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Here are two adorable little robots that may or may not have murderous intentions.

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KB-102 "Little Devil"

The newest in a series of compact and portable kill-bots, the KB-102 is affectionately known as "Little Devil" due to its standard dark red color scheme. It has four barrels on each arm capable of firing a wide assortment of cartridge-based ammunition. It's perfect for patrolling hallways to keep enemy soldiers at bay.

Once its ammo has run out, the Little Devil can be programmed to lurch towards the enemy and self-destruct as an effective anti-personnel explosive.

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SB-404 Serve-Bot

We here at Nightmare Industries don't just make robots that kill things, we also like to make to make robots that serve us unquestioningly.

Forever.

Enter the SB-404, our first foray into helper-bots to make every day in your miserable lives slightly less miserable.

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A sleek and slender design, this is an attractive and unobtrusive model for your home or office. It uses whisper-quiet anti-grav for propulsion so there is no noisy engine rumbling in your environment.

Our designers saw fit to "enhance" this model with an ample busom, but non-metal-boobs versions are also available. With your purchase of an SB-404 you also receive a free hat for your new robot to wear proudly.

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There is a vast number of hand-attachments that can be used with this model (sold separately), all completely interchangeable! A pair of standard graspers are included by default.

Of course, should you ever decide you need your SB-404 to not just clean your house, but also "clean house", we have an attachment for that too!

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(Manufacturer's Note: Some customers have reported dismemberment, death, and other fatal errors in this model's performance when combined with certain attachments. ALWAYS remember to power-down your SB-404 before attaching the egg-beater!)

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Nawww.

Did you make these in LDD? If so, I'm surprised it allowed the two binoculars to sit next to each other! (Hacker :devil:)

I love the sleekness of your helpful clean hous- I mean, house cleaning- robot. It reminds me of Eve from Wall-e. I have fun zipping models like that around the place :blush:

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And if the self destruct of the little devil fails, it can always use it's little hammer to beat the enemy to death or stab them with the screwdriver. It looks cute enough to do that.

I don't trust that serve-bot though. That one looks like it has a plan to take over the household.

Especially if you make it wear that hat. I'm warning you, it will have it's revenge, either here or in silicon heaven.

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People, people! I assure you, our helper-bots aren't homicidal in any way and won't try to usurp your position as head of your household by jamming a screwdriver into your brain!

To help soothe the nerves, all our newer models will now come with the option of painting a smiley face on their "faces" :)

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