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Sammla: Primeminister, I purchased a true collector's item during the last auction in the Royal Hall!

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Navy: I hope that it´s worth it, I´ve got an urgent appointment. A continent doesn´t dematerialize itself, as you know.

Sammla: We are already there.

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Sammla: Be astonished and staggered!

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Navy: I hope for you, that you didn´t lead me this far away just to re-enact a decade-old gag from Futurama.

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Sammla: Of course not, the carton holds giant eggs but from the chocolate firm Milka.

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Sammla: The eggs are human-size repilca of their Löffeleier.

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Sammla: It features delicious creme, covered in chocolate formed like a regular easter-egg.

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Navy: But it has to be much fat in such an egg, doesn´t it?

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Sammla: 12,58 gram per egg. Not much more than their other products.

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Navy: But it probably requests a massive effort to loose all of this again.

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Sammla: Don´t be so critical. It´s with only 193,8 calories just 13,6 calories more than a normal egg.

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Navy: But I am not getting a clue for the location of the point where you can open this delicacy.

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Navy: It is huuuuuuge.

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Sammla: Normally the spoon will be inserted above at the cap, so that the cap can lapse and you´ve got access to the creme.

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Sammla: Can you feel it Mr. Fenson?

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Navy: Oh yeeeaaah.

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Sammla: Then give it a go.

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Navy: A huuuuuge dessert asks for huuuuuuge cutlery!

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*poke*

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Navy: The soft consistency, one gets the feeling it condensates just by pure look. A sugary aftertaste after the first bite together with a reminder to a real glass of milk. Mmmh...

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Navy: I´VE MADE MY DECISION!

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Navy: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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Sammla: How is he able to eat all of this? I ordered to pump some potassium cyanide in there!

Edited by Navy Trooper Fenson

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