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Woman in Grey - Can I help you madam?

Wonam in red - Yes, I was wondering how the hell you get out of here? - where's the 'down' esculator?????

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I Know i did one already, but.....

Lady in red: Excuse me, i think the escalator is broken.....

Lady in Grey: Oh i don't work here, I'm shoplifting , but i would guess that to make a working Escalator, you will need a

Tank, a Motor, Some super glue and a hairdryer, plus, it will probably take up 10 times the space, Now, Give me all your money, I'm mugging you!

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