Atticus Scrounge & Others

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Atticus Scrounge, the counselor for Stickington School. Known for his intensely, dangerously bad advice. He'll get you put in jail if you take what he says too literally.

An unnamed conspiracy theorist. I'll let the picture do the talking.

Mr. Norman. Beneath his tired exterior lies a cunning mind which he uses to aggressively run his very ambiguous business. It's the kinda business with cubicles and paperwork, you know?

A young, productive and upright fellow who works for Mr. Norman. Everyone hates him because he has no concept of fun beyond high office morale, but all the companies want him working for them because he's so ungodly... Productive.

He tends to abbreviate words unnecessarily and refer to people by their initials for efficiency, which pisses people off a lot. He is oblivious to this.

Referred to most commonly as "The New Kid" or, when he's not new, "The Kid."

He's not a hitchhiker so just stop pulling over all the TIME FOR ME! I AM A ROADSIDE EXPLORER! NOT A HITCHHIKER!

Savelli's a nice kid.

Coach Flimsy hates Savelli because he's unfit. As such, he has him run demeaning little circles apart from the rest of the PE class for "special exercise" while all the other kids play games. Coach Flimsy is known for being extremely verbally abusive.