Top Ten Floyd Landis Excuses

[DoubleT]

Top Ten Floyd Landis Excuses

(For those who dont know, Landis is the guy who got busted for doping after Tour De France. And this is from David Letterman known from tv)

10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy"

9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor

8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow"

7. "Uh...global warming?"

6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?"

5. "French bastards must have dosed my quiche"

4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline"

3. "Hulk no need excuse"

2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser"

1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis"

[Sir Dillon]

Lol. I like number three the most. :-P

[xwingyoda]

Loool TT :-D

5. "French bastards must have dosed my quiche"

How dare you you hamburger, coke (play on words intended >:-) ) and ketchup maniac >:-(

2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser"

No worries you ARE both >:-)

*yoda*

[snefroe]

hm... i think he first said he had a scotch the day before...

[prateek]

i like #9 :-D