Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 8, 2012 Author Posted September 8, 2012 Sorrow's hand: 2,8 Dealer's: 9,? "If you get a monkey, I'll kill ya." Quote
Endgame Posted September 8, 2012 Posted September 8, 2012 Sorrow's hand: 2,8 Dealer's: 9,? "If you get a monkey, I'll kill ya." "...Excuse me? What do you mean by "monkey"? Anyway, hit me." Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 8, 2012 Author Posted September 8, 2012 "...Excuse me? What do you mean by "monkey"? Anyway, hit me." "Monkey... facecard. What'd ya think I meant? A carnival cruise animal?" Sorrow's hand: 2,8,7 Dealer's: 9,? Quote
Endgame Posted September 8, 2012 Posted September 8, 2012 "Monkey... facecard. What'd ya think I meant? A carnival cruise animal?" Sorrow's hand: 2,8,7 Dealer's: 9,? "Eh, here ito hoping my lukc isn't absolute demon dung. I'll hold. I don't gamble too often. One of my... friend has a boon for it, though." A friend who was currently ranting in the back of my mind about the history of the fork... Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 8, 2012 Author Posted September 8, 2012 Dealer: Q,9 "19." Sorrow loses 10 gold! Party: Sorrow (Endgame) *Party Leader* 428 year old undead Rogue Level: 10 Power: 22 Defense: 0 Health: 16/16 Gold: 58 Equipment: Steel fan (WP12) Sticky Gloves Inventory: Longsword (WP = 5) Scythe (WP = 3) Ice Bomb, Bedroll, Ether core YAY!!! , Nostrum Nagure(Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Barbarian. Level 5 Power: 13 Health: 12/12 Gold: 2 Equipment: (Axe(WP: 8)) Inventory: (Potion x5, Bottle of Mead x2, Remedy, Phoenix Essence x2, Smoke Bomb, Pickaxe) Sarge J. Mcency (Skyrimguy) 53 years old male human rogue Level 1 Power 4 Health 7 Gold 10 Equipment Knife (Wp 3) Inventory Potion, A vial of poison. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 8, 2012 Author Posted September 8, 2012 The dealer dishes out the cards. Sorrow: 2,6 Dealer: 3,? Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 9, 2012 Author Posted September 9, 2012 Sorrow: 2,6,6 Dealer: 3,? Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Sarge sighs at the others, they are entrapped in their card game. He looks around for that vendor that he was thinking of. Out of the many men, not one looks like a vendr, For that you need a long thick coat with baggy sleeves. On the other hand, Sarge was wearing a long heavy coat with baggy sleeves. As soon as he took a seat in the corner, half a dozen men approached him. The biggest said " Where is the goods? " Sarge sighed, AGAIN, He had been through this before, though last time, he had been asking for the goods. "Nagure, I have some very insolent humans that you can have. Think of them as a birthday present." Sarge reached under the table, and picked up an object. He then held it on his lap, and said "Here are the goods, And if by goods you mean CANNONBALL IN YOUR FACE!..." Sarge threw the chainshot at the biggest villian. "Then we are all happy." And so it begins. This'll get us some gold! Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 Sarge sighs at the others, they are entrapped in their card game. He looks around for that vendor that he was thinking of. Out of the many men, not one looks like a vendr, For that you need a long thick coat with baggy sleeves. On the other hand, Sarge was wearing a long heavy coat with baggy sleeves. As soon as he took a seat in the corner, half a dozen men approached him. The biggest said " Where is the goods? " Sarge sighed, AGAIN, He had been through this before, though last time, he had been asking for the goods. "Nagure, I have some very insolent humans that you can have. Think of them as a birthday present." Sarge reached under the table, and picked up an object. He then held it on his lap, and said "Here are the goods, And if by goods you mean CANNONBALL IN YOUR FACE!..." Sarge threw the chainshot at the biggest villian. "Then we are all happy." And so it begins. This'll get us some gold! I grab the chainshot as it flies through the air, and wrench it out of Mcency's hand. "What are you doing, you punk?" I hiss. We're here to Joust, not to terrorize the locals. Get that through your drug filled little head of yours." I turn back to the dealer. "Hit me." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Sarge chuckles " I do believe I'm to old to be a punk, ask any punk. Get that through your empty skull." Sarge turns back to the other men "So tell me, you got any insect venom?" 'At least one of us is concentrating at the task at hand' Sarge thinks Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 Sarge chuckles " I do believe I'm to old to be a punk, ask any punk. Get that through your empty skull." Sarge turns back to the other men "So tell me, you got any insect venom?" 'At least one of us is concentrating at the task at hand' Sarge thinks "Age is but a number, Mcency. An 18-year old can be a wiseman and a 473 year old can be a baby here in Heroica. You're currently leaning towards the baby side, if I do say so myself. Even if my skull was empty, it'd still be more full then yours, druggie." Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted September 9, 2012 Author Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) QM Note: Skyrimguy, I didn't say 6 guys approached you. Only the QM can do that. Please refrain from doing so in the future. But since I'm such a nice/mean QM, I'll go along with it. The men run out the door after getting hit in the face with cannon ammunition. A few minutes later, 3 town guards walk in. "Uh, this round is over." The dealer picks up the cards and turns over the table to shield himself from the inevitable conflict. "It's them! I recognize one of them from the attack on the tower! Get them!" PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Enemies: Elite Croise Level 10 Humanoid Health: 60/60 SP: 5 Special: Bar the way- The Croise uses his axe to hold the heroes at bay, causing the Slowed effect for the target the rest of the battle. Drops: 2 gold –“For dieu! For the Fantome Croise!” Dark Croise Level 7 Humanoid Health: 45/45 Special: Ruthless strike- The Croise performs a critical hit, causing 7 damage regardless of row or SP. Drops: 1 gold –“En guarde!” Charis Guard Level 3 Humanoid Health: 41/41 Special: Ruthless strike- The Guard performs a critical hit, causing 3 damage regardless of row or SP. Drops: 1 gold Party: Sorrow (Endgame) *Party Leader* 428 year old undead Rogue Level: 10 Power: 22 Defense: 0 Health: 16/16 Gold: 58 Equipment: Steel fan (WP12) Sticky Gloves Inventory: Longsword (WP = 5) Scythe (WP = 3) Ice Bomb, Bedroll, Ether core YAY!!! , Nostrum Nagure(Costy) 34 year old Male Yeti Barbarian. Level 5 Power: 13 Health: 12/12 Gold: 2 Equipment: (Axe(WP: 8)) Inventory: (Potion x5, Bottle of Mead x2, Remedy, Phoenix Essence x2, Smoke Bomb, Pickaxe) Sarge J. Mcency (Skyrimguy) 53 years old male human rogue Level 1 Power 4 Health 7 Gold 10 Equipment Knife (Wp 3) Inventory Potion, A vial of poison. Party leader, choose order. Everyone, choose actions or targets. Anyone not targeted will get a free hit. QM Note: I can't use my main computer right now, so that's why the photo was a bit rushed and not photoshopped. Everything should be fine today or tomorrow. Edited September 9, 2012 by Capt.JohnPaul Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "You absolute IDIOT! Mcency, learn to act like a functional sentinet being or get out! Elite Croise, front. Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) "So that explains how you act sorrow. It's not drugs, it's drink!" As the 3 men walk in Sarge tenses himself for battle, knowing what will happen from years of Bar fight experience and gives an angry stare at sorrow. When the shouting starts, Sarge shouts "Because A black cloak is the most inconspicuous thing for behind enemy lines is it?" Sarge pulls out the small dagger from his belt, and attempts to sneak up on the Dark croise. OOC: Sorry Cpt, I didn't really know that that was forbidden, And yes I have read the rules. Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "So that explains how you act sorrow. It's not drugs, it's drink!" Sarge pulls out a small dagger from his belt, and attempts to sneak up on the Dark croise "...Learn to make sense. I don't take either - they give me heart attacks and make me die. Again. While you were over there, terroziing locals, looking for drugs, and arousing suspicion. We were here for a civil purpose, you twit - you just blew it!" Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) "...Learn to make sense. I don't take either - they give me heart attacks and make me die. Again. While you were over there, terroziing locals, looking for drugs, and arousing suspicion. We were here for a civil purpose, you twit - you just blew it!" "Blew it?" Sarge bellows over the sounds of steel " I just saved us around 3 joust opponents and got us free armour. I 'Totally' Blew it. Besides, terrozing locals, looking for drugs, and arousing suspicion IS inconspicuous behavior. If you aren't doing that, the guards will think that something's wrong." Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "Blew it?" Sarge bellows over the sounds of steel " I just saved us around 3 joust opponents and got us free armour. I 'Totally' Blew it. Besides, terrozing locals, looking for drugs, and arousing suspicion IS inconspicuous behavior. If you aren't doing that, the guards will think that something's wrong." "Perhaps you do not remeber this is the "perfect city." These are just guards, not jousters by the looks of things. Their armor looks too malleable and unusuable, and they have next to no gold. What you were doing is the exact behavior you are executed for here. So, in other words, you just made us murderers and fugitives, and may have disqualified ourselves from the Joust." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "Perhaps you do not remeber this is the "perfect city." These are just guards, not jousters by the looks of things. Their armor looks too malleable and unusuable, and they have next to no gold. What you were doing is the exact behavior you are executed for here. So, in other words, you just made us murderers and fugitives, and may have disqualified ourselves from the Joust." "Oh hell. I blew it big time. You see, this was why I was demoted." On the other hand, if they are that bad, then this should be a pushover." Sarge pushes over a random table to complete the pun. Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "Oh hell. I blew it big time. You see, this was why I was demoted." On the other hand, if they are that bad, then this should be a pushover." Sarge pushes over a random table to complete the pun. "I was under the impression the army was supposed to teach you discipline and respect." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) "I was under the impression the army was supposed to teach you discipline and respect." Sarge laughs hysterically "No no no no! We were press ganged into joining and taught to kill the other guy before he killed you. They taught us to be sneaky, cunning, cut throat and overall to do anything to win! I was promoted for being good at killing people. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't think, I kill. That is how I got into Heroica. That and of course my contacts that I had gained over the years." Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 Sarge laughs hysterically "No no no no! We were press ganged into joining and taught to kill the other guy before he killed you. They taught us to be sneaky, cunning, cut throat and overall to do anything to win! I was promoted for being good at killing people. Nothing more, nothing less. I don't think, I kill. That is how I got into Heroica. That and of course my contacts that I had gained over the years." "The 'don't think' part seems to be a rather accurate desciptor of you. There is more to being a hero then drugs, beer, and killing." Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) "The 'don't think' part seems to be a rather accurate desciptor of you. There is more to being a hero then drugs, beer, and killing." "Well I don't claim to be no Hero. Heroes die young. I am 53 and getting older. Do I look like a Hero to you? Besides drugs haven't been invented yet or something like that. Why did I say that? I think It may have been that voice in the sky of which I have heard so much about. It's pronounced Description by the way." Edited September 9, 2012 by Skyrimguy Quote
Endgame Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 "Well I don't claim to be no Hero. Heroes die young. I am 53 and getting older. Do I look like a Hero to you? Besides drugs haven't been invented yet or something like that. Why did I say that? I think It may have been that voice in the sky of which I have heard so much about. It's pronounce Description by the way." "...Erm, yes they have. The only way you could've said that was if you were already under the influence of them. Hell, there was a dealer near the ahll a few months ago." Quote
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