Jokes from a male point of view

[Vader]

Well i was sent this earlier and thought i would post it, ladies you may not agree with this so fill free to post something from a ladies point of view :-D :)

Why men are happier than women

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear no T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet facility because this one is just terrible.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress

[Kikuichimonji]

Not like there are much ladies around here anyway ;)

[KimT]

Funny :oD Even though it's the naked truth :D ;)

KimT

[Supreme Oompa Loompa]

The most meaningful of things are said in jest~

[Cyclonis]

Did someone say naked? :oD

Anyway yeah thats pretty funny stuff there. Even though im not an AFOL or anything, i still know that its the truth ;)

[Kahgarak]

The world is your urinal :P

[Vader]

Im surprised that the ladies in our forums havent flamed me for these jokes yet :-D

[Lost Viking]

Im surprised that the ladies in our forums havent flamed me for these jokes yet :-D

Ya I cant believe they havent noticed either! Great jokes by the way.

[Vader]

There silence is making me worry now 8-|

[Norro]

There silence is making me worry now 8-|

It is a little deafening...

God Bless,

Nathan

[Darkie]

Oh, I've noticed the jokes. I've read them all before, too.

And these are based on some high-maintenance women, because I certainly don't fit all of the negative stereotypes of girls.

I'm pretty darn happy, too. :P