Zepher Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 I liked your's Iz! Here's one that my friend was wearing on thier shirt yesterday. I thought it was okay. To Errrr is human. To Arrrr is Pirate. Quote
Oky Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 "Captain, what's that steering wheel on your belt for?" "Arr! It's drivin' me nuts." Quote
prateek Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 "Captain, what's that steering wheel on your belt for?""Arr! It's drivin' me nuts." dirty little boy Quote
Stauder Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 dirty little boy You laughed didin´t you? What's the pirate's favorite restaurant? Trick question because it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's. Stauder. Quote
user Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 "Captain, what's that steering wheel on your belt for?""Arr! It's drivin' me nuts." That is positively terrible. Where did you even here that? Quote
lego fox Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 I don't care how bad enyone thinkes that is its funny and its definitly not PG-13 Quote
chris_austin Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 A pirate and his parrot walk into the "Shark's Head""I'll have a rum" says the pirate, "and a coke" screams the parrot. They both drink it and again: "I'll have a rum" "and a coke" from the parrot. Next round: "One more rum" "and a coke" the parrot screams again. So the bartender says "If that parrot of yours keeps screaming I'll hammer him to the wall next to the shark's head!" Five minutes later: "One more rum", "and a coke". So the bartender takes a nail and hammer and puts the parrot up the wall next to the shark's head. The parrot looks aside and says: "did you order a coke too?" I'm sorry, I don't get this one. It sounds like it's just a story to me! Quote
Oky Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 That is positively terrible. Where did you even here that? I believe it was on Robot Chicken. Quote
user Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 I believe it was on Robot Chicken. I should have known! I know I shoud'nt but I love that show! I especially love their E.T bit! Quote
cole Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Why does it take so long for Pirates to learn the alphabet? Because the spend years at C. Quote
chris_austin Posted June 28, 2009 Posted June 28, 2009 Why does it take so long for Pirates to learn the alphabet?Because the spend years at C. Now that, I get. Good one! Quote
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