Larrynautik Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 I think the minifigs population is increasing at a faster rate than human does, so minifigs will soon be more than us. For the moment, they look indifferent to us, wisely staying on their boxes on shops, getting displayed at homes, and hiding themselves under a sofa or an unsuspected corner of the house. But soon... Soon they will understand the number they are and there will be an ocean of minifigs submerging human cities, taking miles of territories to them. Their first target will be the Lego production sites on Denmark. Once it will be done, they will produce there far more minifigs than anyone can imagine. Then they will invade the rest of the world. Our only chance to survive will be escaping to Mars or somewhere minifigs can't go... for the moment. Nobody really wonders where all the existing minifigs actually are. It is a question to ask. If all the Lego fans own something like 100 millions of them, where are the 4 billions missing ? In the nature ? Some are in children's hands, of course. But are they all ? I believe it is not the case. I think they simply disappear from our sight and form a vast army somewhere where there are no humans : in the deserts of ice (minifigs fear heat). The only possible conclusion is that minifigs are regrouping in Antarctic continent, preparing their surprise attack. From there, by sea (they float), minifigs will be able to reach any strategic location without being detected by our military forces. It is what they will do when they will decide to, maybe tomorrow morning. You will swith on the TV and hear "It's incredible ! A massive apparition of plastic men has invaded severals cities all over the world ! They get angry faces and actually walk all over the San Francisco Golden gate in direction of the city ! Most of the citizen ran away to the mountains while patriots are ready to fight using flamethrowers, the only thing that seems to slow down the plastic men progression ! Oh ! I'm told that the same thing is happening in Houston, Miami, San Diego and Seattle ! The president will talk in ten minutes about this incredible situation ! Oh ! Another strange new ! A Megablocks factory located in Canada is currently in flames !" Quote
Hrw-Amen Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 Surely TLC know how many Mini-figs have been made, they must have records of what they produce on a daily or even yearly basis for each type? Quote
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