Jakon Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 To kick off my trading company, I presen you with this liitle beauty, made of 100% Dwarven black steel. Dwarven Rocket Artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr the rockets themselves can go almost 500 feet, and the one with the black warhead will burn as bright as the sun, lighting up the battlefield. Th grey tipped ones however, explode on impact. Dwarven Rocket Artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr The sight apparatus, two wheels, one for yaw, and the other for pitch. The round pan in the front is the firing machanism, you put a torch in it, and run as fast as you can, you don't want to be anywhere withing 50 feet of this when it goes off, as the rockets produce rather extreme flames. Only availiabe from Frozen Peaks trading company 40 gold per unit Only avaliable for a limited time Get 'em while their hot! Quote
Kayne Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 I see that the Kaliphlin dwarves have gotten lazy and not provided us with the same technology their Avalonian cousins have created..... Quote
Ardelon Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Reminds me of joke about the German V-1 or V-2: Composed of 12% steel, 8% gunpowder and 80% propaganda! Quote
Jakon Posted March 14, 2012 Author Posted March 14, 2012 I see that the Kaliphlin dwarves have gotten lazy and not provided us with the same technology their Avalonian cousins have created..... You mean, Mitgardiancousins? Quote
Captain BeerBeard Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 You should show us how it works. I might buy one but I have to see it in action. Quote
Kayne Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 You mean, Mitgardiancousins? Yuuuup....you'd think that the yellow and green flags would clue me in. Or, the Mitgardian title in your signature. But no, I still can't cite it properly! Oh well, still great idea nonetheless! Quote
Jakon Posted March 14, 2012 Author Posted March 14, 2012 You should show us how it works. I might buy one but I have to see it in action. Ahh! a very wise descision my friend, well, on to the show! For the purpose of this being a demonstration, we will only fire one rocket, but believe me, one is plenty Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Soldier1: Sir, this is all we could find of any life in that orc village you just ordered us to fire on Soldier2: Ah, thats too much, order the engineers to put more gunpowder in it next time Quote
Maxim I Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Ahh! a very wise descision my friend, well, on to the show! For the purpose of this being a demonstration, we will only fire one rocket, but believe me, one is plenty (pictures) Dwarven rocket artillery by Jakon B.Rytight, on Flickr Soldier1: Sir, this is all we could find of any life in that orc village you just ordered us to fire on Soldier2: Ah, thats too much, order the engineers to put more gunpowder in it next time Wow, indeed very advanced technology!! Can u also use it as firework? Quote
Jakon Posted March 17, 2012 Author Posted March 17, 2012 Yes, the unit may be used to launch fireworks, but do not use the standard rockets for this purpose, they will launch so far into the sky you cannot see the explosion, so you must use shorter rockets. Quote
Maxim I Posted March 17, 2012 Posted March 17, 2012 Yes, the unit may be used to launch fireworks, but do not use the standard rockets for this purpose, they will launch so far into the sky you cannot see the explosion, so you must use shorter rockets. Very interesting Quote
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