Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) "...Well, that was not a very fruitful errand... Where do you two want to go next?" "Well we could search the farmer's house. He may be using the Insect venom as an pesticide. Do we really need a bigger horse for Nagure? I mean put a saddle on him and he's the badass ride we need!" Edited September 16, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Costy Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Instead of searching his house, perhaps we should ask him if he has heard of it. Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Mr. Farmer, have you heard anything about Insect Venom?" Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 16, 2012 Author Posted September 16, 2012 "Mr. Farmer, have you heard anything about Insect Venom?" "Oh yes indeeed. It's not for killing insects as a pesticide. It's for killing people. Some poisonous bugs infest peoples homes and rooms. You can gather the venom from the dead insect." Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Oh yes indeeed. It's not for killing insects as a pesticide. It's for killing people. Some poisonous bugs infest peoples homes and rooms. You can gather the venom from the dead insect." "Looks like we may need to do a bit of exterminating then, haha. Thanks. Where next, my lackies?" Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Looks like we may need to do a bit of exterminating then, haha. Thanks. Where next, my lackies?" "Wherever the divine lord of lordiness sorrow orders great sir thing. " Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Wherever the divine lord of lordiness sorrow orders great sir thing. " "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, high, or just an imbecile. Probably the latter two combined. Maybe the church has a bug problem we can squash. Hopefully no super scarabs... ghastly things. " Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 16, 2012 Author Posted September 16, 2012 You travel to the church, and you see some familiar faces! Johnothan, Lucy, and Patricia. "Ohohoho. Sorrow! A pleasure to see you again!" "Greetings, Sorrow." "And don't forget hello to the other fine men. I'm Lucy, she's Patricia. I'm sure you can figure out who Jonothan is." "Anyways, Lucy and Patricia here are spies for The Fraternity. We've organized a movement against the Croise's. And we were able to use the church as our base. We were able to get another knight in the joust. His name was Carlos. Also, a man named Daniel is here. His fiance was the princess in the cursed tower. I'm glad of your choice back then, Sorrow." The group turns quiet for a moment. "This is where we discuss our plans. We've sent couriers out to spread word of the Fantome's oppressive ways." Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 In fear of Syntax pissing everyone off, I take the wheel. "Good to see you all! I believe I met Daniel, said to come here. I'm assuming when I go head to head with our bestest friend the Fantome, I no longer follow the normal jouster rules...? I'm more prepared for that tinhead this time... Patricia, are you in the joust? Your knee kicks would be devestating. On to a more serious note, I'm assuming we're welcomed into the club?" Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 In fear of Syntax pissing everyone off, I take the wheel. "Good to see you all! I believe I met Daniel, said to come here. I'm assuming when I go head to head with our bestest friend the Fantome, I no longer follow the normal jouster rules...? I'm more prepared for that tinhead this time... Patricia, are you in the joust? Your knee kicks would be devestating. On to a more serious note, I'm assuming we're welcomed into the club?" "Hello! I am the most annoying 'Sarge'. Pleasure to meet you. I have heard of the failed thing with sorrow and apologise for his incompetence. This time we plan to conquer back this place and free you all etc etc. Sorrow, I think you are able to work out that was sarcasm but... Who's the other guy?" Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Please don't listen to my cohort. He has fried about half of his brain cells with questionable substances. Anyway, "sarge", this is Jonothan." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Please don't listen to my cohort. He has fried about half of his brain cells with questionable substances. Anyway, "sarge", this is Jonothan." "Pronounced Jonathan genius!" Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "Pronounced Jonathan genius!" "I've talked to this man before, twit. I know how to say his name." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 "I've talked to this man before, twit. I know how to say his name." " You pronounced it Jonothan. It's Jonathan. I was a linguist in the army you know." Quote
Endgame Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 " You pronounced it Jonothan. It's Jonathan. I was a linguist in the army you know." "You really must be petty to continue this argument. I know how I pronounced it." Check the spelling in this quest and 37, it really is Jonothan. Quote
Costy Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Names Nagure. I'm a Yeti. Have you guys got anything planned? Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) "You really must be petty to continue this argument. I know how I pronounced it." Check the spelling in this quest and 37, it really is Jonothan. OOC: Ooh sorry!! My fault. Though sarge is very stubborn so don't be surprised.... Names Nagure. I'm a Yeti. Have you guys got anything planned? "Oh my god is that? It is? It's a chair! I did 'not' know that. Yes we know you captain obvious" Edited September 16, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Costy Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Yetis aren't exactly common around here. you know. Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Yetis aren't exactly common around here. you know. "Oh I know. You don't see a hulking great bulk like you around all the time. So? what do you do for communication in yetiville?" Quote
Costy Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 "Oh I know. You don't see a hulking great bulk like you around all the time. So? what do you do for communication in yetiville?" We talk. Duh. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 17, 2012 Author Posted September 17, 2012 Names Nagure. I'm a Yeti. Have you guys got anything planned? "Other than win the joust? That's the plan. Is there any other questions?" Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) "Other than win the joust? That's the plan. Is there any other questions?" "We need a backup plan. Pistol crossbow to the Croise's face if we get to see the fight?" Edited September 17, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 "We need a backup plan. Pistol crossbow to the Croise's face if we get to see the fight?" "...Whats a "pistol"? I think that is something only found in Dastan, buddy." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) "...Whats a "pistol"? I think that is something only found in Dastan, buddy." "Pistol crossbow genius! A small but powerful crossbow capable of a quick one shot. Only problem is that it takes a while to reload. So maybe 2 pistol crossbows. And make them Bowleigh and Strominghearm" Sarge basks in his knowledge of weaponry. Edited September 17, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 "Pistol crossbow genius! A small but powerful crossbow capable of a quick one shot. Only problem is that it takes a while to reload. So maybe 2 pistol crossbows. And make them Bowleigh and Strominghearm" Sarge basks in his knowledge of weaponry. "I don't think technology like that is currently in this region. We have crossbows, but that is it. Besides, I shoved this fan through the Fantome's gut a baker's dozen times and he didn't die. A bolt to the face would probably just feel like a breeze." Quote
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