Athos Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 "You no like-a my-a chicken-a soup-a?" shouted Figaro, the stereotypical Italian chef. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 1, 2006 Author Posted November 1, 2006 Then a bowl of Figaro's Fantastic Chicken-A-Soup-A went flying through the air 8- Quote
Athos Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 "Ay!" cried the bikerider. "This chicken soup isn't 'alf bad!" Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 2, 2006 Author Posted November 2, 2006 But he then began scratching intensely... Almost as if he had an infestation of the... Quote
Scouty Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 the dancing bug... (The Polster!?!?! Why'd you change your name??) Quote
Kahgarak Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 ...Which had laid eggs in an underground cavern.The bug... - Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 2, 2006 Author Posted November 2, 2006 (The Polster!?!?! Why'd you change your name??) I didn't. One of the mods must have. I have a message in to Jipay??? Quote
Hobbes Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 "Mystery" solved, back to the story game :-) Quote
Kahgarak Posted November 2, 2006 Posted November 2, 2006 ...was also obsessive of green blood.It... - Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 3, 2006 Author Posted November 3, 2006 had watched one too many reruns of the old Star Trek series and was always fascinated with the thought of Spock the Vulcan having green blood. *alien* Quote
Athos Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 Suddenly, as if summoned by the reference to Star Trek and for no other reason, the Salt Vampire (who, incidentally, was allergic to Spock's blood), from episode 1, "The Man Trap," appeared. "Somebody say Star Trek?" he said, while... Quote
Kahgarak Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 ...the bug was staring in amazement at the Salt Vampire, who... - Quote
Scouty Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 was sitting on the bug, drinking it's odlly colored rainbow blood. Quote
Athos Posted November 3, 2006 Posted November 3, 2006 oblivious to the toxic effect, the green blood would have on its alien digestive system. Suddenly the vampire realized its lapse in judgment and keeled over dead, after having advanced the story not at all. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 4, 2006 Author Posted November 4, 2006 Fortunately for the Salt Vampire; however, (and the reference to Star Trek?), the Genesis project (hidden deep within the cavern) attributed to reviving the Salt Vampire during the search for Spock. The rather jittery dancing bug began dancing wildly as if summoned by the future hope of a Wham reunion. Quote
Athos Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 "Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm... no wait, strike that... Khhhhhaaaaaannnnnn!" screamed the bug for no apparent reason. Suddenly, however, the reason became apparent... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 4, 2006 Author Posted November 4, 2006 It was none other than Wham pop-star sensasion, George Michael, wearing a Ricardo Montalban mask and dark glasses. ("Wake me Up Before You Go-Go" plays in background). Quote
Athos Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 George Michael/Khan dramatically whipped the dark glasses from his face, and said: Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 4, 2006 Author Posted November 4, 2006 "Velcome to Fantasy Island". (I just had to X-D ). Quote
Kahgarak Posted November 4, 2006 Posted November 4, 2006 And then the bug died of happiness.However,coming out of his chest was a Xenomorph Chestburster,that... - Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 5, 2006 Author Posted November 5, 2006 resembled the spawn of an Alien parasite. The alien climbed out of the bug's carcass only to see its home world nemesis, the Salt Vampire. Quote
Athos Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 The alien parasite feinted, then fainted... Quote
Kahgarak Posted November 5, 2006 Posted November 5, 2006 resembled the spawn of an Alien parasite. It doesn't resemble it,it actually is the parasite. :-P ---- ...and then the Salt Vampyre... - Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 5, 2006 Author Posted November 5, 2006 Took his mask off, and it was none other than a Metric Millenium Exo-Crushing "Flash Gordon" Micronautic Millitant Deep Space Warrior Phantom who proceeded to pull out his Zinno Morphic Particle Eliminator and began shooting wildly at all the creatures that were still alive. In the end, no one was standing, not even the Salt Vampire (aka Space Warrior) who died from the nuclear ionic particle blast that destroyed the others. Quote
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