Zane Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Its son survived, and decided to avenge his dads death. Quote
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 (Awww Zane beat me to it) Anyhoo, The son decided to avenge his dad by eating all the villager's carrots, however all the carrots were dieseased which is why nobody ate them and the bunny did. Thus the end of the bunny family. Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Meanwhile,deep in a mysterious cave,some dude called... Quote
Zane Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Dr. Frankenstein found the remains of a mutant bunny. He took them into his lab and, welding the remains to that of another mutant, brought life to a 6 foot tall monster. The monster smashed thorough the lab walls and ran into the hills. Then one day, it found a village, and Quote
Norrington Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 performed a magic show for the chilren but a trick went horribly wrong.. (mr.oo7, good monty python and the holy grail refrence. funny movie lol.) Quote
Zane Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 He meant to pull a rabbit out of a hat, but instead he pulled out a human. A psychopathic human. Quote
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 The psychopathic human attacked the kids and... Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 ...they pulled out their water balloons and threw them to the guy.He... - Quote
Zane Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 melted. In his place laid a large golden key. One of the children took it without being noticed. Four years later, at the age of 15, the boy found the key in his drawer. He held it, and as he did so, words appeared on the handle. 'Brefella Mansion'. The boy eventually found the mansion, and the key fitted the lock. He entered.... Quote
Norrington Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 suddenly a man in no pants jumped out of the rafters, dancing, the boy then took out his pepper spray and sprayed the man's.... Quote
Scouty Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 eye's and he scremed in pain and ran out the window of the house which was on a really high cliff and had no chance of survival. So, the kid... Quote
oo7 Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 set off to explore the house. But suddenly two men entered, the old deaf and dumb Spaniard that had been about town once or twice lately and t'other, no one had ever seen before. "T'other" was a ragged, unkempt creature, with nothing very pleasant in his face. The Spaniard was wrapped in a serape; he had bushy white whiskers; long white hair flowed from under his sombrero, and he wore green goggles. When they came in, "t'other" was talking in a low voice; they sat down on the ground, facing the door, with their backs to the wall, and the speaker continued his remarks. His manner became less guarded and his words more distinct as he proceeded: "No," said he, "I've thought it all over, and I don't like it. It's dangerous." "Dangerous!" grunted the "deaf and dumb" Spaniard -- to the vast surprise of the boy. "Milksop!" Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 So the boy pulled out his pepperspray.However,the deaf and dumb Spaniard... - Quote
Lost Viking Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 was not effected because he happened to be secretly blind aswell. Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 And then Kahgarak said to Lost Viking: Even if you cannot see,you can still feel whatever happens to your eyes.And so, the Spaniard was effected by the pepperspray.Then,he... - Quote
Scouty Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 screamed in pain and took the pepper spray out of the kid's hand somehow and... Quote
Lost Viking Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 tried to spray the kid, but he was holding it the wrong way and he sprayed what felt like the burning inferno of hell again in the face, the spaniard yelled "Ay yi yi!". Then suddenly there was a scream from the top floor... 8- Quote
Athos Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 No one, however, heard it on account of the pepper-spray induced screaming fits echoing from the lower floors... Quote
Scouty Posted October 30, 2006 Posted October 30, 2006 Suddenly the house imploded for being so old and the excessive screams it has just endured. Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 However,one person managed to get out of the house in time.It was... - Quote
Athos Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 Jane, but she did not get far. As she stumbled from the wreckage of the house, she was struck by a car, driven by... Quote
Athos Posted October 31, 2006 Posted October 31, 2006 jumped from the car and shouted: "Bet you didn't know ghosts could drive!" He then proceeded to... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted November 1, 2006 Author Posted November 1, 2006 Throw scoops of clam chowder out of the window at the street merchants. A glob of crabby-shell infested chowder landed on the face of a rather distraught bike rider. The man made a terrible grin and moaned, "... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 "At least it isn't chicken noodle soup!" Quote
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