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Oky & Jammie's Whack-Off Thread.

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  1. 1. Who are you rooting for?


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JimBee

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SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Come one, come all to the event of the Year. Oky Wan Kenobi Vs. JammieDodger! Don't miss it!

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Only on Pay Per View!

Great fun here, I got a laugh or two. Keep 'em coming, guys. default_thumbup.gif

-JD-

-JD-

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I hate school. :sadnew:

Anyway, this entry is based off of when Oky told me he lost a couple of promotional LEGO items. He blamed the cleaning ladies, then I joked around by asking him whether his pets took them. :tongue: The he replied as so (last bit in quotes):

Have you examined your cats incase they ate them, or the frogs if they took them into their tank?

Well, I know my frogs didn't take them, but I'm not so sure about my cats. After all, they stole the frog food off of my desk recently. Luckily my sister has a Beta fish whose food is very similar to the frog food, so my froggies didn't have to starve.

That's a lucky coincidence, but couldn't you have just bought some more food? :tongue:

Uhm, no. This is America. We don't "just go buy" something. Everything gets ordered online. :tongue:

The TRU Postman was tired. Tired of the guy. Tired of the guy who kept ordering stuff from the store nextdoor, where the Postman worked. This was the last straw.

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Apologies for the crappy editing. Paint sucks! :tongue:

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-JD-

-JD-

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:tongue: Nice Jamie. I assume those buildings are only one brick thick?

Yep. As Oky said to me, they don't have to be too detailed. :classic:

Nice comeback JD! default_laugh_new.gif Lucky American patrons, poor American delivery men.. default_tong.gif

Totally. :grin:

I'm surprised Oky is even standing at the door, and not in the lounge watching The Last Airbender. :tongue:

Can't wait to see what Oky does now!

EDIT: Stupid typos. :angry:

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Oky

Oky

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SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!! Come one, come all to the event of the Year. Oky Wan Kenobi Vs. JammieDodger! Don't miss it!

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The TRU Postman was tired. Tired of the guy. Tired of the guy who kept ordering stuff from the store nextdoor, where the Postman worked. This was the last straw.

Hehe, nice one again. But you're right, I would totally be sitting inside watching Airbender. :tongue: The cartoon, that is, not the movie. :sick:

Can't wait to see what Oky does now!

Better not keep you waiting then! :grin:

I can't find a quote right now, but Jammie once told me that the lifeguard is one of his favorite Series 2 figs because of her sexiness, so I made vig showcasing Jammie's favorite past time: Pretending to drown at the beach to get the attention of the lifeguard! :tongue:

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Oky

Oky

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Exactly what I was thinking. :grin: I should have included a thought-bubble that says "Insert favorite Quagmire quote here". :tongue:

prateek

prateek

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Exactly what I was thinking. :grin: I should have included a thought-bubble that says "Insert favorite Quagmire quote here". :tongue:

"Giggidy." :laugh:

I'm pretty sure JD doesn't have washboard abs like that though :tongue:

Big Cam

Big Cam

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Oh my God, subscribed. This is too funny. I hate to take sides but Jammie is winning with his skier/okys house in the alps picture, that made me laugh so hard.

Oky

Oky

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"Giggidy." :laugh:

I'm pretty sure JD doesn't have washboard abs like that though :tongue:

My personal favorite: "Dear diary - Jackpot!" :laugh:

And yeah, I was hesitant using that torso since it's actually a compliment, but unfortunately the Sumo torso isn't out yet, so I had to do with this one. :tongue:

Oh my God, subscribed. This is too funny. I hate to take sides but Jammie is winning with his skier/okys house in the alps picture, that made me laugh so hard.

Thanks! Good thing we have the "Watch this Topic" option now. But don't you mean I'm winning? That pic was made by me after all. :wink:

Big Cam

Big Cam

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Thanks! Good thing we have the "Watch this Topic" option now. But don't you mean I'm winning? That pic was made by me after all. :wink:

Er, um. Lol, that confused me. I thought Jammie did it. I think I need to pay closed attention.

-JD-

-JD-

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How can you say I don't have muscle? :tongue: Wait and see my friends, wait and see...

I think I have given Oky too much ammunition over the past few years. :tongue:

-JD-

-JD-

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After 'speed'-walking for the past few months, Oky discovered his weight had stopped decreasing. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't lose it! So Oky decided to get a trainer...

"Keep up, boy! We ain't even a half way yet!"

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Oky

Oky

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Indeed. It's sad though because it's true. My trainer is my 50-year old mom, and I don't have the time lately to go power walking regularly anymore, so I don't lose weight since I'm always out of shape. Oh well, it's gotta go down again eventually. :tongue:

Anyhoo, here is my next entry. It's not really based off of anything, just something I've been wanting to do.

Clash of the CubeDudes!

Because Oky thought that JD was such a block-head, he decided to make his body reflect his mentality. He got out his Star Command prototype cubification ray, sneaked up behind JD, and fired. Jammie instantly turned into a CubeDude.

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What Oky didn't realize was that this would make JD bigger than him. Enraged by the disfigurement of his body, giant, blocky Jammiedodger chased after Oky, seeking revenge! Oky had created a monster!

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Oky figured that the only way to defeat Jammie was to become a CubeDude himself. And so, he aimed the ray gun at himself and pulled the trigger.

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What followed was a battle of the ages! Cuby Wan KeDudei versus JammieDudeger!

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Hope you liked it. :laugh: By the way, I added a poll so that you can vote for your favorite, so get voting! :sweet:

XimenaPaulina

XimenaPaulina

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Oh my, whack-off thread aside, these Cube Dudes represent both of you guys perfectly! Great jon on these Oky! default_thumbup.gif Though Cuby Wan KeDudei is taller than JammieDudeger, unfair advantage huh? default_tong.gif Or it that the real relative heights in real life? default_laugh2.gif

EDIT: Just for the fun of it, I voted for JD to tie things up.

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