Capt.JohnPaul Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 6:35 PM, Hinckley said: By my count, the day has lasted over 85 hours. Perhaps that jostling of the ship was us sinking into some weird wormhole? Could the Scum have a Dreaming God where they get to change a rule or something? Did they make the day last longer and the ship shaking was an indication that they did that? Isn't there a role that causes there to be no night phase? A Nexus? What's happening? Surely, Admiral Shirley knows how to tell time. Not that a magical tree stump should be speculating about such things or anything... Poop. Mushrooms, anyone? It's a super blackhole. Which distorts space time according to Albert Einstein. So in reality, it is 72 hours, but since we are getting closer to a gravitational field, time goes slower.
Hinckley Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 6:48 PM, Capt.JohnPaul said: It's a super blackhole. Which distorts space time according to Albert Einstein. So in reality, it is 72 hours, but since we are getting closer to a gravitational field, time goes slower. Thanks for that in-depth analysis. What would a magic stump do without your expert definition of a singularity?
Capt.JohnPaul Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 6:49 PM, Hinckley said: Thanks for that in-depth analysis. What would a magic stump do without your expert definition of a singularity? A navigator's gotta do what a navigator's gotta do. You are lucky. The average height of a tree is 60 feet. I'm guessing you are at most 2. That means you lost 96.6666667 % of your weight, so the black holes gravity will have a smaller effect than you. If we're proportional (since we're all plastic people with the same body) you will have longer to live AND you'll feel less pain.
Hinckley Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 6:59 PM, Capt.JohnPaul said: A navigator's gotta do what a navigator's gotta do. You are lucky. The average height of a tree is 60 feet. I'm guessing you are at most 2. That means you lost 96.6666667 % of your weight, so the black holes gravity will have a smaller effect than you. If we're proportional (since we're all plastic people with the same body) you will have longer to live AND you'll feel less pain. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Capt.JohnPaul Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 7:08 PM, Hinckley said: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Now now, I said you'd feel less pain, not NO pain. The gravity and pressure will CRUSH and SMASH our ship, exploding our oxygen and we'll be burnt to a crisp, and with no oxygen you can't say " Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Food for thought, if we are not on the side of a planet... doesn't that mean night time is daylight, or since we are not orbiting any planet, THERE IS NO NIGHT PHASE AT ALL? That means there is no day either! How are we playing a game... of life??
Hinckley Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 7:15 PM, Capt.JohnPaul said: Now now, I said you'd feel less pain, not NO pain. The gravity and pressure will CRUSH and SMASH our ship, exploding our oxygen and we'll be burnt to a crisp, and with no oxygen you can't say " Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Food for thought, if we are not on the side of a planet... doesn't that mean night time is daylight, or since we are not orbiting any planet, THERE IS NO NIGHT PHASE AT ALL? That means there is no day either! How are we playing a game... of life?? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Capt.JohnPaul Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 On 7/19/2012 at 7:17 PM, Hinckley said: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Actually, the tree stump in your sig name tag is hollow and wide, that means it has a very very low pitched voice. But "Wheee!" has a high pitched connotation. Some thing more "hard core" should do the trick.
Masked Builder Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 Daly I follow your logic, I will Vote: Julius Burbank 'MD' (Brickdoctor).
Hinckley Posted July 19, 2012 Posted July 19, 2012 The Admiral told me that the day will end when someone eats a magic mushroom!
Bob Posted July 19, 2012 Author Posted July 19, 2012 Vote Tally Lieutenant Wheeler / Inconspicuous: 1 (Fhomess ) Lieutenant Commander Burbank / Brickdoctor: 14 (Rufus, Capt.JohnPaul, Tamamono, darkdragon, Shadows, Dragonator, CallMePie, Scouty, Scubacarrot, KingOfTheZempk, Waterbrick Down, AwesomeStar, Fugazi, Masked Builder) Ensign York / Capt.JohnPaul: 2 (Brickdoctor, swils) The Excalibur pulled out of whatever wormhole it was in to expand the daytime. "Oh well, I put up a good defense but I'll go quietly." the aged doctor said. He was escorted out as the rest of the crew tried fighting with Lieutenant Hornby for a turn inside the stump. Night Actions!
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