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Who's this 2-face you keep referencing?

Just go with, Okay?! :tongue::wacko:

I think it's janus the greek two headed god of descicions and choices.

Alright, yes! It's him then!

Posted
Who's this 2-face you keep referencing?

I believe that he is a comic book character. My son reads these comics. I think he is a criminal who is consatntly captured but a......um.....a sort of, bat man.

I believe they have only just been realesed, quite a hit among the younger folks around here.

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I think it's a cooks' in-joke. Like when people say 'sling hash'. I highly doubt that they are actually throwing cannabis at eachother, as that is both projectile assault and possession/aerial transference of cannabis products, both of which are illegal within the town of Stapleton.

But comedy aside, [though I did minor in physical comedy at the University of Stapleton, back in my Alpha Epsilon Circa days] we need to reach some sort of a conclusion as to a vote today.

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Thank you Mr. Mayor. At least one person believes me.

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Or does he, he might be completely innocent and not in cahoots with your 9 year old mafia schemes. :wink:

Sure, why not? :sweet: In these bleak times, we need all the friends we can.

Great, thanks! It's also nice to have someone that you can talk to.

I'd like our Chef Lois to explain what she means by "Find a conclusion". We have no evidence against anyone, we can't condemn....yet.

I don't recall saying that; mind helping me out? I'd love to answer your question Mr. Mayor. :classic:

I was just mereily stating a fact. I hate condemning wrong people. I get so much guilt and then...*shudders*

Tell me, Susan, it sounds like you have condemned someone to death before now... why is that? Mind explaining?

I think it's a cooks' in-joke. Like when people say 'sling hash'. I highly doubt that they are actually throwing cannabis at eachother, as that is both projectile assault and possession/aerial transference of cannabis products, both of which are illegal within the town of Stapleton.

Okay, Sir States-The-Law-a-Lot, we get it. You know things. You're smart. But please, you're confusing a lot of us... :wacko:

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As it was almost lunchtime, the townsfolk headed off to the Stapleton Diner, where the Jackson's cooked a wonderful meal for them.

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By the time the townspeople arrived back to the square, a grim discovery was found...

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Someone had de-skinned the entire body of the BOI Agent, and positioned his body, and his gun.

A note was found next to the body saying, "Merry Christmas"

"This is disgusting!" Said someone.

"Who could have done something like this?" another asked.

You may now vote.

The governor then stood up again.

"I'm sure the robbery was just another isolated incident, brought on by the evilness of the scum. I don't think it has anything to do with right now."

Then he sat back down.

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Okay, first off, this robbery more than likely has absolutely nothing to do with our situation.

How did you come about this Lois? I don't know where you get an idea like that. :wacko:

Officers, does Stapleton have any non-mafia member criminals? I would think that those mobsters would have gotten rid off them.

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I never realised we were dealing with such bastards. The sight of it, it horrors me. I hope Andrew and Lucy are okay, I'm not sure if they saw it.

The absolute bastards.......

Posted

My, I enjoy my cookin-OH MY GOODNESS! :oh:

What a terrible thing to do, and a gory thing to do as well... Martin! Come here! Where's Mary? Where's the sheep? Somebody get my livestock and hand me my chicken poker, and Martin! Get me a fried biscuit! :wacko:

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This is T-T-TERRIBLE!! If that's what the mafia does to their victims... Or do they treat BOI as V.I.P and do that to only them? I once watched a movie where someone did that to their victims. I think he was called Buffalo Gill. :look:

Posted

Oh my God, I can't beleive the horridness of these shcum, killing is atrocious, but skinning, that's animalistic, something that somekind of Predator would do! I think I'm gun' be sick :sick:

Posted

Well this is downright reprehensible. I see 21 people in that picture - we can't deduce anything from that, but maybe who's talking to who..

One legal note - the scum are acting like animals. Now, as you may know, the lynching of a wild animal is legal within the limits of Stapleton, I'll have you all know.

Posted
Well this is downright reprehensible. I see 21 people in that picture - we can't deduce anything from that, but maybe who's talking to who..

What does that last part mean?

Posted
Well this is downright reprehensible. I see 21 people in that picture - we can't deduce anything from that, but maybe who's talking to who..

One legal note - the scum are acting like animals. Now, as you may know, the lynching of a wild animal is legal within the limits of Stapleton, I'll have you all know.

Well, it seems Andrew is handing $100 to a tree... Maybe a Mafia Member is hiding in that tree...?

Posted

Well it is very simple. there are 21 of us in town and 21 in the picture, so we cannot presume someone is scum based on their absence from the photograph. However, if any unusual pairings-up are noted, that may be something of note.

Posted
Well it is very simple. there are 21 of us in town and 21 in the picture, so we cannot presume someone is scum based on their absence from the photograph. However, if any unusual pairings-up are noted, that may be something of note.

Oh, thanks fer clearin' that up, I can't even find myself in that picture!

Posted

That is one of the sickest things I've seen in my life. :sick: These gangsters are animals!

Maybe you should ask the governor.

We are all entitled to our own opinions. He can believe what he wants.

Posted

Dear god it's just pure on terrible, just like in the moving pictures! we need to find any possible witnesses.

By the way govenor why are you so sure it's an isolated incident>

Posted

Susan, from the start of this game...of life you have seemed very suspicious to me.

First, you claim that because a certain mailman is standing in a spot you deem to be odd, he must be up to something! :oh:

Secondly, the entire time, you have been one of the people who asserted that the robbery is somehow important to the predicament we are in, but this has been confirmed as false by the god of this game...of life. Your constant insistence that the robbery is important is either an attempt at confusion because you are scum, or it is possible you are a town member with no knowledge whatsoever of the conventions of this game...of life. Crime scenes and security photos cannot be analyzed. :hmpf:

Thirdly, every time one of your lies is challenged, you make up another story to cover for it.

No, I was hired as a mafia spy in Vermont when I was 9, and that is somehow relevant!

Wait, I only wanted to look at crime scene photos from an irrelevant robbery to get us out of the situation we`re in!

You are obviously lying, you are obviously either a townie with zero knowledge, or scum with even less. Either you have no knowledge, and somehow think that making up crazy cover stories is the way to succeed in this game...of life. Or, you are scum trying to distract us from what is important (who is killing) by feebly attempting to convince us that a robbery proven to be irrelevant is somehow vital.

Vote: brickme/Susan

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Susan, from the start of this game...of life you have seemed very suspicious to me.

First, you claim that because a certain mailman is standing in a spot you deem to be odd, he must be up to something! :oh:

Secondly, the entire time, you have been one of the people who asserted that the robbery is somehow important to the predicament we are in, but this has been confirmed as false by the god of this game...of life. Your constant insistence that the robbery is important is either an attempt at confusion because you are scum, or it is possible you are a town member with no knowledge whatsoever of the conventions of this game...of life. Crime scenes and security photos cannot be analyzed. :hmpf:

Thirdly, every time one of your lies is challenged, you make up another story to cover for it.

No, I was hired as a mafia spy in Vermont when I was 9, and that is somehow relevant!

Wait, I only wanted to look at crime scene photos from an irrelevant robbery to get us out of the situation we`re in!

You are obviously lying, you are obviously either a townie with zero knowledge, or scum with even less. Either you have no knowledge, and somehow think that making up crazy cover stories is the way to succeed in this game...of life. Or, you are scum trying to distract us from what is important (who is killing) by feebly attempting to convince us that a robbery proven to be irrelevant is somehow vital.

Vote: brickme/Susan

Hmm......I agree in parts, but i'll not vote this early. I am voting at the very last moment, after I can assert everyones charcters, but I am sorry to say, Susan, the evidence agaisnt you is damning.

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