Jedi master Brick Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Well, MR. scarcrow, you look busy today, want a new hat. If you find spikes on the inside of the hat that is because I am crazy (and a muderer )
The Penguin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Do you accept jewellry? Let me have a look. Hm, that one is imperfect. But it'll do. Those snobs won't evn notice! Waugh-waugh! Good day, ladies and gentlemen! )
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 I wouldn't drink that martini is I were you, one can never tell what manner of poison could be infecting it. But by all means, go ahead, or has your fear got the better of you?
Brickdoctor Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Why don't you show your face Mask? Are you too afraid? Enough of the taunts! This is a contact sport! I will have my enemies dead! We'll see who's afraid! And by 'afraid', I mean afraid of being dead afraid!
Jedi master Brick Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 I think Batman is the one who wants us gone. I have no choice but to Vote: Batman (Bruce wayne)
CMP Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Let me have a look. Hm, that one is imperfect. Impurrfect? The Gotham Gemstone Closet will be hearing about this. ...On second thought, maybe that's not the best idea. I should just stick to the rich widowers, they know fine jewelry. Edited November 4, 2011 by CallMePieOrDie
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 *Leans forward, and when noone is looking, slips a few drops of Scarecrow poison in Cat's martini. Then Crane retreats to the shadows.*
The Penguin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Impurrfect? The Gotham Gemstone Closet will be hearing about this. ...On second thought, maybe that's not the best idea. I should just stick to the rich widowers, they know fine jewelry. Is that so? You know, I have a special relations with Batman. He will be most distressed to know you're looking in that way. He may however stroke you. With a batarang. The town will get another siamese cat! Good day, ladies and gentlemen! )
sok117 Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) What's up Edward, why are you so shivery? You look scared. Come over here and I'll help you steel yourself, maybe you ought to have some medicine. I don't know what you mean by shivery, I'm not scared of insubordinates such as yourself. Riddle me this scarecrow, What does fear do to someone who isn't scarred of anything? It makes them laugh. Hehehehe. You two-bit villains are so predictable. Oh, look at me, I can put emphasis on all my words, it's no wonder Batman manages to stop me every time if I'm yelling out my diabolical plans this way. Hee hee. Can you answer my riddle feline? When is a Cat a lot like a Bat? when she decides to fight crime with her "boyfriend". Thats right Kitty Cat! I know all about your little fling with the Batman! He won't protect you now. Edited November 4, 2011 by sok117
Brickdoctor Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 I think Batman is the one who wants us gone. I have no choice but to Vote: Batman (Bruce wayne) It doesn't matter to me. I just hope Batman is planning to wipe all you little smears off the face of the planet.
The Penguin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Hm, we still are missing several guests! Calendar Man, Clayface, Deadshot, Man-Bat! And Simon The Pieman, of course! Anyone seen those? Extra martini and ice-cream on the house to everyone should they show up! Waugh-waugh! Good day, ladies and gentlemen! )
CMP Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Is that so? You know, I have a special relations with Batman. He will be most distressed to know you're looking in that way. He may however stroke you. With a batarang. The town will get another siamese cat! No thanks, I have my own special relations with the Bat to prevent just that. Can you answer my riddle feline? When is a Cat a lot like a Bat? when she decides to fight crime with her "boyfriend". Thats right Kitty Cat! I know all about your little fling with the Batman! He won't protect you now. Answer my riddle. Which hurts more? Empty riddles and a walking staff? Or a leather whip and a kick in the - head?
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Drink up, Miss Kyle, I can see that you trembling at the thought of what could be in that drink.
sok117 Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Answer my riddle. Which hurts more? Empty riddles and a walking staff? Or a leather whip and a kick in the - head? Neither! What will hurt the most is your ego when you realize that you have lost before we even began!
CMP Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Drink up, Miss Kyle, I can see that you trembling at the thought of what could be in that drink. Exactly what I'm talking about! If you hadn't told me, maybe it would have worked. Neither! What will hurt the most is your ego when you realize that you have lost before we even began! Right. You can explain how while I nap. Oh, and Mr. Crane has a drink for you. Enjoy.
Alopex Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Joker, keep that crazy witch at bay! And don't you dare call my Lounge a crazy place, my little dove. You risk to follow a dodo, should you insist. I'm not a witch!!! Or maybe I am... Am I a witch, Mr J? You are wise and beutiful and funny, you must know!!! I love it when he keeps me at bay!!!! He's so naughty, my Pudin' is!!! (Is this amount of emoticons OK?) Edited November 4, 2011 by Alopex
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Exactly what I'm talking about! If you hadn't told me, maybe it would have worked. Right. You can explain how while I nap. Oh, and Mr. Crane has a drink for you. Enjoy. Damn! But Miss Kyle is right, why don't you try this Edward? Oh and greetings Miss Quinn, why all the frenzied feelings? Come closer, that's it, I see you are franticly trying to state your feelings for said Joker. Why? I can sense fear, fear of what he really feels. Try this medicine, it will help you cool down, after all, he doesn't really love you.
The Penguin Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) No thanks, I have my own special relations with the Bat to prevent just that. How about getting in a cosy nest with a bird, such as myself? It's not only my nose, brains and ego that are big..... I'm not a witch!!! Or maybe I am... Am I a witch, Mr J? You are wise and beutiful and funny, you must know!!! I love it when he keeps me at bay!!!! He's so naughty, my Pudin' is!!! (Is this amount of emoticons OK?) Joker, I'll go get you some absent and vodka. Shall I bring your revolver too? (That will do. ) Good day, ladies and gentlemen! ) Edited November 4, 2011 by The Penguin
sok117 Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Damn! But Miss Kyle is right, why don't you try this Edward? Do you take me for some sort of retarded monkey? Actuall forget that, not even a retarded monkey would be stupid enough to fall for one of your tricks. Tell me Dr. Crane, did the person who gave you your Phd even pass grade 3? Edited November 4, 2011 by sok117
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 My Phd is in psychology thank you very much! I notice that the 'amazing and clever Riddler' doesn't have one, I bet you got a C in your exams! Let's see how clever you are now Edward! *Sprays wrist mounted fear gas as The Riddler*
Peanuts Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 My Phd is in psychology thank you very much! Oh really, mine too. Finally someone who might actually be a tiny bit versed in psychology!...Oh, wait a second, an imposter! There seems to be someone imitating me. He tries to act like me, but his poor attempts are fizzling. I'm not sure if it would be right to use my toxin on him. He isn't really a part of my experiment, so I wouldn't alter any results. But on the other hand, what would be the use? Penguin said he'd kill every imposter, and I suppose he'll do so. He's got a reputation to lose, after all. And I don't think he'll tolerate me scaring paying customers. And what's the joy of anaylzing such a pathetic mind anyway? He'll be even more boring than those other psychopaths. I'll just let him have a nice time playing me, before he dies.
Peanuts Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Imposter? I was here before you... Because I had to prepare my toxin, finish a test I was currently running, grind my scythe and formulate some preliminary remarks for my experiment. Only an imposter such as you would have enough time to hang around here. ()
Scorpiox Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 I'm here because I formulated my toxin years ago. Only an imposter would arrive with an unfinished poison!
Peanuts Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) I'm here because I formulated my toxin years ago. Only an imposter would arrive with an unfinished poison! No serious scientist would refrain from improving his product for years. Right now you don't prove anything but your own dilettantism. And I didn't arrive with an unfinished poison, I came late because I finished it. And of course I don't store large amounts of a highly dangerous toxin for an indefinite time, I just have my contingency supply, but I'm always ready to produce more, if needed. Edited November 4, 2011 by Peanuts
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