KotZ Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago Far into the future, as the humans of Earth explored the deepest reaches of space, one country realized it was imperative they bring culinary goodness. Welcome to Itali-tron. The Chef is the alien leader of Itali-tron, and it is because of them pizza, pasta, and the Mediterranean diet has spread as far as it has. The Chef has mastered the art of making pizza and the wooden pizza peel is a symbol of his rule. The Pizzalien is the result of pizza gaining sentience and merging with an alien species Italitronauts met on their earliest voyages. The Pilot is the one who is entrusted to transport goods, people, and aliens across the galaxy. Long gone are the days of rickety triremes. Caesar would be proud. The Delivery Boy. With his hoverboard, he'll deliver pizza to you in 30 parsecs or less* *Void where prohibited under galactic law. Itali-tron reserves the right to limit, in its sole discretion, the provision and quantity of any feature, product or service to any person or galactic area. The Arcanus is one of Itali-tron's secret spies, bent on finding (and destroying) bad cooking practices. Legionnaires are Itali-tron's armed forces. Many are equipped with dual blasters, capable of switching between Pesto Mode and Rapid-Fire Ragu. Quote
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