Professor Thaum Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 Kai NRG, Garmadon and Captain Braunsfeld are responsible for this mess proudly present : The story so far : Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 You are at chapter 12 : Monkey Business A remote beach not far from Tortuga main city, or is it a remote beach not far from Alexport ? A sailor : So many lemon trees, looks like a fool's garden ! Iauln : I wonder why yesterday you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky, doctorAnd all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree. I'm turning my head up and downI'm turning, turning, turning, turning, turning around, and all that I can see, is just another lemon tree. Pr Koko : Give a keeeeeeess to Kokoooooo ! Dr Thaum : This is flourishing business, my boy, especially for fighting scurvy ! Man in the mask : This is the price for the trees : 1 Gwuinee ! Sailor : Eeeeh ? What is a Gwuinee ? Man in the mask : Your not a true merchant, this little furry animal , this is the new exchange rate direct from Pontelli ! Sailor : Eeeeh ? Man in the mask : Listen, this Gwuinee should be exchanged for 3 peaches, which are worth 5 eggs, with which you will obtain 5 chickens then exchange them for 4 rabbits and so 2 piglets. Raise the piglets in 2 plumpy pigs and sold them for a calf which is to be raised as a well-fed steer, all this good beef meat is worth about 50 Gwuinees which are barely 25 golden pnounds... and you largely got your expense back. Sailor : Eeeeh ? Let me check with the boss. Man in the mask : Please. Sailor : Doctor, I'm pretty sure this man is a crook, he is going to exchange the lemon trees not with the dough, but with something I've never heard about. Looks like monkey money ! He wants to pay with a... Gwuinee ? Pr Koko : Don't give a Gwuinee to Koko ! Give a kiiiiss to Kokooo ! Dr Thaum : Hu ? A Gwuinee, you say ? Interesting. Accept the deal and go exchange this Gwuinee for 3 peaches, and then 5 eggs, then raise the chickens... Sailor : Which I exchange for 4 rabbits ? Dr Thaum : This ! The next is up to you ! You seem to have understand ! Sailor : ... Dr Thaum : Mister Rondo, prepare to launch the "Wind of Change" operation ! Mr Rondo : Sure Doctor, all the stuff is ready. Pr Koko : On donne un bisouuuuuuuus ! A Kokooooo ! What an agony of suspense ! What will be the next twist !? The story is not over, stay tuned ! Quote
Garmadon Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 That story is hilarious, I am dying! I love all those lemon trees too, wonder what the man in the mask's plan is for them (besides messing up the supply for the entire lemon industry in the new world... ) Quote
Captain Braunsfeld Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 I wonder how, I wonder why ... I find this very funny. And the story is certainly not a one hit wonder. Where is the monkey that the title promised? - talking about the wild, wild days.... Quote
NOD Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 Funny sequel! I like the lemon trees in the pots. The man in the mask paid with fake money. That's a mole, not a Gwuinee. The man wears the same clothes as the assassin from chapter 1 who supposedly drowned in chapter 5. Quote
Professor Thaum Posted July 1, 2022 Author Posted July 1, 2022 On 6/28/2022 at 3:32 PM, Garmadon said: That story is hilarious, I am dying! I couldn't ask for a better compliment Quote
Jeff of Clubs Posted July 1, 2022 Posted July 1, 2022 Nonsense! I love it! Great little lemon orchard you mocced up. The trees truely look the part. Quote
Kai NRG Posted July 2, 2022 Posted July 2, 2022 Buying lemons with Gwuinees seems strangely fitting. I love your curvy beach by the way! Quote
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