Vikings 05: Caption Contest 3

[jonfett]

Same rules, same spirit but a new picture!

Let's see what you come up with for this one. Captioning ends Saturday 19:00 (GMT +1)

*viki*

Jon.

[MattZitron]

Sven soon realised that he'd chosen the wrong place to eat his orange.

[chewie]

Viking: Go fetch doggie!!!!!!....wait thats no dog

[SuvieD]

Attempting a new method to defeat the monsters, this brave viking attempts to play fetch with the Fenris wolf. It doesn't take long to find out how great this strategy works and before you know it old wolfy is getting his tummy scratched.

-or-

During a difficult fight a brave viking is disarmed by the Fenris wolf, now with only his wits and an inflated orange cow bladder he must continue to fight for his life.

[languages]

Note to self: When faced with a Fenris Wolf dont go and play Basketball.....

[MattZitron]

Mythical Wolves Can't Jump.

[ImperialJohn]

Viking thinks: "Strange that a Fenris Wolfs heart looks like a basket ball?"

[Aneurysm_2]

"No, I'm not giving you the ball, you just ate my brother"

[xwingyoda]

V: "why on Odin did I bet with Knud that I could drink more Mj

[keetongu]

*viki* Viking:I want to be your friend Fenris, see I even want to play basketball with you. :') :^D Fenris:I want to eat you Mr.Viking, not be your friend.Also that isn't a basketball it's an orange, plus basketball hasn't been invented yet. *viki* Viking:Then I invented...orangeball! :^D Fenris:Oh please. :|

[xwingyoda]

V: "Why did I join the WWF ???"

[prateek]

Viking: arg... ah what the heck lets play fetch, hey thats not a dogggg *AAAAAAAA*!!!!!!!

[legofreak]

Sven the Hungry was passing by

when a strange looking fruit he did spy

"this fruit looks neat, I have yet to eat!"

threw down his weapons and to eat he did try

While eating up his tasty snack

the mighty viking came under attack

a passing beast, desiring a feast

knocked Sven down with a mighty crack!

Fenris ate him, helmet and suit

and all for the sake of a tasty fruit

and was it sweet? a tasty treat?

alas that point, like Sven, is moot.

[Beagle]

"Okay, over the sword, off the shield, off the wall, over the giant wolf...... nothin' but net."

[Cutty]

"I knew it! Deep at heart you wolves are just playful doggies! I like doggies.

Go fetch! ... Good boy!" *viki*

Greesons seatings,

Yttuc the Frost-Giant

[Cyclonis]

Viking: Mmm, this is one great rockmelon I found, it is very tasty... Hold on, this aint no rockmelon, it's a Fenris egg!

(Yes, I know that wolfs don't lay eggs, but think imaginitively!)

[mahjqa]

The Viking - Lycanthrope basketball match is considered to be the first step to the downfall of this great civilisation.

[jmenomeno]

Sven's choice of defense from the wolf proved to be unwise.

Joe

[Dreamweb]

A riddle:

How to transfer wolf, viking and basketball from the left bank of the river to the right bank?

[ImperialJohn]

Now listen up Fen. This is the fourth ball. Don't you chew a hole in this one.

[ImperialJohn]

The Ball is mightier than the Sword. Especially when playing with dogs.

[yoda601]

"After what seemed like hours of fighting, Sven decided to try something more... imaginative"

-or-

"...and so a new era of peace began, where basketball was played by monsters and vikings alike..."

-or-

"After hitting the bar, Sven was seen trying to chat up a wolf with his BasketBall skills... Rest in pieces..."

[legofreak]

Sven defeats the mighty Fenris.... by ripping off the wolf's right Megablock*.

* Edited by xwingyoda

[Cutty]

Viking: "Look you filthy dog! I made this basket ball out of you mama's gut! Wanna join her or what?!"

Fenris: "You...murder...momy!?" *HOWL*

[Norro]

Then he realized why the wolf was winning... It's something to do with those red eyes...