Sir Dillon Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 [edit] it seems Brickster and I replied at the same time. I think his is a better post, so I'm 'deleting' mine. ;-) Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 "I LUV BOB'S CRAB SHACK *wub* " bib that she always wore at dinner time. Unfortunately; however, Carl had fallen to the ground and with an unremorseful grin, Mary knodded at Johnson and said... Quote
Sir Dillon Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 "I told him not to eat those biscuits when they were still so hot..." Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 But lucky for Mary, the effects of the poison in Johnson's biscuits were only temporary; but not before a rather disgruntled Stanley helped Johnson and Jealous Jane drag her back to the copy machine room where they proceeded to... (thanks Sir Dillon. I was waiting to see what the next response was to determine which one of us should edit). Quote
Athos Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Drop their pants and photocopy their butts in age old office tradition. Stanley had just placed a cheek on the glass of the machine when suddenly, out of nowhere... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 27, 2006 Author Posted October 27, 2006 A biscuit came flying through the air hitting Jane right on her left cheek! Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 The person that threw the biscuit was none other than Mr. Cloudius,the Evil Man!He said: Jane,i have come to kill your... - Quote
Athos Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 "Kill my what?" interrupted Jane. "Just what are you going to kill, Mr. Cloudius, the Evil Man? You're all talk! Talk, talk, talk!" Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 ...Kill your pig- Cloudius said. MARSHMELLOW! - Jane replied. Quote
Zane Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Both began to walk away, when suddenly both were caught by two bear traps. Cloudius struggled, and his foot was torn off. He pulled himself towards Jane, blood pouring from his fangs, and Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 He gave her a marshmellow.With fangs.And it bit her.And then she became... - Quote
Sir Dillon Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Very angry. "You jerk!" she yelled. "Now I'm going to have to..." Quote
Zane Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 "Stick my head in a microwave to heal the cut!!" And so she did. And she got burned. And died. That night, Cloudius saw her ghost at the end of his bed. Quote
Kahgarak Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 She said: Beware,for this night you shall be visited by three Mechs-a Fire Vulture,a Sentry and a Striking Venom,each piloted by... Quote
oo7 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Ha ha, I got you there didn't I? Three overly futuristic, childish, giant robots will definitely not spontaneously warp to the present and innocently walk down the street without any interference to invade your privacy while you Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 Author Posted October 28, 2006 Copy... Copy... Copy... Mary awoke from the effects of the poisoned biscuit, finding herself slumped over the copy machine. "What a strange dream I had", Mary stated; surprised to find Jane, Stanley, and Johnson holding her *wacko* . Quote
Lost Viking Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Although they didn't seem to notice her remark because Jane, Stanley, and Johnson were... P.S.- I Don't know if The Brickster minds, but it would be nice if we don't get too random and off of the "horror story" theme. Brickster, is this alright with you? Thanks ;-) Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 Author Posted October 28, 2006 too busy laughing X-D at the images that were coming off the copy machine. "Check this one out", Johnson remarked as Jane pointed at the image with the tatoo of a... I've loved the story up until the last few posts that got a little silly in plot (but it can go anywhere). That's the nature of this kind of thing, but the theme is a Dark and Stormy Night (spooky, mysterious, and frightening). The humor makes it original though, and I enjoy the humor and wit. Quote
Lost Viking Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 skull and cross bones, "yes" Johnson said, "back in the day, I used to be... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 Author Posted October 28, 2006 quite the pirate! So much so, that they called me Phes. It reminds me of a frightening old sea tale that I use to hear in "Bob's Crab Shack *wub* ", an old tavern by the sea. The story was about a... Quote
Scouty Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 a man name Bob who had crabs in a shack and... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 Author Posted October 28, 2006 used a very special ingredient in his clam chowder. Quote
Scouty Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 Though, he forgot he was alergic to the special ingrediant called... Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 28, 2006 Author Posted October 28, 2006 Soylent crab claws. But old Bob's soup wasn't the only thing with the crabs. Quote
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