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The Uplink,that Ryo wrecked so that he could be alone with his beloved Cyclone Defender.However, old Bob was suddenly attacked by a Devastator whose code was... -

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The dark and mysterious Sea Hag came wandering into his Crab Shack looking for a warm bowl of chowder.

(NOTE: please, no more Sci-Fi. This is a mystery/horror tale, not the Matrix. This is supposed to be a spooky Halloween story).

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eyeballs." The Sea Hag took the chowder away, and Bob sat, terrified. Then he realized that the Sea Hag had taken away part of his soul in the chowder. Old Bob ran after the Sea Hag for days, until they met on the shore of an island, where

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"and he got chopped up by one of his cooks and eaten in a big bowl of chowder", Johnson added. "What a frightening story", Jane responded, "Mary was quite fond of Bob's Crab Shack". "You don't say"? Johnson commented.

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The zombie ran after Phil and Jill, two of the towns representatives. They reached a series of fences, and Jill stopped. "What, never taken a shortcut before?" Phil laughed, and dived over a fence.

(I had to...it was telling me to....)

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The a big, hideous, smelling, bad looking, disgusting, meat eating, Zombie Bunny grabbed a struggling Jill off the fence and...

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(Lol, you really did ImperialScout? I just thought it would be a funny little addition to the story)

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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.

"Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!"

"Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one."

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"

"Skip a bit, Brother."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

"Amen."

"Right! One!... Two!... Five!"

"Three, sir!"

"Three!"

*angels sing*

*boom*

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