now we have...Kalmah??? wasn't he kicked off Takeshi's show???

Kalmah:E=Mc2 is the theory of squidology... any QUESTIONS????!!!!

Hikaru:yes umm... will you get off my show?

Kalmah:gladly

Hikaru:yahhh... Kardas again!!!!

Kardas:can I have a bone?

Hikaru:on one condition...(whispers something to Kardas)

The next days news paper...

The daily lego

Takeshi Arested!!!!!!!!!

Posted
Good one! These are pretty funny, but a bit hard to understand.

They are?Please tell

I was starting to worry that you were done with comedies. Good thing you aren't. Anyways, great episode.

No, they are not cancelled(I was lazy, so I did'nt want to do it)but I made an excuse and continued and thanks for the compliment. ;-)

  • 11 months later...
Posted (edited)

Yes, I know, I know. Its been almost a year since I posted in this topic, but im going to do only Lego Idol this time. If you want to give me a warn point or something im okay with it, but believe me when I say my comedies have evolved.

Ryo: Idol is back, and ready to make some people feel like an idiot! And some, like they just beat up the robots without having water on their hands, or battle machine, or completely random useless thing.

Director: thats too long a sentence, take it from the top!

A month later...

Ryo: Idol, is back...and only a month late!

Director: thats the money!

Ryo: lets just start now.

Director: and were live in 5...4...3...2...1!

Ryo: weren't we already live?

Director: about that...

Ryo: oh crud!

A day later...

Ryo: we are live! And we have our judges Lewa Nuva(Randy)

Lewa: *sleeping* what day is it?

Ryo: Hitomi(Paula)

Hitomi: Do I have to go to bed now mommy?

Ryo: * sighs* and Meca One(Simon)

Meca One: *dreaming* motor oil, world domination, and that cute little Flipsy* thing!

Ryo: WAKE UP!!!

Meca One: oh...hello you pieces of scum!

Ryo: thats the Meca One I like to see! Not the Flipsy* loving one

Meca One: did he come yet? *hyped up*

Ryo: NO! Now, our first contestent is dillthepill

Dill: I came here because I thought there was more to life then being really, really good looking and im going to sing Fergalicious

Meca One: then sing it!

Dill: *after singing Fergalicious* how'd I do?

Hitomi: great!

Meca One: I liked it, because it reminded me of the pony's back home!

Ryo: you mean giant war machines?

Meca One: sure, lets go with that

Lewa: you're going to Hollywood!

A minute later...

Dill: *in an interview* I knew there was more to life then being really, really good looking! And its great if you're father and brother work in a coal mine and hate you!

Ryo: that concludes todays show, any questions?

Noob: can I have an ATM for Christmas?

Ryo: NO!

*Flipsy is a registered trademark of Fairly Oddparents.

The next episode!

Ryo: today, we went to Sentai mountain to see if anyone there can be a good singer, good? Bad? You decide!

Meca One: skip the intro Ryo!

Ryo: oh please, were kicking your butt with mecha, and you expect me to stop the intros? Is someone having a bad morning?

Delivery man: is someone named Meca One here?

Meca One: thats me!

Delivery man: yes your Flipsy* is here, and to make the delivery valid, you need to sign here, here, here, here...

5 hours later...

Delivery man: and here.

Meca One: awww, but I can't even hold a pen!

Delivery man: pencil?

Meca One: no

Delivery boy: giant plastic LEGO weapon?

Meca One: that works! Now get off the show!

Delivery man: why so serious?

Meca One: get off!

*Delivery guy gets kicked out*

Ryo: anyhoo, our first competitor is Lord Trionx

LT: im gonna sing Yoda, by Weird Al Yankovich, so prepare to face the heat!

Lewa: were growing older as you speak

LT: okay, okay! I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah...

(Sings Yoda)

Hitomi: I never knew a song about a fictional character could be sung so good!

Meca One: I want a song about me!!!

Lewa: you're going to Sentai Fortress!

Ryo: our next competitor is Takeshi? Who knew?

Takeshi: Hitomi! *Soppy love music plays* you are the most beauti...

Ryo: back off, were married!

Takeshi: you and me?

Ryo: what?! God no! Im married to Hitomi!!!!

Takeshi: well, im going to sing Don't You Want Me, by the Human League, for Hitomi! The most beautiful...

Ryo: get on with it!

Takeshi: you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...

(Sings Don't You Want Me)

Hitomi: oh Takeshi! That was so beautiful!

Ryo: quit using long words! And who says I needed that thing called ejumacation

Meca One: firstly, Ryo, its education, secondly, that was so beautiful I was gonna cry!

Ryo: ahem!

Lewa: your going to Senta...

Ryo: not if I can help it! *Takes Takeshi and throws him off Sentai Mountain* We may have lost one of our best pilots, but its worth it for Hitomi and I's marrige.

Ryo: wow, today is going to be jam packed! We have 3, no 4, no a whopping total of 5 competitors! Now without any further ado about nothing...

CT: I love that play, in my school play version of it I was *trumpets sound* Don Pedro!

Ryo: great kid...

CT: im no kid! im a man, a big strong man!

Ryo: yeah, and im LEGO Star Wars mini-fig.

CT: I can make you into one!

Ryo: prove it.

After many long hours of painful mixing and matching...

CT: voila! Its you, in a Han Solo shirt!

Ryo: I like it! How about you compete?

CT: like, okay!

Ryo: don't go Hikaru on me, please!

CT: okay, im gonna sing Wonderwall, by Oasis!

Meca One: then do it you *beep* *beep* *beep* kid!

CT: I created this show and I can rip your limbs off.

Meca One: im so scar...(CT rips Meca Ones legs off) ow.

CT: here goes anything, 'Today was gonna be the day where...'

(Sings Wonderwall)

Hitomi: extremely bad.

Meca One: go to *beep*

Lewa: your not going to Sen...

CT: ugh! I hat you, you, you, and even you!

Ryo: wha'd I do?

CT: demoralized my career and made a fool out of me!

Ryo: do you even know what any of that means?

CT: no clue. But why?! WHY?!

Ryo: well...CT, I am your fathers, brothers, sisters, cousins, brothers college roommate. Over all, I am absolutely nothing

CT: I wanna see my mommykins! *runs off Sentai Mountain* Hey Takeshi.

Ryo: that was a failure. Anyway, our next competitor is...oh dear lord, this can't be happening, its Hikaru.

Hikaru: like, hi

Ryo: uhhh, hi

Hikaru: like, have a smile on your like, face!

Ryo: just sing, and then scuicide

Hikaru: like, what does scuicide like, mean?

Ryo: kill yourself

Hikaru: like okayyyyyy

Ryo: he really is fruity!

Hikaru: im going to, like sing, like, don't cha' wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't cha' wish your girlfriend was...

(Sings don't cha' wish your girlfriend was hot like me)

Hikaru: like how'd I do?

Hitomi: just like we rehearsed, great!

Meca One: I hated it!

Lewa: Your not going...

*Hikaru stabs himself with a knife in the heart*

Hikaru: its like, scuicide, like, bye! *Dies*

Everyone except for Hitomi: YAYYYYY!!!!!

Hitomi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ryo: our next competitor is Kopaka Nuva!

Kopaka: hi.

Lewa: hey Kopaka!

Kopaka: hey Lewa. Im gonna sing Ice Ice Baby.

Meca One: then sing!

Kopaka: I will freeze you. Ice ice baby, ice ice baby...

(Sings Ice Ice Baby)

Hitomi: great

Meca One: okay

Lewa: your going to...

(Kopaka freezes Meca One)

Lewa: Sentai Fortress!

Ryo: our next competitor is Sensei Keiken? Don't drop the F-bomb again.

Keiken: BOMBS?! USA!!! USA!!!

Ryo: okay, now sing!

Keiken: im going to sing the Star Spangled Banner. O say can you see, by the dawns...

(Sings the Star Spangled Banner)

Hitomi: I love your patriotism Grandpa!

Meca One: I hate you.

Lewa: your going to Sentai Fortress!

Ryo: our next competitor is LEGO Indiana Jones!

Indiana: hello.

Ryo: can I have your autograph?

Indiana: after I sing this. My theme song!

Meca One: you can't sing that!

Indiana: but I can hum it!

(Hums the Indiana Jones theme song)

Hitomi: good humming!

Meca One: horrendus

Lewa: your going to Sen...

Keiken: USA!!! USA!!! Thank you for coming!

Indiana: alright. A fan!

Ryo: what about me?

Indiana: what about you?

Ryo: sigh.

Edited by Cyclone Titan
Posted

It took me a while to realize these were all the eps from TRW, but it was cool to read all these again. Good job.

Also, you posted everything twice, you might want to edit that out.

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