Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Wait you're a women? You're so ugly I thought you were a cross-dressing man! <After being slapped again, he again is knocked out>
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Wait you're a women? You're so ugly I thought you were a cross-dressing man! <After being slapped again, he again is knocked out> THAT IS IT, YA LIL' OL' - Pulls a frying pan out of nowhere, and swings it up in another *MASSIVE SLAP* I HAVE HALF A MIND TO RUN YOU THROUGH WITH THIS LIL' CARVIN' KNIFE HERE! Another *MASSIVE SLAP* rings out, this time with Adalaide's hand, leaving a distinct red hand print on Pedro's already scarlet left cheek. WAIT UNTIL TONY GETS HERE, MY LOV'LY AND RESPECTFUL OL' HUSBAND! Wait you're a women? You're so ugly I thought you were a cross-dressing man! <After being slapped again, he again is knocked out> I JUST PLAYED THIS LIL' TAPE ON INSTANT REPLAY! NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET SCREWED AGAIN, YA LIL' OL' - *MASSIVE SLAP* this time with the side of a sword, pulled from the wall over some random fire place, and begins dragging him to the nearest river.
Zepher Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Good show Adaline! The men of this town, excluding some of our wonderful husbands, need to be tuaght some respect! As for the criminals... or, in this case, the Members of the FBI... we've really got nothing to go on yet. As for the votes not being cast here... that is interesting. I think that we can still pull hfor getting people off simply be posting a lot of facts against them. As for now I have no ideas in my head, except for finding my husband. Also, Adeline, when does the DESPrite house Wives Society start meetings? What do we do? Compare money? Compare jewelery? Compage bbodies? What? How do we prove we're best?
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 <While he is being dragged he says this:> Good job my magic mermaid friends will save me.
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Good show Adaline! The men of this town, excluding some of our wonderful husbands, need to be tuaght some respect!As for the criminals... or, in this case, the Members of the FBI... we've really got nothing to go on yet. As for the votes not being cast here... that is interesting. I think that we can still pull hfor getting people off simply be posting a lot of facts against them. As for now I have no ideas in my head, except for finding my husband. Also, Adeline, when does the DESPrite house Wives Society start meetings? What do we do? Compare money? Compare jewelery? Compage bbodies? What? How do we prove we're best? Why thank ya, darlin'! I think y'all couldn't be more right there, hun! You're right, darlin', but that nasty ol' Pedro could use another *MASSIVE SMACK* if y'all ask me! Oh, the first meeting is tonight at 7:30 P.M. - and don' worry, darlin', you'll find out all 'bout it at the meetin'! We don' want these nasty ol' men hearin' 'bout our ... methods! *giggles*
Quarryman Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Speaking of holding booze, how about another? Sounds like an excellent idea. A first one for me though, but at least it's a start. And I'm very curious if anyone has any good ideas about how to find the rats among us, I'm willing to listen to any kind of whacky suggestion.b
Hinckley Posted January 9, 2009 Author Posted January 9, 2009 Adalaide threw Pedro out the door of the Tavern. "Don't ever ever make fun of my hair or clothes, you worthless pig!" Bang! "Ha!" Adalaide screamed, "Not so cocky with a bullet in your balls, are you?" Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! *click* *click* *click* "I repeat-and this is for everyone-don't ever make fun of my hair or clothes! " Pedro's body was "cleaned up." No wire was found on his body. After searching his warehouse, home and person it was concluded that he was loyal to the mafia. Later, Iris was heard to say about him "He was loyal to us, but he was a sick dog and disrespectful to women. He got what he deserved in the end...or should I say-in the balls?" One down halfway through day 1...not bad.
Zepher Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 That's the true lesson of DESPrite! I only hope that one day I will also be able to kill men who insult us as vicioiusly as you do Adeline! I'm afraid that Trxxi spoils me to much... I'd never have the power to do that on my own. I can only look up to you. And hope that this be a lesson to all other men. A women is not a weak thing!
Jlblue Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Well, I guess I already missed some of the commotion, huh? Pedro's dead. Good. Never liked that kid. I usually don't like hating on members of the family, but in his case I'll make an exception. 'Cause we really are just a big family. Even if we're from different places, we're all still brothers and sisters. And trying to sleep with your sister usually doesn't go over well in a family. Right fellas? *Grins*
Lego12 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Hey....I just came across Pedro's body, nice work! This is why we made the DESPrite Housewives club! Adeline you are the best! We don't need guys to insult us! We're bad! Its good to see all of you. I finally found my hubby......
Dragonator Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Oh good show I say, that creep was starting to get on my nerves. To bad he wasn't FBI, altough I think he was a bit to crooked to be useful to either us or them. Well now that he's gone, what do you all say to sitting down, with this fine whiskey, and perhaps making a plan to get these rats?
Zepher Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Seeing as my husband is no where to be seen, a whiskey sounds fine. Unless that's against the DESPrite Code. I hear your whiskey is some of the finest around.
Sir Dillon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 It's a pity he was loyal to us, though I can't say I'm that surprised. ... I don't think any rats would be that stupid or careless. Either way, he was one messed up fellow, and I think he had it coming, making comments like he did.
Bob Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Howdy folks! Sorry for the late arrival. Im just about ready to open up the tavern. First drinks are on the house! Second ones are half off! Lets welcome back our new godfather!
Lego12 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Where's my husband? Anyways, I can't wait until the DESPrite club meeting! Oh and Inertiatieri, do you like the clothes I made for you? I'm so proud you became captain, good job! Sorry that I won't be around tonight, I've got a meeting, although I'll miss you!
Zepher Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Where's my husband? Anyways, I can't wait until the DESPrite club meeting! Oh and Inertiatieri, do you like the clothes I made for you? I'm so proud you became captain, good job! Sorry that I won't be around tonight, I've got a meeting, although I'll miss you! Do not let the DESPrites take oer the main focus of your life. That should always be your husband! If only I could find mine.
Jlblue Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Drinks on the house? I like the sound of that! *Pats Boyd on the back* Nice hat, by the way. I should get me one of those.
Bob Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Remind me to loan ya one! Did I mention I have a whole stockpile of em' in my closet? Here ya go there (Passes drink to Johnny) Enjoy!
Lego12 Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 LeAnn and Alicia aren't around so I guess it's fine to have a few more glasses Excuse me? Alicia? Why do you care if Alicia is there? Who is this Alicia!?! If I find out that you've been hanging out with her I'm going to smack her @$$ to death! You too pretty boy!
Jlblue Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 *Gulps down the drink whole* Thank you. Whole closet, huh? Reminds me of my closet. You'd be shocked how much supplies I have in order to keep my hair like this. I go through about a bottle of hair gel a day.
Zepher Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Excuse me? Alicia? Why do you care if Alicia is there? Who is this Alicia!?! If I find out that you've been hanging out with her I'm going to smack her @$$ to death! You too pretty boy! Rules for DESPrite: I) No cheating with other member's husbands (May cheat with single men on your husband though.) II) Kill all men who cheat. I'll think up more later!
Bob Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 That club sounds a bit...extreme... All and all the club is just to stop adultery? How odd...
Dragonator Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Right folks, settle down please. Feel free to help yourselves to the whiskey, and Boyd will be supplying anything else. We've had enough idle chatter, let's get down to sorting out this problem, OK? Now, as you all know, and as Iris has attested to, we have been infiltrated by FBI rats. This is harming our business here in Moonlight. So what we need to discuss first is what to do about the problem? It is very early on for us to be suspicious of any one particular person yet, however if you are suspicious of someone then please voice your suspicion and tell us why. I seem to recall that someone was suspicious of Perry earlier, did that someone have a reason? The most important thing we need to remember is to keep our cool and try to think things through like true Baritones. We have already had one problem today with the death of Pedro. I know we all disliked him and he was an annoying sod, but he still turned out to be one of us. So I think we need to try and avoid any more little accidents. Leave the killing to whoever the hit man is, after we have made a considered vote for someone. Mindless violence may be our normal method, but I don't think it will help us with this little problem. So, please add your thoughts to this discussion, and let's start planning. I call a toast, to us ridding the family of these filthy FBI rats. *everyone raises their glass and drinks*
Dragonator Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Oh yes, one more thing. As Zabrina has said, adultery is not something we like much in this family. If I discover that anyone, husband or wife, is doing this at such a crucial time for our family, I will be extremely displeased. I'm sure non of you lovely ladies would even think of cheating on your husbands though, and we men certainly wouldn't, so there won't be a problem, right?
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