Derek Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) This vig is from the episode "Saftey Training". Before a stunt to "teach" his workers about the dangers of depression and suicide, Michael tests his jump off the roof using a watermelon. He and Dwight toss it off the roof and it bounces off of the trampoline onto Stanley's car. Dwight: [on the roof] Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!Michael: Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or... Dwight: We measured it once... Michael: Go buy some watermelons. Dwight: Seedless? Michael: Just... Rear view Front view Dwight: Ready?Michael: Let's do it! Drop that sucker. Dwight: [drops watermelon, watermelon bounces off trampoline, onto a car, bursts, car alarm sounds] Michael: BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess. Dwight: Okay. Michael: Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes. Dwight: Got it. Michael: Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler. Dwight: We're not allowed to use the baler. Michael: Have Pa--adge do it, or... the sea monster. Dwight: I'm on it! Micro trampoline This one is from "Business School". A bat gets into the office and Dwight takes quick action with a net. Dwight: ...Oh my God. Animal stool. [jumps on desk]Pam: Dwight, what are you doing? Dwight: Solving a mystery, if that's quite alright with you. [opens ceiling tile] Come to Papa. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. Fortunately I have found it befo--BAT! BAAAT! BAT! Karen: Oh my God! Dwight: BAAAAT! BAT! NO! EVERYONE REMAIN CALM! There it goes! Stanley: Goooood bye. Angela: [on ground] ... Please don't let that stupid thing near me... Figures- Angela, New version of Jim, and Dwight. Angela: Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop! Thanks for looking! Edited January 25, 2009 by darthperson Quote
Faramir Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 I remember the bat episode Without it, we'd never have gotten the M.S.D.M.S.M.P.M.C.R.A.P.A.F.R.R.F.T.C.! Nice job, keep em coming! Quote
Derek Posted January 25, 2009 Author Posted January 25, 2009 Without it, we'd never have gotten the M.S.D.M.S.M.P.M.C.R.A.P.A.F.R.R.F.T.C.!Nice job, keep em coming! I was thinking of doing something from that episode. Maybe Michael hitting Meredith with his car! Quote
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