Alice Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 I love Halloween. I think it's the best holiday. I mean there's candy (including pumpkin spice Hershey kisses and other seasonal delights) and I get to pretend to be someone else for a day. It also gives me a chance to normalize my interests that normally freak people out. So I was at work today, eating Halloween Laffy Taffy (the best candy in the whole world) and I thought that we can all use a little silliness. So, for fun, share your favorite Halloween (lame) jokes. I'll start with some that cracked me up. What did the ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people" What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves. Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Alice: I don't know if this is the right place to post a message like this, but since I love Halloween too, and we don't have a separate Halloween Forum, I'm in. What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out! Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces? You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out! What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571) PS. There was once a taffy much better than Laughy Taffy, and that was Tangy Taffy. Do you remember or ever had Tangy Taffy? Quote
ExoBuilder Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a JOKE! Ok, that was lame... Quote
Alice Posted October 16, 2008 Author Posted October 16, 2008 Alice: I don't know if this is the right place to post a message like this, but since I love Halloween too, and we don't have a separate Halloween Forum, I'm in.What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out! Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces? You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out! What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571) PS. There was once a taffy much better than Laughy Taffy, and that was Tangy Taffy. Do you remember or ever had Tangy Taffy? I questioned if it was the right place and Shadows said that I should post it here. I personally thought it was a bit of an odd place but it is the haunted forum. :skull: I have never heard of Tangy Taffy. The only reason I like Laffy Taffy is for the jokes. I especially like the pi joke!!! Quote
BlueBard Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Knock knock.Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a JOKE! Ok, that was lame... Terrible but funny! Quote
Guss Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 ahah ! that's some nice jokes^^ sadly, I don't know any jokes in english.. so I'll just read and laugh Quote
WesternOutlaw Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma." The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light." Quote
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